Age of the membership base?

[SavageOrangeJug]

What is the majority age group.

No one needs to publicly volunteer their age, but please vote.

[Sabanocchio]

That should have been a public poll. :lol:

[gatorunvrsty]

39. Almost old. Next year, I'll be counting backwards.

[SavageOrangeJug]

39. Almost old. Next year, I'll be counting backwards.
Cast a vote, please.

[GAMECOCK_FAN]

One of the oldest (and wisest :laugh: ) on here.

47

[SavageOrangeJug]

One of the oldest (and wisest :laugh: ) on here.

47
Settle down, youngster. I turned 48 yesterday. :flame:

[KillerNut]

No senior citizens on here? :laugh:

BTW, Just turned 25 last month.

[timNem]

33 here

How many members are grandparents on here?

[lacene]

41 here....

and why would we be hesitant to publicly state our age here??

[GAMECOCK_FAN]

Settle down, youngster. I turned 48 yesterday. :flame:
That's why I said one of the oldest, old man. :laugh:

I know of a few posters who are a little older than both of us, although the two that come to mind at the moment no longer post very much.

And, Happy Belated Birthday. I hope yesterday was an extra special day for you.

[GAMECOCK_FAN]

33 here

How many members are grandparents on here?
Not that I know of, unless my 19-year-old and 16-year-old sons aren't telling me something. :laugh:

[USAFGAMECOCK]

Big 27 here

[shanksta13]

18 here (and my message is too short)

[azamugg]

41 here....

and why would we be hesitant to publicly state our age here??

41? Wow! your nuts must drag the ground lacey

[Sabanocchio]

FWIW, 28....and feeling older.

[gatormaniac]

33 here

How many members are grandparents on here?

I'm 50 and just celebrated the birth of my first grandson, Carson on May 22nd.

[CRIMSONWHITE]

I'm 50 and just celebrated the birth of my first grandson, Carson on May 22nd.

I'm 50 also maniac. I thought 50 would be just about the oldest.

[timNem]

I'm 50 and just celebrated the birth of my first grandson, Carson on May 22nd.
Congrats! Don't spoil that child

[SavageOrangeJug]

More of us "finely aged" posters, than I had imagined.

[vandyfan84]

your choices are too broad. a 20 year old, acts and posts in a different demeanor than a 29 year old. Just my opinion, btw...I am 22, and will be 23 in September.

[Gator2753]

I noticed we have one vote for 70 or older. Funny thing is...I didnt think gatorunvrsty would take part in this poll. :laugh:

[Sabanocchio]

your choices are too broad. a 20 year old, acts and posts in a different demeanor than a 29 year old. Just my opinion, btw...I am 22, and will be 23 in September.
What are you going on about? You post like a 12-year-old and you're 22?

[GTTiger]

25 here and still a college football fan

[Gator2753]

BTW Im 22 (2 weeks away from 23) & I don't have to rely on modern medicine for an erection...unlike 35% of our membership.:ph34r: :scared:

[gatormaniac]

I'm 50 also maniac. I thought 50 would be just about the oldest.

'56 or '57? '56er here!

SOJ, you're right, I figured there wouldn't be too many in our bracket. Nice mix on this board.

Thanks, TimNem! We've taken care of the pre-paid college, and because that little formality is out of the way, let the real spoiling begin!:laugh:

[gatormaniac]

BTW Im 22 (2 weeks away from 23) & I don't have to rely on modern medicine for an erection...unlike 35% of our membership.:ph34r: :scared:

Ass!!

:laugh:

[AuburnJT]

twenty eight

[GAMECOCK_FAN]

BTW Im 22 (2 weeks away from 23) & I don't have to rely on modern medicine for an erection...unlike 35% of our membership.:ph34r: :scared:
erection.........What's that? :laugh:

[KillerNut]

I noticed we have one vote for 70 or older. Funny thing is...I didnt think gatorunvrsty would take part in this poll. :laugh:

HAHA :laugh: + rep when I can

Beware the Statking will reply to that. Its nice having our own version of wikipedia on here. :laugh:

[vandyfan84]

What are you going on about? You post like a 12-year-old and you're 22?

I'm saying, people do not group ages in multiples of 10. A 20 year old, does not act like a 29 year old. Just like a 30 year old, does not act like a 39 year old. They are too broad, and no I don't act like a 12 year old. A 12 year old doesn't know how to freely express his/her opinion. A 12 year old shuts up when told to do so. A 12 year old is still a child, I am not.

[Seppeh]

Yep.

I'm the youngest.

[Sabanocchio]

Right. I believe if you look at Advertising segments, they align fairly well with the groupings SOJ selected. And I don't know a single 12 year-old that shuts up when told. I do know a 22-year old that doesn't.

[SavageOrangeJug]

BTW Im 22 (2 weeks away from 23) & I don't have to rely on modern medicine for an erection...unlike 35% of our membership.:ph34r: :scared:
Introduce one of us old dogs to your girlfriend. We'll show her tricks you haven't learned yet. :laugh:

[vandyfan84]

Yep.

I'm the youngest.

16? 17? how old are you?

[vandyfan84]

Right. I believe if you look at Advertising segments, they align fairly well with the groupings SOJ selected. And I don't know a single 12 year-old that shuts up when told. I do know a 22-year old that doesn't.

who...me? :laugh:

[Seppeh]

16? 17? how old are you?

16.........................

[shanksta13]

A 12 year old shuts up when told to do so.

Where are you gettin your 12 year olds from? :laugh:

[vandyfan84]

16.........................

Dang son, you are young.

Sophomore in HS?

[Seppeh]

Junior this fall.

[vandyfan84]

Where are you gettin your 12 year olds from? :laugh:

my little sister shut up when she was 12, lol

[Gator2753]

Introduce one of us old dogs to your girlfriend. We'll show her tricks you haven't learned yet. :laugh:

LOL! She went from being my G/F to my wife. We are going on 8 months of marriage now.
Anyways we know our fair share of tricks but if you would like to share any with us then please send them via email or PM. She would have you teach her in person but she gets nauseous at the smell on Ben Gay.:thumpsup:

[SavageOrangeJug]

LOL! She went from being my G/F to my wife. We are going on 8 months of marriage now.
Anyways we know our fair share of tricks but if you would like to share any with us then please send them via email or PM. She would have you teach her in person but she gets nauseous at the smell on Ben Gay.:thumpsup:
Well, she can put cotton balls in her nose. I will have cotton balls in my nose and ears.

Two things I can't stand. To smell rubber burning, and to hear a woman scream.

[GvilleDave]

BTW Im 22 (2 weeks away from 23) & I don't have to rely on modern medicine for an erection... :scared:

Thats what 3 NCs in 12 months will get you.

[timNem]

BTW Im 22 (2 weeks away from 23) & I don't have to rely on modern medicine for an erection...unlike 35% of our membership.:ph34r: :scared::laugh: All you need is the wind to blow a little, right?

[lacene]

41? Wow! your nuts must drag the ground lacey

yes, they do, azz4amugg......









and it can be very painful, let me tell you. But then I found out about the Nut-Harness®:

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[azamugg]

yes, they do, azamugg......









and it can be very painful, let me tell you. But then I found out about the Nut-Harness®:

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Ron Popiel (sp) could move those suckers

stop leaving an obvious trail to your whereabouts......

trying to think of something witty along the lines of "set it and forget it"

[lacene]

Well, she can put cotton balls in her nose. I will have cotton balls in my nose and ears.

Two things I can't stand. To smell rubber burning, and to hear a woman scream.

then don't send a photo with that email.... :ph34r:

[jthomas666]

I turned 44 last month.

I'm very immature for my age. ;)

[RW13]

"24 and there's so much more".............................although it feels a helluva lot older than I always thought it would....

