AUTiger94
10-27-2006, 08:10 PM
This is pretty funy stuff! Damn there are a lot of stupid people in this world.
Who's your Daddy?
>
>The following are all replies that Dallas TX . women have written on Child
>Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's details". Or
>putting it another way... Who's da Daddy?
>
>These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out number 11.
>It takes 1st prize although #3 is a close runner up.
>
>1. Regarding. The identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered
>by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but
>I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
>
>2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being
>sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind.
>I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the
>party if this helps.
>
>3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
>conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with
>a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
>fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his
>phone number? Thanks.
>
>4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW
>that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps
>you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it
>replaced.
>
>5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a
>letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and
>that he is the Saver risen again.
>
>6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do
>so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for
>the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country.
>Please advise.
>
>7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the same
>to me.
>
>8. Peter Smith Is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can
>you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at
>the same time .. Well, I don't have clue.
>
>9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World;
>maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
>
>10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for
>sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I
>had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146
>Miller Drive , mine might have remained unfertilized.
>
>11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all,
>like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
>
>Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support the above
>winners!
Who's your Daddy?
>
>The following are all replies that Dallas TX . women have written on Child
>Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's details". Or
>putting it another way... Who's da Daddy?
>
>These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out number 11.
>It takes 1st prize although #3 is a close runner up.
>
>1. Regarding. The identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered
>by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but
>I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
>
>2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being
>sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind.
>I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the
>party if this helps.
>
>3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
>conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with
>a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
>fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his
>phone number? Thanks.
>
>4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW
>that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps
>you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it
>replaced.
>
>5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a
>letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and
>that he is the Saver risen again.
>
>6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do
>so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for
>the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country.
>Please advise.
>
>7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the same
>to me.
>
>8. Peter Smith Is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can
>you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at
>the same time .. Well, I don't have clue.
>
>9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World;
>maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
>
>10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for
>sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I
>had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146
>Miller Drive , mine might have remained unfertilized.
>
>11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all,
>like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
>
>Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support the above
>winners!