Bama Bashing

[gmcck4life]

The Bama Bashing is getting old. There is no one here on this site that hires or fires coaches.Their search will end one day and i hope they get a good coach. Its time to drop it.

[CrimsonTide12xs]

The Bama Bashing is getting old. There is no one here on this site that hires or fires coaches.Their search will end one day and i hope they get a good coach. Its time to drop it.

A voice of reason.

[AUFootball24]

A voice of reason.

You followed this up with an Auburn bashing post in a different thread. A 'voice of reason', indeed.

[CrimsonTide12xs]

You followed this up with an Auburn bashing post in a different thread. A 'voice of reason', indeed. Are you talking about the Hoggs post? That's not a bash, just the facts.

[AUFootball24]

Give me a link to it.

http://www.sectalk.com/boards/showthread.php?t=14274

You come in a thread that is discussing Arkansas players to make fun of Auburn for losing to arkansas despite the fact that it does not pertain to the topic at hand in any way, shape, or form.

You didn't 'follow it up' as it was 12 minutes earlier, but it was made none the less and completely contradicts what you said in here.

[AUTiger94]

You followed this up with an Auburn bashing post in a different thread. A 'voice of reason', indeed. Never mind them 24!
"Nothing is over til we say it is!! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? "


Bash away boys Bash away! :laugh:

[AU Blaaaaaaaake]

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[AUFootball24]

Yeah, who are we kidding, like Bama would throw us a rope when we're down. Bash till the fat lady (aka Mal Moore) sings, and when she sings, bash some more!

[CrimsonTide12xs]

http://www.sectalk.com/boards/showthread.php?t=14274

You come in a thread that is discussing Arkansas players to make fun of Auburn for losing to arkansas despite the fact that it does not pertain to the topic at hand in any way, shape, or form.

You didn't 'follow it up' as it was 12 minutes earlier, but it was made none the less and completely contradicts what you said in here.

Look bud, one of your Auburn brethren makes a post about Bama every five min. Tough luck that the barn took a beating from the Razorbacks. I just think it's ironic that you Barners believe everything you hear but the first time a bammer says anything about, well anything you guys fly in like vultures.....So, step off your soap box, 'cause I don't want to hear it.

Quit instigating, as you have done here, and maybe it would stop all together.
:dry:

[AUFootball24]

Look bud, one of your Auburn brethren makes a post about Bama every five min. Tough luck that the barn took a beating from the Razorbacks. I just think it's ironic that you Barners believe everything you hear but the first time a bammer says anything about, well anything you guys fly in like vultures.....So, step off your soap box, 'cause I don't want to hear it.

Quit instigating, as you have done here, and maybe it would stop all together.
:dry:

I'm the instigator? I'm pretty sure you're the one who made the flame, then said 'stop flaming'. All I did was point it out. Sorry you can't stick to one perspective, must be a bammer thing as you guys can't stick with 1 coach either.

[Imhotep]

The Bama Bashing is getting old. There is no one here on this site that hires or fires coaches.Their search will end one day and i hope they get a good coach. Its time to drop it.

Here's an idea gmcck4life, "DON'T READ OR PARTICIPATE IN ANY BAMMER THRASHING THREADS!!!!

Why are you reading Bammer thrashing threads if it bothers you so much?

If you will remember, all of the Bammers were bashing the COCKS just a couple of weeks ago....you didn't hear any Auburn fan whine to the board about the South Carolina bashing did you?

Unless you have been hiding in some cave in Afghanistan, 99% of the MSM is bashing Bammer right now and it's not going to stop until they hire a coach....even then, the Bammer bashing will continue because they were forced to hire a D list coach..

My advice to you since Bammer bashing bothers you so much is to quit reading Bammer bashing threads....Doesn't that make sense to you?

" Maybe Alabama wouldn't be so quick to have fired Mike Shula if they knew that nobody in America who mattered would be willing to step in and replace him.

Look at who has already said no. Nick Saban: Pass. The Ol' Ball Coach: No thanks. Frank Beamer: Why should I? Bobby Petrino: Downgrade. Rich Rodriguez: Make me. Oh, and Jim Leavitt wants nothing to do with you. That has to hurt. Being Alabama and getting the Heisman from the coach at South Florida, at least the U. was turned down by Rutgers. At this point, you might as well dig up Bear Bryant. Or better yet, see if Mike Price is still interested. Trust me, you're not going to do any better.

The front of the jersey may still say Alabama but in name only. That program is nowhere right now. It's become an SEC afterthought. Enjoy the glory days of Bryant, Namath, Stabler, Stallings, Alexander, Price because that's all you have and that is not going to change."

-Jim Rome, December 2006

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[shk999]

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[AU Blaaaaaaaake]

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*cough* God man, *cough* watch where you blow the dust off those statistics. Gas was what, .50 cents a gallon?

[AUFootball24]

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Hmm, I don't seem to remember this. Probably because I wasn't alive, and if you were, you were probably still crapping your pants.

[Kevhugh]

I've noticed a trend around here. Every thread goes something like this:

Post 1: Some intelligent or at least interesting post about football or the SEC.

Post 2: That's interesting...but Bama doesn't have a coach and sucks.

Post 3: No, Bama is the best. We have 2,309 national championships.

Post 4: Bama sucks...most of the national championships came before I was born and were passed out by convenience stores and found in cereal boxes.

Post 5: Bama rocks...we can have anyone we want as coach. We really didn't want Saban/Spurrier/RichRod...it was all a smokescreen while we recruited our real coach: Bill Belicheck. My cousins brother's sisters dog sitter is a private plane pilot and he just flew Mal to Boston. Here's the link to the flightlog:

Post 6: Auburn rules, Bama still sucks and still doesn't have a coach. I bet they couldn't get most high school coaches to take the job.

Post 7: I agree Bama sucks but the Gamecocks are the best. Those losers at Bama thought they could take our coach? I was 100% sure that Spurrier wasn't going to leave us, but I'm still going to bash Bama until they finally hire a coach just to pay them back for making me nervous...wait, I wasn't nervous...I told you I was 100% sure he was staying.

Post 7: Bama spanked the Gamecocks last year. And how many national championships does Auburn have?

Post 8: Keep living in the past buddy...Go rent a shovel and dig up "the Bear"...By the way Auburn was undefeated 3 years ago and some publications picked them to win the national championship the year before that.

Post 9: Brandon Cox Sucks.

Post 10: That's not true, if you divide his completion percentage by the number of dropped passes and then add in the length of the turf, then multiply by the number of carries Tre Smith gets, he's got great stats. By the way, he had a severe knee injury during the Georgia game. The swelling from the knee affected his vision causing color blindness, which made him think his team had on the red helmets. If it weren't for that we would have won that game. Does Bama have a coach yet?

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This is getting a bit ridiculous.

[Imhotep]

Look bud, one of your Auburn brethren makes a post about Bama every five min. Tough luck that the barn took a beating from the Razorbacks. I just think it's ironic that you Barners believe everything you hear but the first time a bammer says anything about, well anything you guys fly in like vultures.....So, step off your soap box, 'cause I don't want to hear it.

Quit instigating, as you have done here, and maybe it would stop all together.
:dry:

LOL--AU believes everything it hears, typical Bammer logic...How many different coaches have you guys said was a done deal? only to end up with egg on your face for making complete fools of yourselves.....going to other teams message boards bragging about stealing their coach....You have know idea just how many teams are bashing you on their boards do you? Sorry CrimsonTide12xs, but the bashing is not going to stop... It's probably a good idea if you would stop reading all of the Bammer bashing if it bothers you this much...

Otherwise... STFU


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[shk999]

Bring on the bashing Barners!! It wont matter, if Bama didnt get a coach until 2010, you will still be the little sister here in Alabama. You are the redheaded stepchild of our state. Keep playin' that second fiddle, it just fits you so good. In the state, 2 out of 3 people are tide fans. Au and their fans are considered ignorant rednecks and there is NOTHING Tommy Tupperware can do about it. Keep on bashing, at least Bama Grads dont major in "pig stickin' and hawg sloppin". You boys better not spend too much time arguing on the net, them cows dont milk themselves.

[CrimsonTide12xs]

This is really what it all boils down to....http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b175/cromagnumspacebaton/irr.jpg

That one is just for you MilleneumEagle :dry:

[AUFootball24]

It wont matter, if Bama didnt get a coach until 2010, you will still be the little sister here in Alabama. You are the redheaded stepchild of our state.

The sad thing is, bammers are the only people in the nation who consider that to be true. Keep telling yourself that, but no one else believes your crap. It took Alabama 10 games to re-take the state of Alabama in 2005, and it took Auburn 15 minutes to grab it back.

[AU Blaaaaaaaake]

Bring on the bashing Barners!! It wont matter, if Bama didnt get a coach until 2010, you will still be the little sister here in Alabama.
Wrong, Auburn has completely dominated the state of Alabama in recruiting and conference play, as well as the future seasons to come.

Bama has become the "adopted, sexually confused red-head" of Alabama. Sorry you didn't get the memo!

[shk999]

LOL--AU believes everything it hears, typical Bammer logic...How many different coaches have you guys said was a done deal? only to end up with egg on your face for making complete fools of yourselves.....going to other teams message boards bragging about stealing their coach....You have know idea just how many teams are bashing you on their boards do you? Too bad CrimsonTide12xs, stop reading the bashing if you don't like it.

Otherwise STFU


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You have been a member for a week and you are telling people to STFU?? Maybe you need to STFU!! You, the person who copys other peoples articles and tries to pass them off as your own. You are a fake and desperation fits you so well. If you only had any idea how ridiculous you are. Oh well Barner, keep it up. People like you help prove my point about that dreadful cow college and all of its pathetic followers.

[shk999]

Bama has stood the test of time, we have been down before. Unfortunately for you and your chicken feedin' friends, AU is simply a FAD.