[Sabanocchio]

It's amazing to me that many of the people that wax pathetic and immature are the seasoned persons who you would think were beyond childish behavior whilst some of the younger ones are the folks generally taking the high road. Just goes to show you, age is only a number, Idiocy and ignorance evade age-based generalizations.

[jthomas666]

It's amazing to me that many of the people that wax pathetic and immature are the seasoned persons who you would think were beyond childish behavior whilst some of the younger ones are the folks generally taking the high road. Just goes to show you, age is only a number, Idiocy and ignorance evade age-based generalizations.Well put, poo poo head. ;)

[gatorunvrsty]

33 here

How many members are grandparents on here?

I better not be!:ohmy:

[Gator2753]

I better not be!:ohmy:

LOL. Read this whole thread GU:laugh: :ph34r:

[palmettocock]

18...that's right ladies...I'm legal

[timNem]

Its much easier if you just throw them over one shoulder, like a sack of taters.yes, they do, azz4amugg......









and it can be very painful, let me tell you. But then I found out about the Nut-Harness®:

https://ecomecs.securesites.com/www.frescoarborist.com/images/catalogimages/1071430083-41803.jpg

now I'm experiencing life in a whole new way, and my obsessive paranoia towards ant-beds and escalators is subsiding! I highly recommend getting the Nut-Harness® to anyone!

[gatorunvrsty]

BTW Im 22 (2 weeks away from 23) & I don't have to rely on modern medicine for an erection...unlike 35% of our membership.:ph34r: :scared:

Some of us older guys don't rely on that, either. We rely on you younger guys' women.http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/smiley-faces-77.gif

Most (yours in particular);) seem to appreciate a guy who's been around long enough to memorize the Kama Sutra.http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/smiley-faces-85.gif

[azamugg]

It's amazing to me that many of the people that wax pathetic and immature are the seasoned persons who you would think were beyond childish behavior whilst some of the younger ones are the folks generally taking the high road. Just goes to show you, age is only a number, Idiocy and ignorance evade age-based generalizations.

nice post........sabanocchio

[SavageOrangeJug]

It's amazing to me that many of the people that wax pathetic and immature are the seasoned persons who you would think were beyond childish behavior whilst some of the younger ones are the folks generally taking the high road. Just goes to show you, age is only a number, Idiocy and ignorance evade age-based generalizations.
Do we have to teach you younger guys EVERYTHING? :brick:

The older you get, the less likely you are to take the high road. By the time you reach age 40, most have already had to eat their lifetime quota of bullsh*t.

You have to remember this fact. NEVER screw with an older person. A life sentence isn't near as long for us, as it is for you.

Now, all you life rookies are getting on the finely aged members nerves, with your silly questions. You may apologize to us now. :dry:

[UKat]

One of the oldest (and wisest :laugh: ) on here.

47Hold onto your walker there old fella.....I got you beat, I'm 49!

[UKat]

BTW Im 22 (2 weeks away from 23) & I don't have to rely on modern medicine for an erection...unlike 35% of our membership.:ph34r: :scared:Hmm..........you might ought to try it before you knock it......you may find that you could last longer than the 20 seconds most 20 somethings hang in there for!:laugh:

[Sabanocchio]

nice post........sabanocchio

Thanks, Azamugg!!!

[BAMAPERRY]

I don't need no stinking viagra! I make an older woman blush, and make a young girl squeal! :)

[SeanVol]

I turned 27 last month!

[JerryBeeds]

26 years young.

[WDavE]

55 so I either the oldest or the closet to a speed limit.....

[crimsonnation713]

47 and I'm seasoned.parsley, garlic and a touch of smartass.

[GatorHunter]

34...will be 35 in August...with a 25 y/o wife...http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k105/gatorhunter22/smiley-faces-85.gif

[crimsonnation713]

34...will be 35 in August...with a 25 y/o wife...http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k105/gatorhunter22/smiley-faces-85.gif



YOU GO BOEEEEEEEE !!!!!!:laugh:

[Stark]

34...will be 35 in August...with a 25 y/o wife...http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k105/gatorhunter22/smiley-faces-85.gif

That's got me beat. I'm 32 with a 28 y/o wife.

