Who's the Douche Bag of your fanbase?

[crimsonnation713]

I've gotta funny feelin' nobodys gonna own up on this one. :laugh:

[Sabanocchio]

I've gotta funny feelin' nobodys gonna own up on this one. :laugh:
Can we nominate other people's fan bases for selection??:biggrin:

[Dickle Me Elmo]

All those morons who fly that purple and gold rebel flag at tailgating events. Oh, I see, so you think that governing power should be relegated to the states, and have the federal government have limited, if any power at all? Huh? Oh, tradition?! :azz:

[crimsonnation713]

Can we nominate other people's fan bases for selection??:biggrin:



uh....NO !! :laugh:

[Sabanocchio]

uh....NO !! :laugh:And I had my list all made out....damn.

[PuddingTime]

The ones that say they'll root for Louisville when they aren't playing Kentucky because they're from the Bluegrass state. Does Alabama pull for Auburn when they're not playing? Does South Carolina pull for Clemson when they're not playing? I mean seriously, wtf....our colors are blue and white, not blue, red and white (not to be confused w/the red, white, and blue :D )

[The Ramp]

All those morons who fly that purple and gold rebel flag at tailgating events. Oh, I see, so you think that governing power should be relegated to the states, and have the federal government have limited, if any power at all? Huh? Oh, tradition?! :azz:

i thought LSU said that they could no longer fly that on campus?

[Cianne]

i thought LSU said that they could no longer fly that on campus?

No. LSU issued an ultimatum to all the curb stores that were selling them that they wouldn't allow any authentic merchandise to be sold there if they kept selling the flags.

[The Ramp]

No. LSU issued an ultimatum to all the curb stores that were selling them that they wouldn't allow any authentic merchandise to be sold there if they kept selling the flags.

i guess it would be hard to enforce a ban of confederate flags on gameday

[PuddingTime]

Ah...this explains Geaux's constant rants against the Bluegrass State. No, I'm sorry....we don't have a problem w/folks still trying to wave the confederate flag at games. That's reserved for license plates and window stickers 'round here.

[LSUBANDGRAD82]

All those morons who fly that purple and gold rebel flag at tailgating events. Oh, I see, so you think that governing power should be relegated to the states, and have the federal government have limited, if any power at all? Huh? Oh, tradition?! :azz:

Hey Dickle, next time you're at at LSU game, why don't you go up to those "morons" and tell them that you don't like their purple and gold Rebel flags. Betcha never done that, huh? Personally, I like the P and G Rebel flags. (And I'm NOT a redneck) Don't really see that many of them. BTW, those flags started showing up at LSU-Ole Miss games in Tiger Stadium in the early 70's as a response to the thousands of Rebel flags that Ole Miss fans used to bring into the game.............

[azamugg]

Hey Dickle, next time you're at at LSU game, why don't you go up to those "morons" and tell them that you don't like their purple and gold Rebel flags. Betcha never done that, huh? Personally, I like the P and G Rebel flags. (And I'm NOT a redneck) Don't really see that many of them. BTW, those flags started showing up at LSU-Ole Miss games in Tiger Stadium in the early 70's as a response to the thousands of Rebel flags that Ole Miss fans used to bring into the game.............

for a new poster, you really won me over w/this very smart post......so you're saying because someone might beat dickle up that it doesnt make them a flaming redneck to fly a purple and gold rebel flag.........and then you surprised us all by mentioning that in fact, you, fly a P & G rebel flag....boy! I didnt see that one coming.........and oh by the way, yes you are a redneck

Im sure you're posting in the back of a bait & tackle/methlab/pawnshop waiting fer some city boy to stop in so you can lure him to the back w/your liqorice sticks, then unload some country stew in him to take back home to the city

[WarEagle73]

Hey Dickle, next time you're at at LSU game, why don't you go up to those "morons" and tell them that you don't like their purple and gold Rebel flags. Betcha never done that, huh? Personally, I like the P and G Rebel flags. (And I'm NOT a redneck) Don't really see that many of them. BTW, those flags started showing up at LSU-Ole Miss games in Tiger Stadium in the early 70's as a response to the thousands of Rebel flags that Ole Miss fans used to bring into the game.............


