SavageOrangeJug
06-22-2007, 07:09 PM
A duck waddles into a farm supply store.
"Got any duck feed?" He asked.
"No, we don't sell it." The owner answered.
Next day, same thing.
On the third day the guy's patience ran out.
"Listen you, I've told you twice already WE DON'T SELL DUCK FEED!!!! Now if you come back in here asking for it again I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor and use you for target practice."
The next day in walks the duck.
"Got any nails?"
"No"
"Got any duck feed?"
"Got any duck feed?" He asked.
"No, we don't sell it." The owner answered.
Next day, same thing.
On the third day the guy's patience ran out.
"Listen you, I've told you twice already WE DON'T SELL DUCK FEED!!!! Now if you come back in here asking for it again I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor and use you for target practice."
The next day in walks the duck.
"Got any nails?"
"No"
"Got any duck feed?"