[AU Blaaaaaaaake]

Bama has stood the test of time, we have been down before. Unfortunately for you and your chicken feedin' friends, AU is simply a FAD.
Keep tellin yourself that Bamzo, maybe one day you'll wake up and it will be the 1970's all over again. Until then, just remember.. that agriculture school down the road owns you!

[AUFootball24]

You have been a member for a week and you are telling people to STFU??

He joined on the 3rd, 9 days ago. You're saying 9 days does not meet the cutoff in terms of being allowed to tell people to 'STFU'


Maybe you need to STFU!!

You joined on the 30th, 4 days before him. Apparently the cutoff date of being allowed to tell people to 'STFU' is somewhere between 10 and 12 days after joining. Thanks for letting us know.


Imhotep, you'll be all clear to tell people to 'STFU' in the next 1-3 days.

[shk999]

You mean the same farming school that doesnt make their athletes go to class. Did you guys really think the NCAA would let you investigate yourselves. You Barners probally did. Well, I have seen more about that than about UA's coaching search as of late. Matter of a fact, they were just talking about it on ESPN. Looks like you barners are getting a little big for you overalls. Maybe you will be blessed with another NCAA probation soon.

[shk999]

He joined on the 3rd, 9 days ago. You're saying 9 days does not meet the cutoff in terms of being allowed to tell people to 'STFU'




You joined on the 30th, 4 days before him. Apparently the cutoff date of being allowed to tell people to 'STFU' is somewhere between 10 and 12 days after joining. Thanks for letting us know.


Imhotep, you'll be all clear to tell people to 'STFU' in the next 1-3 days.

With the exception of him, I have never told someone to STFU.

[AU Blaaaaaaaake]

You mean the same farming school that doesnt make their athletes go to class. Did you guys really think the NCAA would let you investigate yourselves. You Barners probally did. Well, I have seen more about that than about UA's coaching search as of late. Matter of a fact, they were just talking about it on ESPN. Looks like you barners are getting a little big for you overalls. Maybe you will be blessed with another NCAA probation soon.They could revoke every single one of our football scholarships and we would still beat UAT 5 more times in a row.

[bigsexxxy]

Kev gets +rep for summing up every thread on this site in one post. Excellent job, seriously.

[Imhotep]

This is really what it all boils down to....http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b175/cromagnumspacebaton/irr.jpg

That one is just for you MilleneumEagle :dry:

Please explain this CrimsonTide12xs:

Tuberville has gone 32-5 since 2004, and is an astounding 20--3 against SEC teams. Under Tuberville, Auburn has a winning record against its three biggest rivals, LSU (5-3), Georgia (5-3), and Alabama (6-2).

He has led Auburn to 5 straight victories over in-state rival Alabama, the longest win streak in this rivalry since 1982. Tuberville is 6-2 against Alabama, winning 5 straight something that has not happened since 1954-58, before a gentleman named Paul “Bear” Bryant arrived at Alabama and changed the balance of power in the state for the next two decades. Today the pendulum definitely has swung in Auburn's direction.

In the past seven years, Tuberville has guided Auburn to the top of the SEC standings, leading the Tigers to an SEC Championship and five Western Division titles (including outright championships in 2000 and 2004 and co-championships in 2001, 2002 and 2005). Under his direction, the Tigers have made six consecutive bowl appearances including four New Year's Day bowl berths.

The Auburn Tigers were a perfect 13-0 in 2004 including the SEC title and a win over Virginia Tech in the Sugar Bowl. Coach Tuberville received Coach of the Year awards from the AP the American Football Coaches Association, the National Sportscasters and Sportswriters Association and the Walter Camp Football Foundation.

In 2005, despite losing the entire starting backfield from the unbeaten 2004 team to the first round of the NFL draft, Coach Tuberville led Auburn to a 9-3 record.

Tommy Tuberville has also established himself as one of the best big game coaches in college football, winning 8 out of 9 games against top 10 opponents since the start of the 2004 season.

BTW, No Alabama coach in history has ever lost to Auburn four straight years and kept his job....


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[shk999]

Please explain this CrimsonTide12xs:

Tuberville has gone 29-5 since 2004, and is an astounding 20--3 against SEC teams. Under Tuberville, Auburn has a winning record against its three biggest rivals, LSU (5-3), Georgia (5-3), and Alabama (6-2).

He has led Auburn to 5 straight victories over in-state rival Alabama, the longest win streak in this rivalry since 1982. Tuberville is 6-2 against Alabama, winning 5 straight something that has not happened since 1954-58, before a gentleman named Paul “Bear” Bryant arrived at Alabama and changed the balance of power in the state for the next two decades. Today the pendulum definitely has swung in Auburn's direction.

In the past seven years, Tuberville has guided Auburn to the top of the SEC standings, leading the Tigers to an SEC Championship and five Western Division titles (including outright championships in 2000 and 2004 and co-championships in 2001, 2002 and 2005). Under his direction, the Tigers have made six consecutive bowl appearances including four New Year's Day bowl berths.

The Auburn Tigers were a perfect 13-0 in 2004 including the SEC title and a win over Virginia Tech in the Sugar Bowl. Coach Tuberville received Coach of the Year awards from the AP the American Football Coaches Association, the National Sportscasters and Sportswriters Association and the Walter Camp Football Foundation.

In 2005, despite losing the entire starting backfield from the unbeaten 2004 team to the first round of the NFL draft, Coach Tuberville led Auburn to a 9-3 record.

Tommy Tuberville has also established himself as one of the best big game coaches in college football, winning 8 out of 9 games against top 10 opponents since the start of the 2004 season.

BTW, No Alabama coach in history has ever lost to Auburn four straight years and kept his job....


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Good job Barner. You have done it again. This was taken from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Tuberville. This guy has no real opinion so he takes them from somewhere else and trys to pass them off like he just wrote it. Pathetic!! Cant blame you though, this is merely "learned behavior".

[Imhotep]

Good job Barner. You have done it again. This was taken from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Tuberville. This guy has no real opinion so he takes them from somewhere else and trys to pass them off like he just wrote it. Pathetic!! Cant blame you though, this is merely "learned behavior".

Sorry for posting accurate information moron....I know that Bammer fans have a difficult time dealing with facts. But try to stay on the topic and explain Tuberville' dominance. You must have a severe case of ADD because you never stay on one specific topic.

This is just for you so you will quit whining and crying like a schoolgirl....

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Tuberville


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[CrimsonTide12xs]

Please explain this CrimsonTide12xs:

Tuberville has gone 32-5 since 2004, and is an astounding 20--3 against SEC teams. Under Tuberville, Auburn has a winning record against its three biggest rivals, LSU (5-3), Georgia (5-3), and Alabama (6-2).

He has led Auburn to 5 straight victories over in-state rival Alabama, the longest win streak in this rivalry since 1982. Tuberville is 6-2 against Alabama, winning 5 straight something that has not happened since 1954-58, before a gentleman named Paul “Bear” Bryant arrived at Alabama and changed the balance of power in the state for the next two decades. Today the pendulum definitely has swung in Auburn's direction.

In the past seven years, Tuberville has guided Auburn to the top of the SEC standings, leading the Tigers to an SEC Championship and five Western Division titles (including outright championships in 2000 and 2004 and co-championships in 2001, 2002 and 2005). Under his direction, the Tigers have made six consecutive bowl appearances including four New Year's Day bowl berths.

The Auburn Tigers were a perfect 13-0 in 2004 including the SEC title and a win over Virginia Tech in the Sugar Bowl. Coach Tuberville received Coach of the Year awards from the AP the American Football Coaches Association, the National Sportscasters and Sportswriters Association and the Walter Camp Football Foundation.

In 2005, despite losing the entire starting backfield from the unbeaten 2004 team to the first round of the NFL draft, Coach Tuberville led Auburn to a 9-3 record.

Tommy Tuberville has also established himself as one of the best big game coaches in college football, winning 8 out of 9 games against top 10 opponents since the start of the 2004 season.

BTW, No Alabama coach in history has ever lost to Auburn four straight years and kept his job....


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I will happily explain. The Barn went 13-0 but it still doesn't get you one of those sparkly things I use an avatar. So, a 13-0 season is irrelevant if you can't get to the big show. I will admit the talking heads on ESPN probably helped that along, nobody wanted to see the Barn it's just a AG college. Now if Bama had gone 13-0 there's no question they would have let us play for the NC. People want to see that. Bama is like a villan in a movie, everybody loves to hate him.

[shk999]

Sorry for posting accurate information moron....I know that Bammer fans have a difficult time dealing with facts. But try to stay on the topic and explain Tuberville' dominance. You must have a severe case of ADD because you never stay on one specific topic.

This is just for you so you will quit whining and crying like a schoolgirl....

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Tuberville


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The topic is that you are a fake and not a very good one at that. I am guessing that you are a chic and this would explain your total lack of knowledge when it comes to football. If you want to impress people, quit plagiarizing other peoples words. I have no problem with posting accurate info, just dont try to make people think it came from you.

[shk999]

Keep up the good work I-Ho, you are doing more to make the cow college look stupid than any "Bammer" on this site.

[Imhotep]

Again, AU has won 5 straight over Alabama, something that has not happened since 1954-58, before (your hero) the “Bear” arrived at Alabama and changed the balance of power in the state for the next two decades.---Ding,Ding,Ding

No Alabama coach in history has ever lost to Auburn four straight years and kept his job....

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[CrimsonTide12xs]

Again, AU has won 5 straight over Alabama, something that has not happened since 1954-58, before (your hero) the “Bear” arrived at Alabama and changed the balance of power in the state for the next two decades.---Ding,Ding,Ding

No Alabama coach in history has ever lost to Auburn four straight years and kept his job....

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Wow, thanks for enlightening us Barnzo.

That just proves we aren't used to failure and will not accept it

[shk999]

The info you bring is so original and fresh. We have never heard any of this before. You are so insightful I-HO. Ill bet your one ugly girl though, bet them barners have a hard time deciding between you and all those sheep you have roaming around on Pat Dye field.