Not cool to come on here and attack Elmo like that. He's a cool guy and he was just giving his opinion.

[lacene]

sounds like Dickle has a name for his list to consider......

[Crimson Kicker8]

And I had my list all made out....damn.

Well, it's not like you UT fans have alot to choose from, I've only seen you and SOJ posting regularly on here for the Vols so maybe we should allow you to nominate outside of the Volunteer State. Or you could use generic examples like Elmo and the Confederate Flag wavers.

[JerryBeeds]

The douchebags of our fan base are the effing old folks who yell at people who are standing up and cheering. It's not uncommon at Williams-Brice to have some fossil tell you sit down and shut up. It's a football game for godsake. If you can't add to the atmosphere then you should watch on tv.

[azamugg]

The douchebags of our fan base are the effing old folks who yell at people who are standing up and cheering. It's not uncommon at Williams-Brice to have some fossil tell you sit down and shut up. It's a football game for godsake. If you can't add to the atmosphere then you should watch on tv.

well......I havent asked anyone to sit down, but I damn sure have thought it before.............christ! Im an effin fossil!!!!!!!!!! another rite of passage I guess

young, I was filled w/bourbon, piss and vinegar..............now Im still filled w/bourbon but I like to sit more than then:sad:

[JerryBeeds]

Old people creep me out something fierce.:ph34r:

[QC_Dawg]

The D-bags of UGA's fanbase are the backwoods boys who cheer for UGA just to have someone to harass on saturday. They didn't attend the school, their parents didn't attend the school, they just bought the hat at the gas station and bark out their windows at opposing fans. They don't care about the game, much less sportsmanship. They're just in it for the drinking and trash talking.

[Noah.Dreams]

I hate the rednecks with the toilet paper rolls and tide detergent boxes.

[timNem]

I hate the rednecks with the toilet paper rolls and tide detergent boxes.You don't have to worry about them anymore since one of them died a couple of years ago.

[Stark]

Don't get me started on the douche's of Arkansas' fanbase.

First there's the d-bags that are calling for Nutt's head because we lost Mitch "Intersection-every-other-pass" Mustain, so that we can start the merry-go-round of new coaches every other year just to "have a new direction!"

Then there are the whiners in Little Rock who think NWA is hogging the hogs (pun intended) for themselves (despite the fact that the campus is in NWA). :cry: "Waaaa, but UA represents all of the state, boo-hoo!!! Though I don't give two shits for ASU which is supposed to represent the whole state too, nor UCA which supposed to represent my particular part of the state." :cry:
Nevermind the fact that most other teams' fans get 6-7 local home games, Razorback fans have to give up 2 games to the ancient War Memorial Stadium in Little Rock that's so small, only people who have had LR passes since 1982 can go. Unless you're connected.

Now I'm sure we'll get to hear the other side school me on how Nutt's done more than just loose Mustain and how the games in LR are sooooo much more fun.

[Gator2753]

Its not me. Thats all that matters:glare:

[Bburton86]

for a new poster, you really won me over w/this very smart post......so you're saying because someone might beat dickle up that it doesnt make them a flaming redneck to fly a purple and gold rebel flag.........and then you surprised us all by mentioning that in fact, you, fly a P & G rebel flag....boy! I didnt see that one coming.........and oh by the way, yes you are a redneck

Im sure you're posting in the back of a bait & tackle/methlab/pawnshop waiting fer some city boy to stop in so you can lure him to the back w/your liqorice sticks, then unload some country stew in him to take back home to the city

Damn. Aza's pissed.:thumpsup:

[azamugg]

Damn. Aza's pissed.:thumpsup:

not really, speaking of how did the concert(s) go in bonnaroo??

[Bburton86]

I've been to Bonnaroo since 2003 and 2007 was the best so far. Definately the best 4 days of the year.

[azamugg]

I've been to Bonnaroo since 2003 and 2007 was the best so far. Definately the best 4 days of the year.

how much are the tickets and who played this year?

