thethird
02-12-2007, 09:04 PM
The Alabama Creed
We believe that this is a delusional world and that we can talk only about what Bear did. Therefore, we believe in the past, the distant past. We believe in education, and though we did not technically attend the University of Alabama, we know a guy that did (or knew a guy, that had a cousin's nieghbor's - mechanic's, mom). We believe in honesty and truthfulness, because when the punishment for marijuana possession (and a questionable firearm) is, well - ice cream, there is really no need to lie. We believe in a sound mind, in a sound body and a spirit that is not afraid. Well, maybe a little afraid of the other thumb. We believe in obedience to law, except for the ones concerning money laundering, because they hinder recruiting. We believe in the human touch, even if we have to pay for it at seedy Pensacola strip clubs. We believe in our Country, because it is a land of freedom, and where else on Earth could a man (lying and calling people from Lousiana, coonazzes) earn a possibly 40 million dollars a week (or is it an hour - Hell - who cares). And because Alabama men and women believe in these things, We believe in Alabama (football) and love it, when we are winning. Roll Tide, Roll.
We believe that this is a delusional world and that we can talk only about what Bear did. Therefore, we believe in the past, the distant past. We believe in education, and though we did not technically attend the University of Alabama, we know a guy that did (or knew a guy, that had a cousin's nieghbor's - mechanic's, mom). We believe in honesty and truthfulness, because when the punishment for marijuana possession (and a questionable firearm) is, well - ice cream, there is really no need to lie. We believe in a sound mind, in a sound body and a spirit that is not afraid. Well, maybe a little afraid of the other thumb. We believe in obedience to law, except for the ones concerning money laundering, because they hinder recruiting. We believe in the human touch, even if we have to pay for it at seedy Pensacola strip clubs. We believe in our Country, because it is a land of freedom, and where else on Earth could a man (lying and calling people from Lousiana, coonazzes) earn a possibly 40 million dollars a week (or is it an hour - Hell - who cares). And because Alabama men and women believe in these things, We believe in Alabama (football) and love it, when we are winning. Roll Tide, Roll.