[Imhotep]

Let me guess, you never attended the UA did you?

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[shk999]

Lets just say I have attended more classes at UA than the entire 2004 tigers spent at AU. I thought about going to AU, but how far can you really get with a degree in "plowin' fields"??

[lacene]

is there gonna be any football games played soon? Some here may not make it..... :unsure:

[AUChamps]

You mean the same farming school that doesnt make their athletes go to class. Did you guys really think the NCAA would let you investigate yourselves. You Barners probally did. Well, I have seen more about that than about UA's coaching search as of late. Matter of a fact, they were just talking about it on ESPN. Looks like you barners are getting a little big for you overalls. Maybe you will be blessed with another NCAA probation soon.
Unlike Alabama, we don't whine when we're on Probation.

WE GO UNDEFEATED. What's ya'lls excuse?

[CrimsonTide12xs]

is there gonna be any football games played soon? Some here may not make it..... :unsure:
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[endersgame]

Unlike Alabama, we don't whine when we're on Probation.

WE GO UNDEFEATED. What's ya'lls excuse?

true. i guess it was easier for your players to get better seeing as how they didn't have to go to class.

[BamaMatt]

Again, AU has won 5 straight over Alabama, something that has not happened since 1954-58, before (your hero) the “Bear” arrived at Alabama and changed the balance of power in the state for the next two decades.---Ding,Ding,Ding


That must be why you guys are so nervous about who we're going to hire this time around.

[WallyGoat]

I thought this thread's initial intent was to STOP the Bama bashing. Sorry it fell through gmcck4life. I really don't mind the bashing, but the rest seemed to undermine your post for civility. That's what gets me.

[timNem]

Have you ever offered any substance to anything other than bashing Bama? There are many AU fans on here that can make fun of Bama but can still offer more with other football talk. You on the other hand seem incapable of such. The poster formerly known as Millenium Eagle is nothing more than a flamer.
:flaming: But we should take it easy on the guy because it seems evident that somewhere in his lifetime he has developed this sickness and it is not his fault. Although it may be impossible to pinpint the origin of this illness we can rest assured that its all Alabama's fault.


Again, AU has won 5 straight over Alabama, something that has not happened since 1954-58, before (your hero) the “Bear” arrived at Alabama and changed the balance of power in the state for the next two decades.---Ding,Ding,Ding

No Alabama coach in history has ever lost to Auburn four straight years and kept his job....

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[bamaballers2006]

Auburn fans just get a life. I am sorry you have no tradition to fall back too. I am sorry that you will not have your own Bear to fall back too. In the last 14 years bama has a national championship. Does Auburn? So how can you talk what have you done in the last 15 years. Oh and if Borges leaves Auburn will fall because the only thing Tommy has done is surround himself with good coaches. Two to three years and we will see where we stand

[AUChamps]

Auburn fans just get a life. I am sorry you have no tradition to fall back too. I am sorry that you will not have your own Bear to fall back too. In the last 14 years bama has a national championship. Does Auburn? So how can you talk what have you done in the last 15 years. Oh and if Borges leaves Auburn will fall because the only thing Tommy has done is surround himself with good coaches. Two to three years and we will see where we stand
Auburn is about stability and working with what we have. We've been doing it throughout our football program and we're happy at the results. We're fans of the school and the team, not the coach. When Shug, Dye, and Tubs are coach, we're Auburn fans. Likewise when we had Barfield and Bowden as coach, we were still Auburn fans because we love the program through and through and we also appreciate stability.

[Imhotep]

Have you ever offered any substance to anything other than bashing Bama? There are many AU fans on here that can make fun of Bama but can still offer more with other football talk. You on the other hand seem incapable of such. The poster formerly known as Millenium Eagle is nothing more than a flamer.
:flaming: But we should take it easy on the guy because it seems evident that somewhere in his lifetime he has developed this sickness and it is not his fault. Although it may be impossible to pinpint the origin of this illness we can rest assured that its all Alabama's fault.


If all of this Bammer bashing hurts your feelings this much, why in the hell do you keep reading and posting in these kinds of threads? Stop whining and crying to everybody about the entire country bashing your football program.

If all of this bashing bothers you this much, I suggest you go back to Tider Insider or Bamamag and read all of the positive delusional threads about Bear Bryant and the 1970's....

" Maybe Alabama wouldn't be so quick to have fired Mike Shula if they knew that nobody in America who mattered would be willing to step in and replace him.

Look at who has already said no. Nick Saban: Pass. The Ol' Ball Coach: No thanks. Frank Beamer: Why should I? Bobby Petrino: Downgrade. Rich Rodriguez: Make me. Oh, and Jim Leavitt wants nothing to do with you. That has to hurt. Being Alabama and getting the Heisman from the coach at South Florida, at least the U. was turned down by Rutgers. At this point, you might as well dig up Bear Bryant. Or better yet, see if Mike Price is still interested. Trust me, you're not going to do any better.

The front of the jersey may still say Alabama but in name only. That program is nowhere right now. It's become an SEC afterthought. Enjoy the glory days of Bryant, Namath, Stabler, Stallings, Alexander, Price because that's all you have and that is not going to change."

-Jim Rome, December 2006

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[CrimsonTide12xs]

If all of this Bammer bashing hurts your feelings this much, why in the hell do you keep reading and posting in these kinds of threads? Stop whining and crying to everybody about the entire country bashing your football program.

If all of this bashing bothers you this much, I suggest you go back to Tider Insider or Bamamag and read all of the positive delusional threads about Bear Bryant and the 1970's....

" Maybe Alabama wouldn't be so quick to have fired Mike Shula if they knew that nobody in America who mattered would be willing to step in and replace him.

Look at who has already said no. Nick Saban: Pass. The Ol' Ball Coach: No thanks. Frank Beamer: Why should I? Bobby Petrino: Downgrade. Rich Rodriguez: Make me. Oh, and Jim Leavitt wants nothing to do with you. That has to hurt. Being Alabama and getting the Heisman from the coach at South Florida, at least the U. was turned down by Rutgers. At this point, you might as well dig up Bear Bryant. Or better yet, see if Mike Price is still interested. Trust me, you're not going to do any better.

The front of the jersey may still say Alabama but in name only. That program is nowhere right now. It's become an SEC afterthought. Enjoy the glory days of Bryant, Namath, Stabler, Stallings, Alexander, Price because that's all you have and that is not going to change."

-Jim Rome, December 2006

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I am suprised your keyboard hasn't melted all over your desk. You flaming idiot. :dry:

[azamugg]

I've noticed a trend around here. Every thread goes something like this:

Post 1: Some intelligent or at least interesting post about football or the SEC.

Post 2: That's interesting...but Bama doesn't have a coach and sucks.

Post 3: No, Bama is the best. We have 2,309 national championships.

Post 4: Bama sucks...most of the national championships came before I was born and were passed out by convenience stores and found in cereal boxes.

Post 5: Bama rocks...we can have anyone we want as coach. We really didn't want Saban/Spurrier/RichRod...it was all a smokescreen while we recruited our real coach: Bill Belicheck. My cousins brother's sisters dog sitter is a private plane pilot and he just flew Mal to Boston. Here's the link to the flightlog:

Post 6: Auburn rules, Bama still sucks and still doesn't have a coach. I bet they couldn't get most high school coaches to take the job.

Post 7: I agree Bama sucks but the Gamecocks are the best. Those losers at Bama thought they could take our coach? I was 100% sure that Spurrier wasn't going to leave us, but I'm still going to bash Bama until they finally hire a coach just to pay them back for making me nervous...wait, I wasn't nervous...I told you I was 100% sure he was staying.

Post 7: Bama spanked the Gamecocks last year. And how many national championships does Auburn have?

Post 8: Keep living in the past buddy...Go rent a shovel and dig up "the Bear"...By the way Auburn was undefeated 3 years ago and some publications picked them to win the national championship the year before that.

Post 9: Brandon Cox Sucks.

Post 10: That's not true, if you divide his completion percentage by the number of dropped passes and then add in the length of the turf, then multiply by the number of carries Tre Smith gets, he's got great stats. By the way, he had a severe knee injury during the Georgia game. The swelling from the knee affected his vision causing color blindness, which made him think his team had on the red helmets. If it weren't for that we would have won that game. Does Bama have a coach yet?

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This is getting a bit ridiculous.

after this fantastic post, post #16 through #50 imitated it unknowingly.....man you can't buy comedy this good....kevhugh, you're beautiful baby!

[Imhotep]

after this fantastic post, post #16 through #50 imitated it unknowingly.....man you can't buy comedy this good....kevhugh, you're beautiful baby!

LOL--Have you guys found anyone dumb enough to coach your football team yet?

" Maybe Alabama wouldn't be so quick to have fired Mike Shula if they knew that nobody in America who mattered would be willing to step in and replace him.

Look at who has already said no. Nick Saban: Pass. The Ol' Ball Coach: No thanks. Frank Beamer: Why should I? Bobby Petrino: Downgrade. Rich Rodriguez: Make me. Oh, and Jim Leavitt wants nothing to do with you. That has to hurt. Being Alabama and getting the Heisman from the coach at South Florida, at least the U. was turned down by Rutgers. At this point, you might as well dig up Bear Bryant. Or better yet, see if Mike Price is still interested. Trust me, you're not going to do any better.

The front of the jersey may still say Alabama but in name only. That program is nowhere right now. It's become an SEC afterthought. Enjoy the glory days of Bryant, Namath, Stabler, Stallings, Alexander, Price because that's all you have and that is not going to change."

-Jim Rome, December 2006

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[azamugg]

LOL--Have you guys found anyone dumb enough to coach your football team yet?

" Maybe Alabama wouldn't be so quick to have fired Mike Shula if they knew that nobody in America who mattered would be willing to step in and replace him.

Look at who has already said no. Nick Saban: Pass. The Ol' Ball Coach: No thanks. Frank Beamer: Why should I? Bobby Petrino: Downgrade. Rich Rodriguez: Make me. Oh, and Jim Leavitt wants nothing to do with you. That has to hurt. Being Alabama and getting the Heisman from the coach at South Florida, at least the U. was turned down by Rutgers. At this point, you might as well dig up Bear Bryant. Or better yet, see if Mike Price is still interested. Trust me, you're not going to do any better.

The front of the jersey may still say Alabama but in name only. That program is nowhere right now. It's become an SEC afterthought. Enjoy the glory days of Bryant, Namath, Stabler, Stallings, Alexander, Price because that's all you have and that is not going to change."

-Jim Rome, December 2006

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thanks again for another laugh!

[gatorunvrsty]

I have to ask you Bama fans. Why do you even bother trading insults with a bunch of no-class farmers? Listen, they're just depressed. All they have is bashing. They keep talking about Alabama having a great past, but it has a NC that happened in OUR lifetime, and you didn't have to share it. There's really nothing to argue about. Bama has a great history, went 10-2 last year, and I'm sure is destined for greatness again. I do think your boosters need to get out of the way, though. It was a mistake to fire Shula after one bad year. That's why nobody's jumping at the chance to coach there. Don't want to have to move in 2-3 years. Auburn College, on the other hand, has little to show in the past, present, or future. They have 2 recent undefeated seasons. One blew up in their face because they were caught cheating, and the other blew up in their face, because nobody respected them enough to give them a shot at the NC. Their coach goes on national T.V., sounding like Rodney Dangerfield("We don't get no respect"), and cries about their position before the season's even over. Then, of course, they get spanked by the Hogs and Dawgs and make Toober look stupid. :brick: Combine all these things with having to live in Auburn, where Phenix City is the BIG CITY, and you'll understand why they have to take their shots when they can. Usually when someone else is down. When I was hitched to an Auburn alumn, we went to Jordan-Hare all the time. Their fans have no class. They're poor winners and poor losers. So, don't stoop to their level; that septic tank is deep. Plus, you'll never out-insult them. They've had lots of practice. :stickpoke

[AU Blaaaaaaaake]

Their coach goes on national T.V., sounding like Rodney Dangerfield("We don't get no respect"), and cries about their position before the season's even over.
Man, Tuberville and the Urban Cryer have a lot more in common than I thought!

[dcbama]

I have to ask you Bama fans. Why do you even bother trading insults with a bunch of no-class farmers?


As far as I'm concerned, they can talk all they want. I get all the redemption I need every morning when the only Auburn grad that works for me makes my coffee and answers my phone. Fear the thumb? Nah, Fear the boss.

[gatorunvrsty]

Not quite. Meyer waited until we were actually in the SEC Championship game to make a plea for his team. I knew you'd try that, though.

[bamafan0001]

Meyer is still a douche, but he just said what everyone else was thinking...if anyone would have told me they would only lose one game this year I would have said they would be a shoe in for the NC game...they did nothing but win this year.
That poster is probably just mad Auburn just went undefeated and still didn't go...thanks for clearing out the contraversy brush for Florida guys!

[WDavE]

As far as I'm concerned, they can talk all they want. I get all the redemption I need every morning when the only Auburn grad that works for me makes my coffee and answers my phone. Fear the thumb? Nah, Fear the boss.

That would help explain the four Bama alums that work for me....But I try not to degrade them by asking them to get my coffee. They have suffered enough on their own lately.

[CrimsonTide12xs]

As I have said before and will say again, the reason for the BARNZOs constant insults to any team that has a successful past is simply this.....
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It just isn't. No matter how hard you try, no matter how much you whine. :dry:

[Imhotep]

This is one of the many reasons the entire country is bashing Bammer..... This is pathetic... Bammer is stalking Nick Saban...

Another denial from Saban
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
IAN R. RAPOPORT
News staff writer

TUSCALOOSA - Despite another denial of interest Monday, Miami Dolphins coach Nick Saban remains at the top of the Crimson Tide's wish list for a new head football coach, one source close to the search said Monday.

Previously reported candidates Jim Grobe of Wake Forest and Navy's Paul Johnson also remain on the list, the source said.

Saban issued another denial regarding the Alabama job on Monday, asking reporters in Miami: "When does this become a dead story?" This was a day after NFL reporter Peter King of NBC-TV reported that Saban did not specifically say to him that he has no interest in the Alabama job.

Saban on Monday said King misunderstood. Still, Saban left open one possible avenue.

"I in no way wanted to indicate to him or anybody else that there was any possibility of that. I have no intentions of going anywhere," Saban said. "They might not want me here after this season. Did you ever think of that?"

As recently as late last week, sources told The News that Saban's representatives had conveyed interest on the coach's part.

Fans should not expect a decision soon, a source said Monday. Alabama officials are committed to working methodically, which means Athletics Director Mal Moore could still be waiting when the Dolphins end their season on Dec. 31.

Alabama’s search to replace Mike Shula be gan on Nov. 27 with South Carolina coach Steve Spurrier and Saban at the top. West Vir ginia coach Rich Rodriguez, after reaching an agreement in principle, turned down the job on Friday. Another previously mentioned candi date, Arkansas’ Houston Nutt, has interest, two sources said, but it was uncertain if Alabama has any interest in him right now.

In his most recent statement on Friday, Moore said he is still looking for a “proven head coach.” And Alabama does not want to change the economics of college football, which means the salary probably would fall in the realm of the $2 million a year Moore of fered Rodriguez.

Alabama would make an exception for Sa ban, a source said. He may command some where around the salary of Oklahoma’s Bob Stoops, who makes $3.45 million a year.

Johnson and Grobe have received - or are in line to receive - raises from their current schools, and both coaches have recently reaf firmed their loyalty to their current programs.

Another possibility being mentioned by peo ple within the industry is for Alabama to hire an NFL coach such as Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach Jon Gruden, a Super Bowl winner who is on the hot seat while suffering through a 3-10 season, or former Packers coach Mike Sherman.

But a source close to the situation said Moore, in the wake of hiring Shula, a former NFL assistant, is not inclined right now to hire a pro coach who has not had a sustained level of success on the college level.

Other possibilities, according to several sources familiar with the situation, fit into the up-and-coming head coach category: Tulsa’s Steve Kragthorpe, Wisconsin’s Brett Bielema, and Arizona’s Mike Stoops.

Kragthorpe led Tulsa to a C-USA title in 2005. Bielema, who is 36 years old, concluded his first season at Wisconsin 11-1. Mike Stoops’ Wildcats are 6-6 with a win over No.¤8 California.

But they might not represent the “proven head coach” that Moore seek


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[M2J]

Auburn fans are the most fascinating fans of mediocrity in the World. Like I've said before, the biggest thing they brag about is winning 5 in a row against a team under the worst sanctions imaginable, with a lameduck coach (with no experience and terrible playcalling ability I may add). But really every year they had expectations, they have been mediocre. The year they wen't 13-0 they were too far down to catch up to OK and USC, I'd have liked for them to go so they'd have lost, and they would've lost.

All the while, when Bama was dominate a win over was something we ofcourse wanted to do to maintain order, sorta like USC beating UCLA, but it didn't really make or break our season, definately not the way it defines theirs.

Please get bigger goals than beating a team beaten down by the NCAA, and win with some class why don't ya. And realize that once Bama's program is stabalized they're going to get those recruits that you're doing nothing with once again.

[Cianne]

team under the worst sanctions imaginable

Completely wrong, but your point remains valid. The worst sanction title obviously belongs to SMU with Ole Miss being a runner-up.

[CrimsonTide12xs]

Hotep you pathetic moron, this quote blows your flimsy Barnzo theory about Saban out of the water.

"I in no way wanted to indicate to him or anybody else that there was any possibility of that. I have no intentions of going anywhere," Saban said. "They might not want me here after this season. Did you ever think of that?"

There you go, it's just a lot of double talk. I didn't expect that you would catch that though being the flaming Barnzo you are. Get a life for god's sake.

[AU Blaaaaaaaake]

Auburn fans are the most fascinating fans of mediocrity in the World. Like I've said before, the biggest thing they brag about is winning 5 in a row against a team under the worst sanctions imaginable, with a lameduck coach (with no experience and terrible playcalling ability I may add). But really every year they had expectations, they have been mediocre. The year they wen't 13-0 they were too far down to catch up to OK and USC, I'd have liked for them to go so they'd have lost, and they would've lost.

All the while, when Bama was dominate a win over was something we ofcourse wanted to do to maintain order, sorta like USC beating UCLA, but it didn't really make or break our season, definately not the way it defines theirs.

Please get bigger goals than beating a team beaten down by the NCAA, and win with some class why don't ya. And realize that once Bama's program is stabalized they're going to get those recruits that you're doing nothing with once again.
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Yup, he was definitely a "lame duck" coach. Who would have thought the logical thing to do to a lame duck coach was to give him a huge raise/contract extension.

[CrimsonTide12xs]

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Yup, he was definitely a "lame duck" coach. Who would have thought the logical thing to do to a lame duck coach was to give him a huge raise/contract extension.

I don't think the fans made that decision. I would have canned him at the beginning of the 2006 season. The guy did it to himself. You have to think about it this way...You are driving limosine for a company and you keep wrecking the limosine every weekend and you show no remorse or emotion after you do it each time, how long do you think you are going to keep your job as a limo driver?
:glare:

[AU Blaaaaaaaake]

I don't think the fans made that decision. I would have canned him at the beginning of the 2006 season. The guy did it to himself. You have to think about it this way...You are driving limosine for a company and you keep wrecking the limosine every weekend and you show no remorse or emotion after you do it each time, how long do you think you are going to keep your job as a limo driver?
:glare:You're trying to compare apples and oranges.

Losing a football game (especially with a team that isn't very good) is not the equivalent of destroying a program. Shula did the best he could with the cards he was dealt. The Bama fanbase didn't even let the man have a year with all of his own recruits. And now any incoming talent that was supposed to be at Bama next year is being rapidly scooped up by the rest of the SEC.