[Bburton86]

Musical acts included from 2007: The Police (as part of the reunion tour), Tool, Widespread Panic, The White Stripes, Ben Harper & the Innocent Criminals, Wilco, The Flaming Lips, Manu Chao Radio Bemba Sound System, The String Cheese Incident, Franz Ferdinand, The Roots, Bob Weir & Ratdog, Damien Rice, Ween, Gov't Mule, Ziggy Marley, The Decemberists, Kings of Leon, Michael Franti & Spearhead, Wolfmother, Regina Spektor, The Black Keys, Galactic, DJ Shadow, Gift of Gab, Gillian Welch, Spoon, Keller Williams (WMD's), Sasha & John Digweed, STS9, Old Crow Medicine Show, The Hold Steady, North Mississippi Allstars, Fountains of Wayne, Hot Tuna, Feist, Hot Chip, Lily Allen, John Butler Trio, Ralph Stanley & the Clinch Mountain Boys, Aesop Rock, The Richard Thompson Band, Dierks Bentley, Xavier Rudd, Gogol Bordello, Junior Brown, Tortoise, T-Bone Burnett, Mavis Staples, Clutch, Cold War Kids, Dr. Dog, Paolo Nutini, Brazilian Girls, RX Bandits, The Nightwatchman, The Slip, Girl Talk, Railroad Earth, Martha Wainwright, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Annuals, Tea Leaf Green, Sam Roberts Band, Elvis Perkins in Dearland, Charlie Louvin, Sonya Kitchell, Mute Math, Apollo Sunshine, Uncle Earl, James Blood Ulmer, The National,The Little Ones (band), The Black Angels, Ryan Shaw, The Wild Magnolia Mardi Gras Indians, Ornette Coleman, El-P, David Bromberg and Angel Band, The New Orleans Klezmer Allstars, Yard Dogs Road Show and Pete Yorn.

Blue Note sponsored a jazz tent called Somethin' Else featuring Scott Amendola Band featuring Nels Cline, Don Byron Plays Junior Walker featuring Chris Thomas King, Ravi Coltrane Quartet, Lou Donaldson & Dr. Lonnie Smith Quartet, Robert Glasper Trio, Stefon Harris & Blackout, Lionel Loueke, Mago featuring Billy Martin & John Medeski, Stanton Moore Trio, David Murray Black Saint Quartet, The Philadelphia Experiment, Jacky Terrasson Trio and Doug Wamble Quartet.

The Comedy Tent lineup was as follows: Lewis Black & Friends, David Cross, Dave Attell, Flight of the Conchords, Demetri Martin, Aziz Ansari, Finesse Mitchell, Lynne Koplitz, Dov Davidoff, Nick Kroll and John Bowman were scheduled to appear.

Cafe Stage performers included: Angel and the Love Mongers, Bang Bang Bang, Dave Barnes, benzos, The Biscuit Burners, Pieta Brown, Cage the Elephant, Sam Champion, Christabel and the Jons, Rocco DeLuca, Dixie Dirt, Dubconscious, The Dynamites featuring Charles Walker, Piers Faccini, Favourite Sons, Fiction Plane, Tim Fite, Haale, Jescoe, Alexa Ray Joel, Langhorne Slim, Manchester Orchestra, Jennifer Niceley, Brandy Robinson, Salvador Santana Band, Jonah Smith, Smokin' Dave and the Premo Dopes, John Paul White, Tenderhooks, Tin Cup Prophette, The Westside Daredevils and The Whigs.

The SuperJam was comprised of Ben Harper, John Paul Jones of Led Zeppelin, and ?uestlove of The Roots.

Tickets are between 125-200. Only depending on when you buy them. They go up the longer you wait. There are also VIP packages that are pretty sweet, they give you backstage access and you get to park/camp alot closer. But those are for older folks or coke dealers who can afford them.

I'm not sure but you might think 125+ is a little pricey but that includes 4 days of the festival. 24 hour access to Centeroo where all the activities take place. Music goes on there from noon till about 5 in the morning. And when the music isn't going on there is a movie tent, arcade tent, internet access tent, ferris wheel, and TONS of other stuff to do there. And not to mention the party that is the campgrounds. You can do pretty much whatever you want. Since it takes place on private property the cops can't come in. There is security but they are only there to make sure there isn't a riot.

