gatorunvrsty
01-30-2007, 12:18 PM
Some of the best questions from the Big 10's brightest:
1. Penn State, University Park, PA
Submitted by William
In Vietnam War History Class, The professor is giving details of a map test of Vietnam
Professor: There will be 33 identifications, 3 points a piece. Spelling counts.
The Brain: Will there be a word bank?
Professor: If spelling counts, why would there be a word bank?
The Brain: ...
2. Indiana University, Bloomington, IN
Submitted by Elizabeth
Talking about Wolf Spiders:
Professor: They are indigenous to Indiana.
Sorostitute: Does that mean it lives here?
Professor: (Ignores her)
3. Ohio State, Columbus, OH
Submitted by Kyle S.
Professor: Just as a reference, although there are 100 billion stars between our galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy, since 1923, Nabisco has baked 400 billion Oreos, so there really aren't as many stars as people would like to believe.
Genius: Are those full Oreo cookies, or just the little black parts of the cookie?
EDIT: While this is pretty stupid, I'm not sure if the student is the real idiot.
4. Penn State, State College, PA
Submitted by Amanda.
During a sociology lecture...
Professor: A lot of children who are a part of step-families experience problems. It's not usually like the Brady Bunch.
Girl who's devaluing my degree: Wait. The Brady Bunch was a step-family? That's what the song meant?
5. Penn State, State College, PA
Submitted by Will
During a lecture about genetic disorders, specifically little people.
Einstein Jr.: So, when a little person is born, are they just, like, super tiny or what?
Professor: *sighs*
6. Penn State, State College, PA
Submitted by Will
On the last day of Astronomy 001, while reviewing for the final.
Brilliant Student: So you're saying that the stars have planets going around them and the planets have moons?
Professor: ...right.
7. Purdue University, West Lafayette, Indiana
Submitted by Amanda
Professor: So when talking to older adults, we use simple words, talk in a
higher pitch, and tend to be patronizing. Who else do we do this to?
pause
Vocal Racist: Latinos?
:brick: :blink: :headscrat :duh: :azz: :confused: :huh: :shrug: :scratch_h
1. Penn State, University Park, PA
Submitted by William
In Vietnam War History Class, The professor is giving details of a map test of Vietnam
Professor: There will be 33 identifications, 3 points a piece. Spelling counts.
The Brain: Will there be a word bank?
Professor: If spelling counts, why would there be a word bank?
The Brain: ...
2. Indiana University, Bloomington, IN
Submitted by Elizabeth
Talking about Wolf Spiders:
Professor: They are indigenous to Indiana.
Sorostitute: Does that mean it lives here?
Professor: (Ignores her)
3. Ohio State, Columbus, OH
Submitted by Kyle S.
Professor: Just as a reference, although there are 100 billion stars between our galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy, since 1923, Nabisco has baked 400 billion Oreos, so there really aren't as many stars as people would like to believe.
Genius: Are those full Oreo cookies, or just the little black parts of the cookie?
EDIT: While this is pretty stupid, I'm not sure if the student is the real idiot.
4. Penn State, State College, PA
Submitted by Amanda.
During a sociology lecture...
Professor: A lot of children who are a part of step-families experience problems. It's not usually like the Brady Bunch.
Girl who's devaluing my degree: Wait. The Brady Bunch was a step-family? That's what the song meant?
5. Penn State, State College, PA
Submitted by Will
During a lecture about genetic disorders, specifically little people.
Einstein Jr.: So, when a little person is born, are they just, like, super tiny or what?
Professor: *sighs*
6. Penn State, State College, PA
Submitted by Will
On the last day of Astronomy 001, while reviewing for the final.
Brilliant Student: So you're saying that the stars have planets going around them and the planets have moons?
Professor: ...right.
7. Purdue University, West Lafayette, Indiana
Submitted by Amanda
Professor: So when talking to older adults, we use simple words, talk in a
higher pitch, and tend to be patronizing. Who else do we do this to?
pause
Vocal Racist: Latinos?
:brick: :blink: :headscrat :duh: :azz: :confused: :huh: :shrug: :scratch_h