But I guess thats what happens when you get taken behind the woodshed by Papa Croom and those cowbell crazies in your own place huh?

[M2J]

If you don't think Shula was a lameduck coach you're lost. If it weren't for that 10-2 season that Kines got him, he'd have been gone last year. That little money didn't hurt Bama, as there were some stupid NFL teams supposedly asking to talk to him, and he only had one more year. But regardless of whether or not he changed coaches this year, he was only going to get next year to prove he was truly the man to keep the job.

[M2J]

You're trying to compare apples and oranges.

Losing a football game (especially with a team that isn't very good) is not the equivalent of destroying a program. Shula did the best he could with the cards he was dealt. The Bama fanbase didn't even let the man have a year with all of his own recruits. And now any incoming talent that was supposed to be at Bama next year is being rapidly scooped up by the rest of the SEC.

But I guess thats what happens when you get taken behind the woodshed by Papa Croom and those cowbell crazies in your own place huh?

And screw his recruits, they had the talent to be much better offensively this year. If Shula gets a job as anything more than a QB coach, I'd be shocked. That's the only thing you could possibly say he was okay at.

[CrimsonTide12xs]

And screw his recruits, they had the talent to be much better offensively this year. If Shula gets a job as anything more than a QB coach, I'd be shocked. That's the only thing you could possibly say he was okay at.
He could not make a decision on the spot. Everytime there was a problem during a game he would have to talk to everyone...not just the players that would be running the next play. The guy had no emotion, he would just stand there and stare a hole through the clock. He was not the right guy. Kines carried his a**.

[timNem]

Little child, it doesn't hurt my feelings at all, although I do feel sad for you and your condition. You constantly keep saying that Bama lives in their past, yet you are the only one talking about it. Did Bear Bryant smack you as a child or make a tasteless comment about your mama? Is that your beef?



If all of this Bammer bashing hurts your feelings this much, why in the hell do you keep reading and posting in these kinds of threads? Stop whining and crying to everybody about the entire country bashing your football program.

If all of this bashing bothers you this much, I suggest you go back to Tider Insider or Bamamag and read all of the positive delusional threads about Bear Bryant and the 1970's....

" Maybe Alabama wouldn't be so quick to have fired Mike Shula if they knew that nobody in America who mattered would be willing to step in and replace him.

Look at who has already said no. Nick Saban: Pass. The Ol' Ball Coach: No thanks. Frank Beamer: Why should I? Bobby Petrino: Downgrade. Rich Rodriguez: Make me. Oh, and Jim Leavitt wants nothing to do with you. That has to hurt. Being Alabama and getting the Heisman from the coach at South Florida, at least the U. was turned down by Rutgers. At this point, you might as well dig up Bear Bryant. Or better yet, see if Mike Price is still interested. Trust me, you're not going to do any better.

The front of the jersey may still say Alabama but in name only. That program is nowhere right now. It's become an SEC afterthought. Enjoy the glory days of Bryant, Namath, Stabler, Stallings, Alexander, Price because that's all you have and that is not going to change."

-Jim Rome, December 2006

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[gatorunvrsty]

Little child, it doesn't hurt my feelings at all, although I do feel sad for you and your condition. You constantly keep saying that Bama lives in their past, yet you are the only one talking about it. Did Bear Bryant smack you as a child or make a tasteless comment about your mama? Is that you beef?
Relax, Bama boys. Obviously, "Impotent" has issues. :crazy:

[CrimsonTide12xs]

Relax, Bama boys. Obviously, "Impotent" has issues. :crazy:
I just ignore his posts. It's obvious he a flippin' tard.
:wacko:

[Wizard of Orange]

from a previous thread, when Bama had just announced Shula's demise:

" From my standpoint , I have no doubt that Bama will return to prominence. However, I honestly believe that they pulled the trigger too quickly.
I'm afraid their return to the top has been unnecessarily postponed.

I remember when J. Majors was at TN and it drove us fans nuts the way he changed everything for the Bama game. BUT...he was winning @ 7 or 8 games per yr. I was as frustrated as anyone, but who were we going tp get to do better in the mid 80s? Its not always about whether the present guy is the one to lead you to the promised land - its about making the best decision today for the future success of the program...

sometimes that means biding your time a little and continuing to improve in increments until an opportunity arises."



looking back now, it is even more relevant - why pull the trigger w/o a good coach up your sleeve?

[ADrolltide]

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? "i was just letting you know that the germans did not bomb pearl harbor you need to take a history class before you start talking about something you don't know about

[Jay Bee]

i was just letting you know that the germans did not bomb pearl harbor you need to take a history class before you start talking about something you don't know about

I *think* he was pulling out a quote from 'Animal House'. Speech delivered by Bluto Blutarski (John Belushi).

It's a running joke on another Auburn board.

WDE!
jb

[ADrolltide]

uuh no Japan bombed pearl harbor on dec. 7 1941

[AUTiger94]

uuh no Japan bombed pearl harbor on dec. 7 1941
Never saw Animal house huh? Wow i'm impressed w/ your knowledge of historical events. :whistle: Someone needs to hit the Blockbuster video this weekend. :dry:

[Cianne]

The Jewish death camps were created by Mussolini too. :whistle:

[AUTiger94]

i was just letting you know that the germans did not bomb pearl harbor you need to take a history class before you start talking about something you don't know about
Are you stupid or something? MAybe you should take a class in pop culture. It is a quote from a movie that 90+ percent of folks over 30 have seen multiple times. You must be part of the 10%. Rent Animal house and stop suggesting I take history classes. Been there and done that. I still have nightmares about Dr. Szechi and Dr Kicklighters classes at AU. Of course I know the answer. Take a history class? Pleeze. I have probably forgotten more than you will ever know. :glare:

[Wizard of Orange]

Great line from a great movie.... Maybe some of us are just showing our age to so readily know exactly what the quote is and where it came from.

Seriously, ADrt, if you haven't seen Animal House at least five times, start treating yourself to some classic funny stuff for Christmas...

[roosterbooster]

i was just letting you know that the germans did not bomb pearl harbor you need to take a history class before you start talking about something you don't know about

The proper response would have been:

"uh, Germans?"

You probably don't even know what club Carl Spackler holed to win the Masters.

[WallyGoat]

The proper response would have been:

"uh, Germans?"

Don't lay into him too hard. He just got some misinformation. I've never seen all of Animal House either. I take it that AUTiger94 has seen it plenty though. :laugh:

It's like me with Blazing Saddles. I love that movie, but when I quote a line from it, people have no clue what I am talking about. :mellow:

[timNem]

Don't lay into him too hard. He just got some misinformation. I've never seen all of Animal House either. I take it that AUTiger94 has seen it plenty though. :laugh:

It's like me with Blazing Saddles. I love that movie, but when I quote a line from it, people have no clue what I am talking about. :mellow:Both are classic movies!

[roosterbooster]

Don't lay into him too hard. He just got some misinformation. I've never seen all of Animal House either. I take it that AUTiger94 has seen it plenty though. :laugh:

It's like me with Blazing Saddles. I love that movie, but when I quote a line from it, people have no clue what I am talking about. :mellow:

Pardon me while I whip this out!

[WallyGoat]

Pardon me while I whip this out!

My favorite part was when Gene Wilder dressed up as a Klansman to fake out the other klansmen and pretended to catch Sheriff Bart behind the rock, then Bart follows up with, "Hey, where all the white women at?"

Comedy Gold. :laugh:

[timNem]

My favorite part was when Gene Wilder dressed up as a Klansman to fake out the other klansmen and pretended to catch Sheriff Bart behind the rock, then Bart follows up with, "Hey, where all the white women at?"

Comedy Gold. :laugh:The funniest line to me is one that I cannot repeat.

[Imhotep]

Tips for getting Bama fans to commit suicide....

Emphasize their football program is an SEC afterthought.....Caper about as you say this.


Remind them they are a dying program.... Say you're sorry to see them go.

Point out that the UA are now easily the most hated football program on earth, and it's going to get worse....

Note that the entire country is praying for their destruction every day.

Ask them what they think went wrong..... It's OK to hint about catastrophic failures of the football program since the death of the Bear....

Tell them that the world knows nothing about the UA but incompetence beyond the imagination of God, their tendency to buy players on a daily basis, their desire to stalk successful NFL and college coaches.... Get them wallowing in their cesspool of abject failure..... Be sympathetic, but happy you're not them...

Remember: they have this coming. We're just helping karma along on this.....

Enthusiastically describe the big party the SEC is going to have when the Alabama football program finaly gets the death penalty.... (will happen sooner than anyone can imagine)

Say sadistic little things about Bear Bryant and the UA' character..... The more the BS the better.... Call them slavetradors, houndstooth fascists, degenerates, whatever...

If they can do it, we can do it.....

Sing a song! Bammers can often be lured into suicide with a sad song.....

I myself have killed many Bammers with my singing.... Try it--it's well worth the trouble!

Throw up on them.... This often puts them over the edge.... It would me, I can tell you that....

Anyway, if you know a despondent Bammer(you know—your creepy neighbor wearing a houndstooth hat covered with Bear Bryant tatoos), get to work on him right away....

The SEC will never be free or happy until the UA receive the death penalty.... I invite you to make that your credo....


"Maybe Alabama wouldn't be so quick to have fired Mike Shula if they knew that nobody in America who mattered would be willing to step in and replace him.

Look at who has already said no.

Nick Saban: Pass.....

The Ol' Ball Coach: No thanks.....

Frank Beamer: Why should I?

Bobby Petrino: Downgrade......

Rich Rodriguez: Make me....

Oh, and Jim Leavitt wants nothing to do with you. That has to hurt. Being Alabama and getting the Heisman from the coach at South Florida, at least the U. was turned down by Rutgers. At this point, you might as well dig up Bear Bryant. Or better yet, see if Mike Price is still interested. Trust me, you're not going to do any better.