You should definately consider it even if you don't see anything music you don't like there is always a chance that you could find some stuff you end up liking.

After the first one I went to with a couple of my buddies we all vowed to attend this as many times as we possibly could. And the original group of 6 guys in '03 has grown to about 30 people. It's just one big party. I'm already thinking about Bonnaroo 2008.

[Noah.Dreams]

I apologize if I offended anyone, I didn't know he passed away. May he rest in peace.You don't have to worry about them anymore since one of them died a couple of years ago.

[azamugg]

WOW, what a lineup and the comedy tent toooooo! awesome........let us know when they come up with the lineup for '08, cuz Ize gone go!

[Dickle Me Elmo]

Hey Dickle, next time you're at at LSU game, why don't you go up to those "morons" and tell them that you don't like their purple and gold Rebel flags. Betcha never done that, huh? Personally, I like the P and G Rebel flags. (And I'm NOT a redneck) Don't really see that many of them. BTW, those flags started showing up at LSU-Ole Miss games in Tiger Stadium in the early 70's as a response to the thousands of Rebel flags that Ole Miss fans used to bring into the game.............

??? Seriously?! And I just posted a welcome to our site for you. Let's see, have I ever gone up to someone who is flying a rebel flag and called them a moron? Well, no. Would you? That would be stupid. :crazy: I guess that makes me some sort of vagina or something. Hey, have you every gone up to a really big black guy and said, "Hey, I like flying rebel flags."? I rescind my welcome.

[JerseyVol]

Bburton...while you were there did you watch Stanton Moore?

[azamugg]

??? Seriously?! And I just posted a welcome to our site for you. Let's see, have I ever gone up to someone who is flying a rebel flag and called them a moron? Well, no. Would you? That would be stupid. :crazy: I guess that makes me some sort of vagina or something. Hey, have you every gone up to a really big black guy and said, "Hey, I like flying rebel flags."? I rescind my welcome.

beautiful, friggin hilarious Dickie

[Bburton86]

Bburton...while you were there did you watch Stanton Moore?

I actually did not. I'll check this person out though since you reccommend them.

[Rebel Chuck]

The people that wear T-shirts to the games

[PuddingTime]

^ what? that doesn't even make sense.

bburton....stanton moore plays in Galactic.....nastiness straight from Naw'lins.....on a semi-related note....I'll be watching TooL in Cincy at this time on Friday night....Awwwwww yeeeaaaa!

[The Ramp]

The people that wear T-shirts to the games


rednecks who pretend they're not rednecks by wearing ties as if that makes them "classy". nevermind the puke stains on the shirt:laugh:

[PuddingTime]

Ole Miss fans wear ties to football games??????? You guys are on your own on that one.......lol wtf.

[The Ramp]

Ole Miss fans wear ties to football games??????? You guys are on your own on that one.......lol wtf.


don't you know ties make you classy?

[shk999]

That one guy, the one that all the barners know. The guy that says Bama will go undefeated this year, and win the NC, you know the one. The one who talks about Bear all the time, the same one that is always bragging about our 12 NC's every day. He is the same guy that says JPW will win the heisman. I have never met this guy personaly, but he is out there, just ask Blake. What a Douche Bag......and that guy is a douche bag too!

:laugh: :laugh:

[PuddingTime]

don't you know ties make you classy?

Well...they do. At church, or at a wedding. You don't wear freaking button ups and ties to a football game. I was not aware this was an Ole Miss tradition. That is freaking moronic. That's like wearing swim trunks to go skiing.....assinine.

[The Ramp]

Well...they do. At church, or at a wedding. You don't wear freaking button ups and ties to a football game. I was not aware this was an Ole Miss tradition. That is freaking moronic. That's like wearing swim trunks to go skiing.....assinine.


i couldn't agree more. they really think they're classy by wearing a tie to a game. it's hilarous. when i was in college, i was lucky to wear a SHIRT to a game.:laugh:

[Bburton86]

bburton....stanton moore plays in Galactic.....nastiness straight from Naw'lins.....on a semi-related note....I'll be watching TooL in Cincy at this time on Friday night....Awwwwww yeeeaaaa!

