Barney Fife- Vice President

[cocky4ever]

:p http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060212/ap_on_go_pr_wh/cheney_hunting_accident :p

[uscrebel]

:p http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060212/ap_on_go_pr_wh/cheney_hunting_accident :p

Interesting note that the "emergency personnel" travelling with Cheney attended to the guy.

Note to self....if you get hurt, do it around Cheney.
:cool:

[WayzUp]

Was it Dan Quayle they were shooting at and did he/it get the attended to by Cheney's medical entourage?

Cuz if it was the bird type quail...PETA's gonna be veeeeewwwwy angwy wit meester cheney.

[cocky4ever]

Was it Dan Quayle they were shooting at and did he/it get the attended to by Cheney's medical entourage?

Cuz if it was the bird type quail...PETA's gonna be veeeeewwwwy angwy wit meester cheney.
Score one for the birds :D

[JerryBeeds]

The guy was coming right for him. Cheney had no choice. It's kill or be killed out in the woods sometimes....

[RW13]

lol, nice one beeds, you could even say Cheney was forced to act "pre-emptively", this whole event is pretty funny (assuming the old lawyer doesn't die).....

[JerryBeeds]

Come on! No one has an Aaron Burr reference? You people disappoint me.

[WayzUp]

Cheney thought the quail had WMD's and were about to use them on Whittington. It turned out to be nothing more than a white & black mixture of avian-strain guano. But the recon pictures sure made it look like WMD's! ;) :D

[GeauxTo]

Score one for the birds :D
Cocky, that kid falling on the concrete by the pool in your signature is driving me nuts! I cringe every time he falls.
:(

[cocky4ever]

Cocky, that kid falling on the concrete by the pool in your signature is driving me nuts! I cringe every time he falls.
:(
I personally think its hillarious :D

Im sure he's alright, maybe just a little skinned knee or something. Does anyone on here remember that old Saturday Night Live skit about "Mr. No Depth Perception"? Thats what the kids reminds me of :D

But anyway.....I change my sigs quite often so you wont have to deal with it for long. I may have to bring it back every once in a while though cause its one of my favorites so far.

[AUTiger94]

This whole deal sounds like something off of 24. I smell a rat. Maybe the guy knew too much. :D

[ColonelKurtz]

:p http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060212/ap_on_go_pr_wh/cheney_hunting_accident :p

You can always tell who knows what a situation is....good that they were quail hunting, bad that whoever was supposed to be running the hunt didn't do their job.

Good that the guy will be ok, save for having to have some nurse pick about a billion bird shot outta his hide.....

**Edit

Just saw on FNS that Wittington, the guy hosting the hunt, didn't announce himself getting back into the skirmish line, a HUGE NO NO in a quail hunt!!! Cheney turned on a quail lighting and the old guy was in his shooting line.

No story here......nothing except a partisan hack blowing his wittle horn...:D

[JerryBeeds]

"In 2006, Richard Cheney, while on a hunting trip in Texas, became the second Vice President to shoot a person while in office."

[azamugg]

I've only been on SECTALK for a couple of months.......this site is the greatest.........I wish I could hang out with all the knuckleheads on this site!

[RW13]

We ought to do a get together one day, they used to have an annual meeting type thing on CFN.com, I think it would be a good idea....

[OmahaBound]

comedy gold... http://www.smithappens.com/video_tdscheney2.php

[Bongo]

comedy gold... http://www.smithappens.com/video_tdscheney2.php


Some of the videos on there are hilarious !

[WayzUp]

comedy gold... http://www.smithappens.com/video_tdscheney2.php
Now that right there is FUNNY! I don't care who ya are! :D :D :D

[WayzUp]

Got this via email this AM, had to share. It's the latest & greatest bumper sticker idea out there. :D

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/8738/bumpersticker12hi.jpg