The front of the jersey may still say Alabama but in name only. That program is nowhere right now. It's become an SEC afterthought. Enjoy the glory days of Bryant, Namath, Stabler, Stallings, Alexander, Price because that's all you have and that is not going to change."

-Jim Rome, December 2006

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[azamugg]

No Comment........Merry Xmas IMHOTEP

Wish the Tigers well and I hope they teach them boys from the Big 12 a little about SEC football!

[Tidal Wave]

uuh no Japan bombed pearl harbor on dec. 7 1941
......and AUTiger94 even has Blutarsky as his avatar! Pretty funny that this was actually taken seriously and not immediate recognition of said quote! No offense AD! Roll Tide

[AUTiger94]

......and AUTiger94 even has Blutarsky as his avatar! Pretty funny that this was actually taken seriously and not immediate recognition of said quote! No offense AD! Roll Tide
...and AD don't make me have to utilize the DeathMobile!
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[crimsonnation713]

I was wondering if ho had to practice to be such an ass or does it come natural? AND QUIT DANCIN AROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF KANSA CITY FAGS !!!!!!! :biggrin:

[CrimsonTide12xs]

The funniest line to me is one that I cannot repeat.
Mel Brooks, he was great. What about SpaceBalls....Pizza the Hut. Classic.
:laugh:

[WarEagle73]

It may be that I'm just that easily amused... but I never get tired of watching lil' Jabba Jr. there on CrimsonTide 12X's sig banging away on his drums!

[CrimsonTide12xs]

It may be that I'm just that easily amused... but I never get tired of watching lil' Jabba Jr. there on CrimsonTide 12X's sig banging away on his drums!
I must be too. It's really goofy but, for some reason I keep looking at it.That kid must have ate a case of Hershey's bars, a bag of tootsie rolls, a gross of Pop Rocks and downed a case of Cokes before they filmed that....He's flippin' wired for sound.
:laugh:

[WarEagle73]

I must be too. It's really goofy but, for some reason I keep looking at it.That kid must have ate a case of Hershey's bars, a bag of tootsie rolls, a gross of Pop Rocks and downed a case of Cokes before they filmed that....He's flippin' wired for sound.
:laugh:

That's just funny. Well' I'm out. Good night all!

[aubieeeee]

I used to room wit hoteppy.He always been a little annual.

[WallyGoat]

I used to room wit hoteppy.He always been a little annual.

You mean anal? I hope not. :mellow:

[gatorunvrsty]

You mean anal? I hope not. :mellow:I think he means unusual. Either way, he's suggesting "Impotent" is actually enrolled in the school. I thought surely this kid's 13 or 14 years old. I hope you guys at Auburn don't have a clock tower. Can you say University of Texas? :crazy:

[AU Blaaaaaaaake]

http://www.aunation.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=32930

Taken from another board, a very real reason why Alabama is one of the most disliked fanbases in America.

[timNem]

http://www.aunation.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=32930

Taken from another board, a very real reason why Alabama is one of the most disliked fanbases in America.Why are AU fans reading on TideFans.com, thats why most people say that AU is obsessed with Bama. If I was an AU fan, I would never do a popularity poll among the nation because I don't think it would have good results either.

[WallyGoat]

Quote from the aunation.net boards:

"Yep. My daughter is a junior in high school. She hasn't suffered a Monday-after-Iron-Bowl redneck gloating party since she was in sixth grade. Here's hoping she makes it through high school unscathed. "

Wow. Alabama fans are rednecks, huh? Sure, rednecks are everywhere. But Auburn fans aren't rednecks? BS. What does that make Auburn fans? Debutants, high society?

That's what I hate about Auburn fans sometimes. They accuse Bama fans of being redneck morons, yet nobody who lives outside of the state of Alabama can tell the difference. Especially me. You've got rednecks, dumbasses, ordinary folks, smart folks, and rich folks on both sides.

It's like UCLA fans accusing USC fans of being too "Hollywood." They're both in L.A., they both have the same type of fans. What's the difference, besides school preference?

I normally don't rant, but this guy believes that he is somehow higher and exhalted above Bama fans simply because their school is in some turmoil. Five years seems like a long time for some, but I believe a lot of Auburn fans have gotten big heads, bloated egos, and bought a high horse to ride on in the past five years. It seems to me that a lot (not all) Auburn fans have reversed roles and have become the cocky ones, instead of Alabama.

It's easy to kick someone when their down. I hate to be proud, I always have. I'm not an "in your face" or "ha! take that!" type of guy. Anyone who is deserves a swift kick to the head. I'm not happy when Auburn loses, I could care less. I'm happy when Alabama wins.

[AU Blaaaaaaaake]

Why are AU fans reading on TideFans.com, thats why most people say that AU is obsessed with Bama.Which is another example of how most people don't know what they are talking about.

Take this for example. http://www.sectalk.com/boards/showthread.php?t=13194

Thats a thread in the Auburn section of this site (open to the public, just like aunation and tidefans) that you and other Bama fans posted in. Does your interest in an Auburn thread or an Auburn themed section make you obsessed with Auburn? I'm guilty of browsing some Bama forums/the Bama section of this site to see whats new with the Alabama program. I like reading/watching Alabama basketball a lot (since we don't really have a team), so I like to keep up to date with whats going on. I also read the recruiting threads/rivals sections of other SEC teams.

Long story short, I'm sure all the alabama fans here and all the auburn fans here have been to their rivals respective sites at least once to see how different people view different issues. The coaching vacancy discussion is much different at Tidefans/CrimsonTusks than it is at www.al.com/forums/tide (http://www.al.com/forums/tide).

[CrimsonTide12xs]

Hate to break it to you Blaaaaaaaake but, you my friend are obsessed. It seems like you contradict yourself a lot. I said good day, convo=over.

[Imhotep]

Wow! Bama fans are even more depressed than usual these days.

Small wonder.... As they gaze stunned at the smoking ruins of their football program.... even the UA students are beginning to realize they have absolutely nothing to live for.

Everyone hates them.....

Everything Mal Moore and the UA board of trustees has ever done has failed......

Their legacy in college football history will be a page at once black and ludicrous.....NFL coaches and fans hate them, college coaches and fans hate them, their wives hate them, Intelligent, educated Women hate them....and after they have been so nice to everyone all these years(sarc)

Hell, even Bama fans hate Bama fans, they have no friends.... Their football program is a doomed demographic of aging white guys with no hope of change or recovery in the future....

That's a real recipe for despair--especially amongst people so depressive they eat breakfast believing that the entire world is out to destroy them....

I mean, that's what they say they believe....that there's a conspiracy going on to destroy the Alabama football program.... Small wonder they rarely smile.....

"I said smile, not smirk"

Bama fans hate the culture and the people around them. They are psychotic xenophobes.... They are delusional houndstooth fascists waiting to happen.... Their only joy in life is Bear Bryant and the 1970's.... They cause misery everywhere they go..... so hide your children when your creepy neighbor wearing a Houndstooth hat comes round....

So--what with everything going wrong and their whole coaching search a miserable failure--Bammers are understandably even more down than usual, and are thus killing themselves in record numbers.

Pity.....



http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q259/AllSeeingEye11/MISERY3.jpg

[timNem]

Which is another example of how most people don't know what they are talking about.

Take this for example. http://www.sectalk.com/boards/showthread.php?t=13194

Thats a thread in the Auburn section of this site (open to the public, just like aunation and tidefans) that you and other Bama fans posted in. Does your interest in an Auburn thread or an Auburn themed section make you obsessed with Auburn? I'm guilty of browsing some Bama forums/the Bama section of this site to see whats new with the Alabama program. I like reading/watching Alabama basketball a lot (since we don't really have a team), so I like to keep up to date with whats going on. I also read the recruiting threads/rivals sections of other SEC teams.

Long story short, I'm sure all the alabama fans here and all the auburn fans here have been to their rivals respective sites at least once to see how different people view different issues. The coaching vacancy discussion is much different at Tidefans/CrimsonTusks than it is at www.al.com/forums/tide. (http://www.al.com/forums/tide.)If I post in the ALabama section or you in the Auburn section on this site it comes up for everyone to see, there is alot of difference in that than going to team web site. I have never been to any AU web site of any kind, I'm not of the kind that pulls for AU to lose, I want them to win and represent the state. I think it would be fair to say that when a fan visits a rivals team site they are there to flame 90% of the time.

[AU Blaaaaaaaake]

If I post in the ALabama section or you in the Auburn section on this site it comes up for everyone to see, there is alot of difference in that than going to team web site. I have never been to any AU web site of any kind, I'm not of the kind that pulls for AU to lose, I want them to win and represent the state. I think it would be fair to say that when a fan visits a rivals team site they are there to flame 90% of the time.Then I guess I'm part of that rare 10%. When I go to Tide websites or Alabama's rivals website, its to see either how recruiting is going, alabama basketball, or read any news. I don't post on other SEC rival team specific websites, but there are plenty of people who do so without flaming. There are frequent respected posters from UA at aunation, and same with Aubies at some of the tide wesbites. Believe it or not, rational bama/auburn fans can have a legitimate discussion about college football without bringing up NC's or making fun of the bama coaching problem.

[WallyGoat]

Then I guess I'm part of that rare 10%. When I go to Tide websites or Alabama's rivals website, its to see either how recruiting is going, alabama basketball, or read any news. I don't post on other SEC rival team specific websites, but there are plenty of people who do so without flaming. There are frequent respected posters from UA at aunation, and same with Aubies at some of the tide wesbites. Believe it or not, rational bama/auburn fans can have a legitimate discussion about college football without bringing up NC's or making fun of the bama coaching problem.

The best site for freindly banter, if you are an AU fan, is Tidefans.com. Of course for the past month it's been crazy. Double threads, teaser threads, and nothing but coaching talk. They are all on edge about this coaching deal. That's part of the reason I made SECTalk my new favorite forum site. I've been at Tidefans.com for over a year now. The only heated debates used to be in the Non-Sports forum (politics and such). But now the mods and admin are banning members left and right, can barely keep up with the number of threads being created, etc.

