The Alabama Creed

[thethird]

We believe that this is a delusional world and that we can talk only about what Bear did. Therefore, we believe in the past, the distant past. We believe in education, and though we did not technically attend the University of Alabama, we know a guy that did (or knew a guy, that had a cousin's nieghbor's - mechanic's, mom). We believe in honesty and truthfulness, because when the punishment for marijuana possession (and a questionable firearm) is, well - ice cream, there is really no need to lie. We believe in a sound mind, in a sound body and a spirit that is not afraid. Well, maybe a little afraid of the other thumb. We believe in obedience to law, except for the ones concerning money laundering, because they hinder recruiting. We believe in the human touch, even if we have to pay for it at seedy Pensacola strip clubs. We believe in our Country, because it is a land of freedom, and where else on Earth could a man (lying and calling people from Lousiana, coonazzes) earn a possible 40 million dollars a week (or is it an hour - Hell - who cares). And because Alabama men and women believe in these things, We believe in Alabama (football) and love it, when we are winning. Roll Tide, Roll.

[shk999]

We believe that this is a delusional world and that we can talk only about what Bear did. Therefore, we believe in the past, the distant past. We believe in education, and though we did not technically attend the University of Alabama, we know a guy that did (or knew a guy, that had a cousin's nieghbor's - mechanic's, mom). We believe in honesty and truthfulness, because when the punishment for marijuana possession (and a questionable firearm) is, well - ice cream, there is really no need to lie. We believe in a sound mind, in a sound body and a spirit that is not afraid. Well, maybe a little afraid of the other thumb. We believe in obedience to law, except for the ones concerning money laundering, because they hinder recruiting. We believe in the human touch, even if we have to pay for it at seedy Pensacola strip clubs. We believe in our Country, because it is a land of freedom, and where else on Earth could a man (lying and calling people from Lousiana, coonazzes) earn a possible 40 million dollars a week (or is it an hour - Hell - who cares). And because Alabama men and women believe in these things, We believe in Alabama (football) and love it, when we are winning. Roll Tide, Roll.


:crazy: Thanks for the "confirmation". I see you are having an identity crisis with northfla so I will leave this one to you.

[thethird]

Just wanted to identify what a true Bama fan is all about. I'm glad you've been confirmed.

[shk999]

Just wanted to identify what a true Bama fan is all about. I'm glad you've been confirmed.


Wow, you really slammed me on that one! OUCH! :rolling2: Im sure the other barners are real proud of you, a real "class act". I do think its wonderful though, that people with you obvious mental limitations are able to use the internet. Your keyboard must have pictures on it instead of letters, kind of like a fast food cash register. Your Super!

http://a223.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_74d0f825ce5a56ba60c725270ff698d6.jpg

[BamaFanNKy]

"We believe in education, and though we did not technically attend the University of Alabama, we know a guy that did (or knew a guy, that had a cousin's nieghbor's - mechanic's, mom)."

That can be said of most college fan base. My favorite are fans who have never been to their "teams" campus. I actually just took some classes during the summer at Bama. I went to a high brow Private college with no football team. We had a futbol team but that was it. So you got me. I should be put on a rail since I don't have my degree from Bama.

You forgot the part where we can talk only about what Bear did and what Saban is going to do. Also, how did you forget how we also have an A.D. who fires his coach instead of trying to hire a coach while you have winning coach on the sideline.

[BamaDude06]

Whats with all this infatUAtion from Barners recently?

[timNem]

We believe that this is a delusional world and that we can talk only about what Bear did. Therefore, we believe in the past, the distant past. We believe in education, and though we did not technically attend the University of Alabama, we know a guy that did (or knew a guy, that had a cousin's nieghbor's - mechanic's, mom). We believe in honesty and truthfulness, because when the punishment for marijuana possession (and a questionable firearm) is, well - ice cream, there is really no need to lie. We believe in a sound mind, in a sound body and a spirit that is not afraid. Well, maybe a little afraid of the other thumb. We believe in obedience to law, except for the ones concerning money laundering, because they hinder recruiting. We believe in the human touch, even if we have to pay for it at seedy Pensacola strip clubs. We believe in our Country, because it is a land of freedom, and where else on Earth could a man (lying and calling people from Lousiana, coonazzes) earn a possible 40 million dollars a week (or is it an hour - Hell - who cares). And because Alabama men and women believe in these things, We believe in Alabama (football) and love it, when we are winning. Roll Tide, Roll.

^^^Once again, we see the unquenchable infatuation with Big Brother^^^



James Brooks


In his personal life, Brooks created scandal in 1999 after his arrest for failure to pay over $100,000 in child support to two of the mothers of his children. His defense in court was that, despite spending six years at Auburn, he was illiterate and could not hold down a job after his NFL career ended.[1] (http://www.enquirer.com/editions/1999/12/07/loc_brooks_freed_from.html)

James Brooks: Information from Answers.com (http://www.answers.com/topic/james-brooks-american-football-player)


James Gundlach speaking about AU's excellence in education

"What they’re saying is, 'We know we're cheating. Anybody who points out that we’re cheating deserves to be trompled down, punished, hurt, die,'" Gundlach says. "Nobody has threatened to kill me, but people have said they wished I would die. There are people out there who will violently defend their team's right to cheat, and that's a very sad commentary."

NPR : Auburn Prepares for Post-Scandal Football Season (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5703951)

[bigsexxxy]

Welcome back Imhotep. Good to see ya buddy.

[CaptainMiata]

Funny how this BARN stuff perpetuates itself....

[timNem]

Welcome back Imhotep. Good to see ya buddy.:ohmy: He's back for his Third Installment.

[gatorhater]

"We believe in education, and though we did not technically attend the University of Alabama, we know a guy that did (or knew a guy, that had a cousin's nieghbor's - mechanic's, mom)."

That can be said of most college fan base. My favorite are fans who have never been to their "teams" campus. I actually just took some classes during the summer at Bama. I went to a high brow Private college with no football team. We had a futbol team but that was it. So you got me. I should be put on a rail since I don't have my degree from Bama.

You forgot the part where we can talk only about what Bear did and what Saban is going to do. Also, how did you forget how we also have an A.D. who fires his coach instead of trying to hire a coach while you have winning coach on the sideline.

Yeah...that's one thing I liked about our 2006 season...since we had a rough season, most of the fairweather fans that have no association with the university went away. We could live without them...death to traitors! hah

[UA0509]

and yet, its the auburn fans making these posts about bama fans (at least here anyways, and not all auburn fans)....its not the other way around

[crimsonnation713]

We believe that this is a delusional world and that we can talk only about what Bear did. Therefore, we believe in the past, the distant past. We believe in education, and though we did not technically attend the University of Alabama, we know a guy that did (or knew a guy, that had a cousin's nieghbor's - mechanic's, mom). We believe in honesty and truthfulness, because when the punishment for marijuana possession (and a questionable firearm) is, well - ice cream, there is really no need to lie. We believe in a sound mind, in a sound body and a spirit that is not afraid. Well, maybe a little afraid of the other thumb. We believe in obedience to law, except for the ones concerning money laundering, because they hinder recruiting. We believe in the human touch, even if we have to pay for it at seedy Pensacola strip clubs. We believe in our Country, because it is a land of freedom, and where else on Earth could a man (lying and calling people from Lousiana, coonazzes) earn a possible 40 million dollars a week (or is it an hour - Hell - who cares). And because Alabama men and women believe in these things, We believe in Alabama (football) and love it, when we are winning. Roll Tide, Roll.



:laugh: :laugh: Flame on newbie !!!! :flaming: