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Bburton86
06-26-2007, 06:10 PM
VENICE, Florida (AP) -- A man who lost his ball in a golf course pond nearly lost a limb when a nearly 11-foot alligator latched on to his arm and pulled him in the water, authorities said.

Bruce Burger, 50, was trying to retrieve his ball Monday from a pond on the sixth hole at the Lake Venice Golf Club.

The alligator latched on to Burger's right forearm and pulled him in the pond, said Gary Morse, a spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. Burger used his left arm to beat the reptile until it freed him.

"I saw him reach down to get his ball and he yelled" for help, said Janet Pallo, who was playing the fifth hole and ran over to drive the man to the clubhouse.

Burger, from Lenoir City, Tennessee, was taken to a hospital but was not seriously injured, Morse said Tuesday.

It took seven Fish and Wildlife officers an hour to trap the one-eyed alligator, which measured 10 feet, 11 inches, Morse said.

The pond at the sixth hole has a "Beware of Alligator" sign.

"Unfortunately, that's part of Florida," course general manager Rod Parry said. "There's wildlife in these ponds."

Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

One-eyed gator pulls golfer into pond - CNN.com (http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/26/gator.attack.ap/index.html)

crawfish
06-26-2007, 06:28 PM
One-eyed gator pulls golfer into pond - CNN.com (http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/26/gator.attack.ap/index.html)

Wow! What a story. Glad that guy is alright. I would hate to know what that gator could have done if he had both eyes! :whistle:

SavageOrangeJug
06-26-2007, 06:34 PM
The alligator latched on to Burger's right forearm and pulled him in the pond, said Gary Morse, a spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. Burger used his left arm to beat the reptile until it freed him....

...Burger, from Lenoir City, Tennessee
Moral of the story: A Tennessean can whip a Gator with one hand.

crimsonnation713
06-26-2007, 07:22 PM
Moral of the story: A Tennessean can whip a Gator with one hand.

POINTS 4 U SIR !!!! When I can. Points system on this board sux.

AUFootball24
06-26-2007, 07:46 PM
Wow! This guy beat the sh*t out of a Gator with his left hand! Talk about a true American badass.

I'd like to shake this man's hand...his left one.

Bburton86
06-26-2007, 07:52 PM
I'm really upset with you guys. You're not getting it.

AUFootball24
06-26-2007, 07:53 PM
I'm really upset with you guys. You're not getting it.

I got the Happy reference. I just thought the fact this guy beat the hell out of a gator was cooler.

gatorunvrsty
06-26-2007, 08:13 PM
What it tells me is that hillbillies need to learn how to read. Even without the sign, only a moron would stick his hand in the water in Florida to fetch his golf ball. Hell, the gators are out sunning themselves on the tee-boxes of every golf course south of Jacksonville. Probably spit him out because he didn't care for the taste of dumb, unbathed redneck.

crawfish
06-26-2007, 10:38 PM
Down on the bayou courses in Louisiana, because we don't "buy" golf balls, swimming for golf balls and dodging gators iare a necessity.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/109/297349216_cc7d03ee52.jpg?v=0http://wegotgolfballs.com/images/Diver2.jpg

The Ramp
06-27-2007, 09:25 AM
i remember being a little kid and i saw a gator on the river while waterskiing. i told my bro i'm not getting in and we should pull up further down the river. he said, "gator's are more scared of you than you think. watch this.." and he proceeded to cannonball the gator. it didn't move. he walked on water back to the boat. good times