AUTiger94
10-29-2006, 06:26 AM
Enjoy!
ubba Joe and Ray Jack (Red Neck mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba Joe, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down.
Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Ray Jack shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a blonde? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
Bubba Joe and Ray Jack are currently doing government work supervising the reconstruction of those New Orleans Levees
ubba Joe and Ray Jack (Red Neck mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba Joe, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down.
Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Ray Jack shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a blonde? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
Bubba Joe and Ray Jack are currently doing government work supervising the reconstruction of those New Orleans Levees