[QC_Dawg]

Just a measely 20 years under my belt...

but hey! at least I am still in college. I bet a lot of you older members still wish you got season tickets for $50 and could run your eyes over the "talent" on campus without feeling a little guilty.

[azamugg]

well Im 42, w/a 30 yr old concubine

[SavageOrangeJug]

More old dogs (40+) than I thought were here.

[AU Blaaaaaaaake]

20, turning 21 on sept 30th!

[azamugg]

20, turning 21 on sept 30th!

man, I bet you thought you had your first pube this year....till you peed out of it

[AUTiger94]

37 and it'll be a while on the grandkids. My oldest are 2 1/2 and youngest is 15 days old ( Though he was already hitting on the nurses at the hospital).:laugh:

[PuddingTime]

Just a measely 20 years under my belt...

but hey! at least I am still in college. I bet a lot of you older members still wish you got season tickets for $50 and could run your eyes over the "talent" on campus without feeling a little guilty.

hahaha exactly man. 23 here. You know. Like MJ.

[VOLjlt]

27 next month here....going by too fast

[VOLjlt]

Just a measely 20 years under my belt...

but hey! at least I am still in college. I bet a lot of you older members still wish you got season tickets for $50 and could run your eyes over the "talent" on campus without feeling a little guilty.

don't know how much older you are specifying but even though I am married, I don't feel the least bit guilty about checking out the "talent". My wife says look but don't touch...i'm in good shape!

[OldManNoPants]

I turn 21 tomorrow, geezers!

Much rejoicing!!:celebrate :chug:

[shk999]

Younger than most, older than a few..........LOL

[PuddingTime]

I turn 21 tomorrow, geezers!

Much rejoicing!!:celebrate :chug:

They sell beer on Sunday's in Bama? They don't here cept at restaurants...which is lame. Happy b-day

[timNem]

They sell beer on Sunday's in Bama? They don't here cept at restaurants...which is lame. Happy b-day
Not everywhere, when I was going to Jacksonville State you could buy beer after lunch. Where I live now, you can't buy on Sundays.

[Seppeh]

What is the point of that?

[AUFootball24]

What is the point of that?

It's an old southern Baptist thing.

[AUFootball24]

I turn 21 tomorrow, geezers!

Much rejoicing!!:celebrate :chug:

Congrats man. Throw the fake ID in the trash and enjoy using the real one.

You need to post more, your sig is one of my favorite works.

[OldManNoPants]

As far as alcohol purchasing on Sunday goes, you can't buy beer in gas stations etc. However, many sports bars are licensed as "club" establishments and are allowed to keep special hours / sell alcohol every day of the week.

Guess where I'll be at 12am tonight? You got it. The bar. :whistle:

[SavageOrangeJug]

As far as alcohol purchasing on Sunday goes, you can't buy beer in gas stations etc. However, many sports bars are licensed as "club" establishments and are allowed to keep special hours / sell alcohol every day of the week.

Guess where I'll be at 12am tonight? You got it. The bar. :whistle:
Most bars are good for a free drink on your birthday. :thumpsup:

[OldManNoPants]

Sadly, the bar I went to last night evidently hasn't heard of this tradition :brick:

[SavageOrangeJug]

Sadly, the bar I went to last night evidently hasn't heard of this tradition :brick:
Really? All the bars in Chattanooga used to be good for one.

I haven't had a drink in ten years, so I don't know about now.

[PuddingTime]

def. got free beer and free lap dance on my 21st....hell....it works on ANY b-day round here...not just 21st. We're just friendlier in Kentucky :lol:

[timNem]

As far as alcohol purchasing on Sunday goes, you can't buy beer in gas stations etc. However, many sports bars are licensed as "club" establishments and are allowed to keep special hours / sell alcohol every day of the week.

Guess where I'll be at 12am tonight? You got it. The bar. :whistle:You can in Jacksonville, or at least you could 10 years ago.