BTW, Blake, we've all been irrational at one point or another. You, me, and many others. You are one of the better AUB fans in my opinion. More rational than most. You make aunation.net members look like loons. Those guys are vicious. :laugh:

[shk999]

Wow! Bama fans are even more depressed than usual these days.

Small wonder.... As they gaze stunned at the smoking ruins of their football program.... even the UA students are beginning to realize they have absolutely nothing to live for.

Everyone hates them.....

Everything Mal Moore and the UA board of trustees has ever done has failed......

Their legacy in college football history will be a page at once black and ludicrous.....NFL coaches and fans hate them, college coaches and fans hate them, their wives hate them, Intelligent, educated Women hate them....and after they have been so nice to everyone all these years(sarc)

Hell, even Bama fans hate Bama fans, they have no friends.... Their football program is a doomed demographic of aging white guys with no hope of change or recovery in the future....

That's a real recipe for despair--especially amongst people so depressive they eat breakfast believing that the entire world is out to destroy them....

I mean, that's what they say they believe....that there's a conspiracy going on to destroy the Alabama football program.... Small wonder they rarely smile.....

"I said smile, not smirk"

Bama fans hate the culture and the people around them. They are psychotic xenophobes.... They are delusional houndstooth fascists waiting to happen.... Their only joy in life is Bear Bryant and the 1970's.... They cause misery everywhere they go..... so hide your children when your creepy neighbor wearing a Houndstooth hat comes round....

So--what with everything going wrong and their whole coaching search a miserable failure--Bammers are understandably even more down than usual, and are thus killing themselves in record numbers.

Pity.....





http://perrylogan.org/SuicideTips.html

Keep up the good work. Im sure plagiarizing is really tough. The retard stole this from a democrat website and changed the word "Republican" to "Bama Fan". NOTHING you post will go un-checked Loser! You have the maturity of a 2 yr old and the intellagence of a rock. You are embarrassing your fellow barners. As someone said earlier, you are a "parrot". If I was you, I would have hid my face in shame and left this site a long time ago. You have been embarrassed, exposed, discredited and disowned by your fellow aubies and yet you are oblivious. You are like that stupid puppy, you kick it and it just comes back for more. You think people "Hate" Bama fans, wow, it doesnt even compare to the way people feel about you. What color is the sky in your world retard?

[ADrolltide]

Are you stupid or something? MAybe you should take a class in pop culture. It is a quote from a movie that 90+ percent of folks over 30 have seen multiple times. You must be part of the 10%. Rent Animal house and stop suggesting I take history classes. Been there and done that. I still have nightmares about Dr. Szechi and Dr Kicklighters classes at AU. Of course I know the answer. Take a history class? Pleeze. I have probably forgotten more than you will ever know. :glare:
if you were talking about Dec. 7 1941 Japan Bombed Pearl Harbor not the Germans

[GAMECOCK_FAN]

if you were talking about Dec. 7 1941 Japan Bombed Pearl Harbor not the Germans
I believe, or hope, everyone on this site knows that. If you'll read the previous posts, you'll see that the quote AUTiger uses is a humorous quote from the movie "Animal House", and a very good movie at that. If you haven't seen it, let me recommend you go to your local video store and rent it. It is a classic and great for quite a few laughs. Here's an excerpt from the movie (keep in mind that Bluto had an overall GPA of 0.0):

D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]

[ADrolltide]

oh ok my bad...sorry about that i will have to rent it

[WarEagle73]

oh ok my bad...sorry about that i will have to rent it

go ahead and Get National Lampoons Christmas Vacation wile you are at it. Best Christmas movie ever! :uglyhamme

[Jay Bee]

go ahead and Get National Lampoons Christmas Vacation wile you are at it. Best Christmas movie ever! :uglyhamme

It was on last night! Watched some of it. Gotta love Chevy. BTW, I told the wife I ordered a Christmas present for myself the other day. 1st Season of SNL!

Also, if y'all haven't seen Elf with Will Farrell, it was on the other night and the wife and I loved it. Silly, but still funny.

WDE!
jb

[WarEagle73]

It was on last night! Watched some of it. Gotta love Chevy. BTW, I told the wife I ordered a Christmas present for myself the other day. 1st Season of SNL!

Also, if y'all haven't seen Elf with Will Farrell, it was on the other night and the wife and I loved it. Silly, but still funny.

WDE!
jb

I've been meaning to watch Elf. Is it OK for a five year old to watch?

[AU Blaaaaaaaake]

I've been meaning to watch Elf. Is it OK for a five year old to watch?Definitely.

[WarEagle73]

Definitely.


OK Thanks... wow did we ever get off topic on this thread! It started about bama Bashing and wound up on christmas movies.

[CrimsonTide12xs]

It was on last night! Watched some of it. Gotta love Chevy. BTW, I told the wife I ordered a Christmas present for myself the other day. 1st Season of SNL!

Also, if y'all haven't seen Elf with Will Farrell, it was on the other night and the wife and I loved it. Silly, but still funny.

WDE!
jb
"Nobody's going anywhere........We're going to have the best Christmas since Bing Crosby danced with Danny F*@!*%! Kay!" Clark Griswald
:laugh:

[WallyGoat]

OK Thanks... wow did we ever get off topic on this thread! It started about bama Bashing and wound up on christmas movies.

Can't say that's a bad thing....

[ADrolltide]

go ahead and Get National Lampoons Christmas Vacation wile you are at it. Best Christmas movie ever! :uglyhammelol aight i will

[AUTiger94]

lol aight i will
AD you do have a TV set right? :happy:

Let's get back to the topic at hand. Bashing Bama is High entertainment. It is like a good Woman or a Cuban cigar. It is as satisfying as a jumbo bag of m&m's is to a fat kid. Like a sub sandwich to Jared Fogel. Like crack to Bobby Brown...... I could go on and on! :laugh:

[azamugg]

AD you do have a TV set right? :happy:

Let's get back to the topic at hand. Bashing Bama is High entertainment. It is like a good Woman or a Cuban cigar. It is as satisfying as a jumbo bag of m&m's is to a fat kid. Like a sub sandwich to Jared Fogel. Like crack to Bobby Brown...... I could go on and on! :laugh:

like a legitimate education to an Auburn athlete

like an NC to an Auburn fan

like Mike Shula remaining coach at UA to an Auburn fan

like a "willing" sexual partner to an Auburn fan

like a home w/out wheels to an Auburn fan

or a two story mobile home for those Auburn fans that gots money

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[WallyGoat]

From everyone else's point of view....


Bashing Bama is High entertainment. It is like a good Woman or a Cuban cigar. It is as satisfying as a jumbo bag of m&m's is to a fat kid. Like a sub sandwich to Jared Fogel. Like crack to Bobby Brown...... I could go on and on! :laugh:

From a Bama fan's point of view. Modified:

Bama Bashing is Not entertainment. It is like a fat Woman or an illegal Cuban immigrant in your neighborhood. It's is as satisfying as a jumbo bag of flamming dog crap to an old man who hates flamming bags of dog crap. Like a sub sandwich that fell in the toilet. Like Bobby Bowden's butt crack.....I don't wish to go on! :angry:



:happy:

[WallyGoat]

like a home w/out wheels to an Auburn fan

Nah, now you're talking crazy. They have to have their get away vehicle ready at a moments notice when the IRS/FBI/CIA/ATF/FDA/USDA comes to Opelika looking for them. Back the truck up, hitch the house, and vamoose! They're gone......

[bbqit]

What do you know about bobby bowden's butt crack? Never mind, keep it to yourself.

[WallyGoat]

What do you know about bobby bowden's butt crack? Never mind, keep it to yourself.


No, I won't. Think about it. Just the though of a man in his seventies, bending over butt naked, with cellulite marks, and folds upon folds of.........


Maybe I should keep that to myself. :sad:

[bbqit]

yes you should and I won't mention that he probably farts dust either

[WallyGoat]

yes you should and I won't mention that he probably farts dust either

You just did...... :unsure:

[WarEagle73]

From everyone else's point of view....



From a Bama fan's point of view. Modified:

Bama Bashing is Not entertainment. It is like a fat Woman or an illegal Cuban immigrant in your neighborhood. It's is as satisfying as a jumbo bag of flamming dog crap to an old man who hates flamming bags of dog crap. Like a sub sandwich that fell in the toilet. Like Bobby Bowden's butt crack.....I don't wish to go on! :angry:



:happy:


Bobby bowden is good friends with some old guy at my golf club. Summer before last I walked in the locker room to change shoes and there stood Bobby Bowden as naked as the day he was born about 97 years ago. There are certain things a man should never have to see wile on this Earth. Topping that list is a naked Bobby Bowden! I've got two words for you.... LIVER SPOTS! :eww: :barf:

[AUChamps]

Bobby bowden is good friends with some old guy at my golf club. Summer before last I walked in the locker room to change shoes and there stood Bobby Bowden as naked as the day he was born about 97 years ago. There are certain things a man should never have to see wile on this Earth. Topping that list is a naked Bobby Bowden! I've got two words for you.... LIVER SPOTS! :eww: :barf:
I hope you burned your eyes or went home to have a lot of lovemaking with the wife simply to get that moment out of your mind.

[WallyGoat]

Bobby bowden is good friends with some old guy at my golf club. Summer before last I walked in the locker room to change shoes and there stood Bobby Bowden as naked as the day he was born about 97 years ago. There are certain things a man should never have to see wile on this Earth. Topping that list is a naked Bobby Bowden! I've got two words for you.... LIVER SPOTS! :eww: :barf:

<--------*Stabs eyes out with and ice pick*

[WarEagle73]

I hope you burned your eyes or went home to have a lot of lovemaking with the wife simply to get that moment out of your mind.

I can't even watch a Florida State game on TV. I get flashbacks & flip out. Therapy has helped....some.

