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AU Blaaaaaaaake
02-14-2007, 10:04 AM
Tuscaloosa, AL (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of Tuscaloosa courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents, and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents did, and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Alabama Crimson Tide, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.



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AUChamps
02-14-2007, 10:10 AM
Tuscaloosa, AL (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of Tuscaloosa courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents, and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents did, and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Alabama Crimson Tide, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.



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Oldie but a classic. Thanks for the laugh.

azamugg
02-14-2007, 12:43 PM
that joke has vericose veins.........youre a bitch Blaaaaaaaake

Gator2753
02-14-2007, 12:44 PM
that joke has vericose veins.........youre a bitch Blaaaaaaaake

I thought it showed some potential.
:icon_lame

GeauxTo
02-14-2007, 02:56 PM
Very funny to me (I had never seen it before).
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CrimsonTide12xs
02-14-2007, 06:16 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .......not.

AU Blaaaaaaaake
02-14-2007, 06:17 PM
Very funny to me (I had never seen it before).
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Me either, glad ya liked it. Sorry for those who've read it before :mellow:

Seppeh
02-14-2007, 06:19 PM
New to me as well. Funny read.

WayzUp
02-14-2007, 06:37 PM
Yeah, this one has made the rounds on my end too but jokes like these are great. You can tailor them to suit the rivalry of your choice and pass it around again....and again...and again... :lol: