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thethird
02-26-2007, 07:46 PM
because my name is southfla now – even though I live in Northern Florida.

I need help. I have mental issues and my physiatrist says the root of it is my 'hate for Bama'.

See, I'm kinda old and I grew up in Bama and was a kid influenced by “Bear’s nine in a row”. I remember the tasteless jokes, ridicule, and endless, classless remarks (even from the so-called ‘classy’ Bear, himself). I'm a Southern'er and I remember the ole saying - 'that payback is a bitch'.

I feel better at times because it’s very different now. Auburn men’s are better - in pretty much everything now, so that helps me want to get better, mentally. Remembering the old days, it is a good feeling knowing that Bama’s men’s sports - have fallen so low.

I need a new physiatrist. I live in Tallahassee. Please help if you can.

TURD – you seem to be my only friend. Do you know anyone who lives in Tallahassee and has suffered from ‘Hate Bama mental health issues’?

Can you help me northfla? Never mind, I am northfla.

shk999
02-26-2007, 07:49 PM
It just keeps gettin' better and better..........

Seppeh
02-26-2007, 07:53 PM
It just keeps gettin' better and better..........

As the world turns...

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AU Blaaaaaaaake
02-26-2007, 07:58 PM
because my name is southfla now – even though I live in Northern Florida.

I need help. I have mental issues and my physiatrist says the root of it is my 'hate for Bama'.

See, I'm kinda old and I grew up in Bama and was a kid influenced by “Bear’s nine in a row”. I remember the tasteless jokes, ridicule, and endless, classless remarks (even from the so-called ‘classy’ Bear, himself). I'm a Southern'er and I remember the ole saying - 'that payback is a bitch'.

I feel better at times because it’s very different now. Auburn men’s are better - in pretty much everything now, so that helps me want to get better, mentally. Remembering the old days, it is a good feeling knowing that Bama’s men’s sports - have fallen so low.

I need a new physiatrist. I live in Tallahassee. Please help if you can.

TURD – you seem to be my only friend. Do you know anyone who lives in Tallahassee and has suffered from ‘Hate Bama mental health issues’?

Can you help me northfla? Never mind, I am northfla.


Southfla I will see what I can do.. I'm glad that you are finding solace in our utter domination of Alabama in nearly every aspect of competition at the collegiate level.

thethird
02-26-2007, 08:59 PM
I am Blake. And may piece for all be with us. Problem is - my peice is loaded.

thethird
02-26-2007, 09:04 PM
See down here in Miami (southfla) we are all like Don Johnson. We are cool.

timNem
02-27-2007, 12:12 AM
Thats why Bryce Hospital in Tuscaloosa was bulit. Bear was a smart guy and he forseen the need in the future to institute all aubies suffering from the Red Headed Step Child Syndrome. Don't go through life in this condition, there is help out there and its at Bryce Hospital. :laugh:


because my name is southfla now – even though I live in Northern Florida.

I need help. I have mental issues and my physiatrist says the root of it is my 'hate for Bama'.

See, I'm kinda old and I grew up in Bama and was a kid influenced by “Bear’s nine in a row”. I remember the tasteless jokes, ridicule, and endless, classless remarks (even from the so-called ‘classy’ Bear, himself). I'm a Southern'er and I remember the ole saying - 'that payback is a bitch'.

I feel better at times because it’s very different now. Auburn men’s are better - in pretty much everything now, so that helps me want to get better, mentally. Remembering the old days, it is a good feeling knowing that Bama’s men’s sports - have fallen so low.

I need a new physiatrist. I live in Tallahassee. Please help if you can.

TURD – you seem to be my only friend. Do you know anyone who lives in Tallahassee and has suffered from ‘Hate Bama mental health issues’?

Can you help me northfla? Never mind, I am northfla.

thethird
02-27-2007, 02:19 AM
TURD – you seem to be my only friend. Do you know anyone who lives in Tallahassee and has suffered from ‘Hate Bama mental health issues’?


I suffer from it myself. It's like the only thing I can do is state simple facts about what has happened lately and even though the facts are directed towards UAT fans, they are still facts.

I wish I could relate to you but I can't. I'm young and ALA football is not known to my generation. My generation keeps up with things that are new. ALA football is old news but like I said before, the beating of the dead horse will continue as long as my "hate for bama" syndrome continues.