[WallyGoat]

I can't even watch a Florida State game on TV. I get flashbacks & flip out. Therapy has helped....some.

There, there....poor guy. :sad: Wanna soda?

[WarEagle73]

There, there....poor guy. :sad: Wanna soda?

Thanks for the kind offer. After that I really needed a bout a half gallon of Jack Daniels. Did I mention he had just finished a round of golf, it was late July...He sweats alot.

[WallyGoat]

Thanks for the kind offer. After that I really needed a bout a half gallon of Jack Daniels. Did I mention he had just finished a round of golf, it was late July...He sweats alot.

SHUT UP!

My brain can't keep trying to force these horrible images out on their own! Mention Bobby Bowden naked again......I dare you.... :angry:





:laugh: jk

[WarEagle73]

SHUT UP!

My brain can't keep trying to force these horrible images out on their own! Mention Bobby Bowden naked again......I dare you.... :angry:





:laugh: jk

I am sorry to have put you through a small bit of the hell i have to live with for the rest of my life. :laugh:

[bbqit]

SHUT UP!

My brain can't keep trying to force these horrible images out on their own! Mention Bobby Bowden naked again......I dare you.... :angry:





:laugh: jk

ok Joe Pa naked! it ain't getting any better round here

[WallyGoat]

How 'bout those Phillies, huh? Yep. Looks like it's gonna rain today....not a waffle in the closet........


AHHH! Naked Bowden!!!!!!! Naked Joe Pa!!!!!!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

:blink:

[azamugg]

Lou Holtz naked

[WarEagle73]

ok Joe Pa naked! it ain't getting any better round here

Jo Pa and bobby bowden naked TOGETHER! :icon_knud :barf:

[WallyGoat]

I shouldn't have brought it up......

Now we're talking about a naked dance factory of old college football coaches who smell like ben gay and rancid grape fruit.

[WarEagle73]

I shouldn't have brought it up......

Now we're talking about a naked dance factory of old college football coaches who smell like ben gay and rancid grape fruit.

you started it :laugh:

[bbqit]

Jo Pa and bobby bowden naked TOGETHER! :icon_knud :barf:
:barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:

[WallyGoat]

you started it :laugh:

And I'm stopping it! (or not)

Naked Charlie Weis.......have fun with that one........

[WarEagle73]

And I'm stopping it! (or not)

Naked Charlie Weis.......have fun with that one........

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

I GIVE UP!

:crying:

[WDavE]

For the first time in my entire life. The thought of seeing Cloris Leachman naked doesn't sound all that bad....

[WallyGoat]

Have you learned your lesson or should I get g-string Phil Fulmer to teach you to behave? :ohmy:


:laugh:

[WarEagle73]

Have you learned your lesson or should I get g-string Phil Fulmer to teach you to behave? :ohmy:


:laugh:

UNCLE!!!

:headshake

[WallyGoat]

UNCLE!!!

:headshake

Your Uncle in a g-string? Gross....Just kidding. I'm glad you learned your lesson. Now go outside and play. Stay away from Krispey Kreme, you hear?

[bbqit]

Have you learned your lesson or should I get g-string Phil Fulmer to teach you to behave? :ohmy:


:laugh:


Fulmer butt floss?

[WallyGoat]

Fulmer butt floss?

No way in hell. Bright orange dental floss inside the largest ass on earth, no thanks. :flaming: :sign_teot

[azamugg]

what if Sly and Lou were lovers, you know, a Dom/Sub type deal

[WallyGoat]

This has gone from Bama bashing to sheer and utter torture.......

Naked Salma Hayek, Naked Eva Mendes, Naked Kirsten Dunst........ah. Much better.

[WarEagle73]

what if Sly and Lou were lovers, you know, a Dom/Sub type deal

Man, we've got a long way to go before football season. Good thing the bowls are about to start up.

[AUTiger94]

Wow! :wacko: Y'all got all of that crap from a fat kid and a jumbo bag of m&m's?

[WallyGoat]

Wow! :wacko: Y'all got all of that crap from a fat kid and a jumbo bag of m&m's?

M&M's are powerful, and fat kid's are magical. Just the mention of them, in the same sentence no less, can cause wild things to take place.

[Tidal Wave]

Wow! :wacko: Y'all got all of that crap from a fat kid and a jumbo bag of m&m's?
That is too d@m* funny!! :LOL_Hair:

[Wizard of Orange]

There should be a warning on the main page to viewers about this thread. Something like " Do not read on a full stomach" or " Not intended for use by mentally healthy homosapiens", etc. Or " Abandon hope, all ye who enter..."

[CrimsonTide12xs]

There should be a warning on the main page to viewers about this thread. Something like " Do not read on a full stomach" or " Not intended for use by mentally healthy homosapiens", etc. Or " Abandon hope, all ye who enter..."
You're right, I wouldn't want to see this on a full stomach either.
http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/132/132455/pages/556665/BigPhil1.jpg
I thought Mike Myers played the part of Fat Bastard...I did not know it was really Fulmer.
Phil working on his figure to play the part.
http://www.gatorgallery.com/albums/funnies_/phil.jpg

[WarEagle73]

There is not much that will make one regret eating that sausage biscuit more that seeing hairy, sagging, greasy bare man tits... Thanks.

[timNem]

what if Sly and Lou were lovers, you know, a Dom/Sub type deal

Something like this?

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n14/pdeanoh/1087057676_m.gif

[WarEagle73]

Something like this?

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n14/pdeanoh/1087057676_m.gif

you need help my friend... and now, thanks to that image...so do I. :blink:

[aubieeeee]

and somebody said i wuz crazy.Just goes to show,somebody don't no nothing

[timNem]

another classic

[crimsonnation713]

another classic

How DO you do it???? :laugh:

[sheluvsbama]

Just another wild and crazy time on SECTalk....:D

[ugadawgvi]

That Finger Lickin' Phil clip is Awesome!

[azamugg]

I've noticed a trend around here. Every thread goes something like this:

Post 1: Some intelligent or at least interesting post about football or the SEC.

Post 2: That's interesting...but Bama doesn't have a coach and sucks.

Post 3: No, Bama is the best. We have 2,309 national championships.

Post 4: Bama sucks...most of the national championships came before I was born and were passed out by convenience stores and found in cereal boxes.

Post 5: Bama rocks...we can have anyone we want as coach. We really didn't want Saban/Spurrier/RichRod...it was all a smokescreen while we recruited our real coach: Bill Belicheck. My cousins brother's sisters dog sitter is a private plane pilot and he just flew Mal to Boston. Here's the link to the flightlog:

Post 6: Auburn rules, Bama still sucks and still doesn't have a coach. I bet they couldn't get most high school coaches to take the job.

Post 7: I agree Bama sucks but the Gamecocks are the best. Those losers at Bama thought they could take our coach? I was 100% sure that Spurrier wasn't going to leave us, but I'm still going to bash Bama until they finally hire a coach just to pay them back for making me nervous...wait, I wasn't nervous...I told you I was 100% sure he was staying.

Post 7: Bama spanked the Gamecocks last year. And how many national championships does Auburn have?

Post 8: Keep living in the past buddy...Go rent a shovel and dig up "the Bear"...By the way Auburn was undefeated 3 years ago and some publications picked them to win the national championship the year before that.

Post 9: Brandon Cox Sucks.

Post 10: That's not true, if you divide his completion percentage by the number of dropped passes and then add in the length of the turf, then multiply by the number of carries Tre Smith gets, he's got great stats. By the way, he had a severe knee injury during the Georgia game. The swelling from the knee affected his vision causing color blindness, which made him think his team had on the red helmets. If it weren't for that we would have won that game. Does Bama have a coach yet?

Post 11: michiganisthebestteameverandfloridascrewedthemouto fanationalchampionsip.oopswrongthread.

--------

This is getting a bit ridiculous.


this is gotta be one of the top 20 posts of all time...........

[the Paradox]

Here's an idea gmcck4life, "DON'T READ OR PARTICIPATE IN ANY BAMMER THRASHING THREADS!!!!

Why are you reading Bammer thrashing threads if it bothers you so much?

If you will remember, all of the Bammers were bashing the COCKS just a couple of weeks ago....you didn't hear any Auburn fan whine to the board about the South Carolina bashing did you?

Unless you have been hiding in some cave in Afghanistan, 99% of the MSM is bashing Bammer right now and it's not going to stop until they hire a coach....even then, the Bammer bashing will continue because they were forced to hire a D list coach..

My advice to you since Bammer bashing bothers you so much is to quit reading Bammer bashing threads....Doesn't that make sense to you?

" Maybe Alabama wouldn't be so quick to have fired Mike Shula if they knew that nobody in America who mattered would be willing to step in and replace him.

Look at who has already said no. Nick Saban: Pass. The Ol' Ball Coach: No thanks. Frank Beamer: Why should I? Bobby Petrino: Downgrade. Rich Rodriguez: Make me. Oh, and Jim Leavitt wants nothing to do with you. That has to hurt. Being Alabama and getting the Heisman from the coach at South Florida, at least the U. was turned down by Rutgers. At this point, you might as well dig up Bear Bryant. Or better yet, see if Mike Price is still interested. Trust me, you're not going to do any better.

The front of the jersey may still say Alabama but in name only. That program is nowhere right now. It's become an SEC afterthought. Enjoy the glory days of Bryant, Namath, Stabler, Stallings, Alexander, Price because that's all you have and that is not going to change."

-Jim Rome, December 2006

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How did that work out for ya?


RTR

[Tider27]

These threads just make it sweeter and sweeter. All the Barner homers...and the media. Screw all the haters, we're here whether they like it or not. DAMN that feels good.

Say something now Auburn fans...please.

[RaMMeR JaMMeR]

F Rome. Wish I would see that mofo in a dark alley.

[Tider27]

F Rome. Wish I would see that mofo in a dark alley.

Rome is just like Finebaum, trying to kick teams while they're down for ratings. He's the one with a sh*t ton of egg on his face though. :laugh: