crawfish
07-14-2007, 04:12 PM
From FoxSports.com
Here we are with the latest roll call of Funhouse Heroes and Villains.
Heroes, of course, are those who have Firm American HandshakesTM and have cultivated a fondness for grandmas and bald eagles. The Villains, it must be said, are those who align themselves with the forces of unspeakable evil. We do the Republic a great service by identifying them as such ...
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HEROES
1. Les Miles: It appears there's a new "ballcoach" on the scene in the SEC. The SEC is best known for cheating and championships, but it's also got a proud tradition of coaches who don't know when to shut up. The latter is a very good thing. Since Steve Spurrier, the original loud-mouthed ballcoach, is whiling away his time at the remote backwater known as South Carolina, we've long been in need of a more high-profile trash talker. Enter Les Miles of LSU.
First, Miles is cool because he looks like he could bite through a lead pipe. Second, he's cool because he's saying mean things about the Pac 10 and Big 12. (http://www.tulsaworld.com/sports/article.aspx?articleID=070711_2_B1_Criti78883) He's not yet Spurrier, at least not until he comes up with a zinger than rivals, "You can't spell 'Citrus' without 'UT.'" But he's on his way. So step it up, Les, and declare to the press that you spotted Nick Saban wearing Capri pants.
Here we are with the latest roll call of Funhouse Heroes and Villains.
Heroes, of course, are those who have Firm American HandshakesTM and have cultivated a fondness for grandmas and bald eagles. The Villains, it must be said, are those who align themselves with the forces of unspeakable evil. We do the Republic a great service by identifying them as such ...
http://msn.foxsports.com/id/7014240_4_1.jpg See the rest of the heroes and villians (http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/7014810)
HEROES
1. Les Miles: It appears there's a new "ballcoach" on the scene in the SEC. The SEC is best known for cheating and championships, but it's also got a proud tradition of coaches who don't know when to shut up. The latter is a very good thing. Since Steve Spurrier, the original loud-mouthed ballcoach, is whiling away his time at the remote backwater known as South Carolina, we've long been in need of a more high-profile trash talker. Enter Les Miles of LSU.
First, Miles is cool because he looks like he could bite through a lead pipe. Second, he's cool because he's saying mean things about the Pac 10 and Big 12. (http://www.tulsaworld.com/sports/article.aspx?articleID=070711_2_B1_Criti78883) He's not yet Spurrier, at least not until he comes up with a zinger than rivals, "You can't spell 'Citrus' without 'UT.'" But he's on his way. So step it up, Les, and declare to the press that you spotted Nick Saban wearing Capri pants.