Oh, well then in that case, yes I did see him. And that Galactic show was GODLY. Easily a top 3 show of the weekend even though I only saw about 30 minutes of it.

I really wish I could go to another Tool show. Hopefully they'll tour again soon.

[The Ramp]

^ what? that doesn't even make sense.

bburton....stanton moore plays in Galactic.....nastiness straight from Naw'lins.....on a semi-related note....I'll be watching TooL in Cincy at this time on Friday night....Awwwwww yeeeaaaa!

galactic is from nawlins? i'm from there and i never knew that

[GeauxTo]

Old people creep me out something fierce.:ph34r:

Beedsie... you are an old people.:wacko:

[GeauxTo]

I've been to Bonnaroo since 2003 and 2007 was the best so far. Definately the best 4 days of the year.

I hope to make it to Bonnaroo sometime. I've been a JazzFest junkie for the last seven years.

[shk999]

I hope to make it to Bonnaroo sometime. I've been a JazzFest junkie for the last seven years.

Pardon me while I act suprised.....:laugh:

[Rebel Chuck]

rednecks who pretend they're not rednecks by wearing ties as if that makes them "classy". nevermind the puke stains on the shirt:laugh:
I posted that just for you Ramp. Of course we don't all wear ties to the games. The majority of us do wear a nice shirt and some slacks or khakis and I think that great. All of the women wear nice skirts and high heels and look the epitomy of Southern Class. It's a beautiful thing. Jealousy is expected.

[PuddingTime]

Yes....Galactic is from Nawlins.

Football, and sports in general, are not occaisions to look classy. They are for fun and entertainment. Would you wear a tie and khakis to go watch...I'm guesing the Saints?

I'm really having trouble grasping this concept of wanting to be "classy" at a football game. I don't know a boatload about Ole Miss....there's really no history or rivalry w/you guys. But I promise you....if the rest of the South was jealous...they'd try to imitate it.....and yet, you guys are the only ones. To each his own I guess...but man....that's a new one to me.

[The Ramp]

I posted that just for you Ramp. Of course we don't all wear ties to the games. The majority of us do wear a nice shirt and some slacks or khakis and I think that great. All of the women wear nice skirts and high heels and look the epitomy of Southern Class. It's a beautiful thing. Jealousy is expected.

you sound like a third grader..."you're just jeolous":wacko:

i'd rather a down to earth chick w/o a thick layer of make up than some paris hilton wanna bee

[PuddingTime]

Ole Miss sounds like a real elitist school......screw that lol.

[Rebel Chuck]

you sound like a third grader..."you're just jeolous":wacko:

i'd rather a down to earth chick w/o a thick layer of make up than some paris hilton wanna bee
We dress up b/c its just one of our traditions....and we think we're better than you. I've been very proud of this fact ever since third grade when I noticed everyone else was jealous.

[PuddingTime]

lol UK fans are not jealous of Ole Miss. You've beaten us 13 times in basketball...we've beaten you over 100. And we look good doing it in regular clothes. That's the total package :D

To each their own....but I was not aware Ole Miss had such an elitist attitude. I gotta say, this has changed my perception of the school for the worse. That's not cool at all.

[GeauxTo]

We dress up b/c its just one of our traditions....and we think we're better than you. I've been very proud of this fact ever since third grade when I noticed everyone else was jealous.

Yeah, ya'll are better than us...
better at marrying within the family.
better at thinking the Grove is anything but a patch of woods with tents.
better at eating 'taters and pork and thinking it is gourmet food.
better at pimping your sisters and cousins.
better at tucking snuff under your upper lip.
better at catching fish in ponds and thining you're a "sportsman."
And, the best one of all... better at losing football games.
:D :thumbs:

[Bburton86]

I hope to make it to Bonnaroo sometime. I've been a JazzFest junkie for the last seven years.

I really hope, for your sake, that you do.

[Rebel Chuck]

lol UK fans are not jealous of Ole Miss. You've beaten us 13 times in basketball...we've beaten you over 100. And we look good doing it in regular clothes. That's the total package :D

To each their own....but I was not aware Ole Miss had such an elitist attitude. I gotta say, this has changed my perception of the school for the worse. That's not cool at all.
Define "elitist" if you mean "stuck up" then yes you are correct

[AUChamps]

Define "elitist" if you mean "stuck up" then yes you are correct
In PuddingTime's defense, Ole Miss can't claim itself to having the best looking women in the South. Not as long as Kentucky has fans like this(in normal clothes I should add):
http://www.enquirer.com/columns/daugherty/1998/03/judd_300x500.jpg

[Rebel Chuck]

In PuddingTime's defense, Ole Miss can't claim itself to having the best looking women in the South. Not as long as Kentucky has fans like this(in normal clothes I should add):
http://www.enquirer.com/columns/daugherty/1998/03/judd_300x500.jpg
That's an 8 on the Ole Miss scale

[shk999]

6 in Tuscaloosa........6 pack that is! :laugh:

[Crimson Kicker8]

I posted that just for you Ramp. Of course we don't all wear ties to the games. The majority of us do wear a nice shirt and some slacks or khakis and I think that great. All of the women wear nice skirts and high heels and look the epitomy of Southern Class. It's a beautiful thing. Jealousy is expected.

Even that's wierd.....it's a football stadium, not a church. Give me a hooded sweatshirt and some frayed jeans and I'm good to go. What do you do when it rains, wear khaki ponchos?

[Gator2753]

I hope to make it to Bonnaroo sometime. I've been a JazzFest junkie for the last seven years.

I want to go to JazzFest sometime. JazzFest + Nawlins = goodtimess
At least I assume it would

[WarEagle73]

The biggest douche bags of our fanbase are the idiots that can't give you the name of anyone on our offensive or defensive line but can tell you how many games Bama has lost over the last 75 years.:dry: However, the Ultra Douch bags of our fanbase are the morons that you see wearing AU gear when we win 10 or more games in a season but seem to prefer Old Navy when we don't. :dry:

[The Ramp]

you guys have to understand. ole miss fans love to brag. since they suck in football, they have to brag about being classy, girls, and the grove. all of which is the biggest farce in college football

[The Ramp]

The biggest douche bags of our fanbase are the idiots that can't give you the name of anyone on our offensive or defensive line but can tell you how many games Bama has lost over the last 75 years.:dry: However, the Ultra Douch bags of our fanbase are the morons that you see wearing AU gear when we win 10 or more games in a season but seem to prefer Old Navy when we don't. :dry:


we all got those unfortunately

[WarEagle73]

we all got those unfortunately

Sad but true.:brick:

[azamugg]

The biggest douche bags of our fanbase are the idiots that can't give you the name of anyone on our offensive or defensive line but can tell you how many games Bama has lost over the last 75 years.:dry: However, the Ultra Douch bags of our fanbase are the morons that you see wearing AU gear when we win 10 or more games in a season but seem to prefer Old Navy when we don't. :dry:

works both ways 73..........dudes talking about nat'l championships and couldnt tell you who our center is ..............those dudes are douches!

[Crimson Kicker8]

I think anyone who lives in the past more than the present needs a reality check, I don't care if its 1964 or 2004, look at the now first and appreciate your past accomplishments second.

[Rebel Chuck]

Even that's wierd.....it's a football stadium, not a church. Give me a hooded sweatshirt and some frayed jeans and I'm good to go. What do you do when it rains, wear khaki ponchos?
Why? Did you see them on sale anywhere? Where? WHERE? DAMMIT! Buy me one if you see them!!! I'll pay you back!! Man I'm gonna be the coolest snob in the grove!

[shk999]

works both ways 73..........dudes talking about nat'l championships and couldnt tell you who our center is ..............those dudes are douches!

Yeah, those guys piss me off, and Andre Smith is the best center in the conference......Woohoo! Roll Tide! 12 NC's. Saban gonna' bring it home! 12 NC's!! Yeehah! :laugh: