Ode To The Barn

[GeauxTo]

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe

Her kids couldn’t play football, so what did she do?

She packed them all up and sent them away,

To a school that taught pig breeding & farming, night and day.

They studied and studied and made quite a hit,

Messing with horses and cows and a lot of farm $hit.

Along came a coach with trickery and spin,

Who convinced them to try football even once again.

They tried and they tried, and even won a few,

But, alas, success at football was never their due.

They couldn’t pass and they couldn’t run,

Nor block, nor tackle or any of that fun.

They became the joke of the football elite,

All laughing and joking about how they got beat.

So, they returned to The Barn where it had all begun,

And found that cows were still a lot more fun.

:p

[nooneLT]

lol, that's pretty good.

[supergenius]

I will be borrowing that one Geaux
Fear the knee. RTR

[AuburnandGamecockGirl]

Not even worth my reply

[supergenius]

Not even worth my reply
Obviously it was! :D RTR

[AuburnandGamecockGirl]

What is so funny to me is that because Alabama won their bowl game and Auburn lost theirs....they seem to think they are dominant over Auburn...If I recall correctly, Auburn STOMPED Alabama so all of you who think your team is so much better just because of a bowl game need to re-think that.

[supergenius]

What is so funny to me is that because Alabama won their bowl game and Auburn lost theirs....they seem to think they are dominant over Auburn...If I recall correctly, Auburn STOMPED Alabama so all of you who think your team is so much better just because of a bowl game need to re-think that.
I never said that Bama was "dominant" over the barn. An LSU fan posted it, your coach asked for it. Fear the knee. RTR

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[AuburnandGamecockGirl]

This site has completely gotten out of hand. I am gone.

[supergenius]

This site has completely gotten out of hand. I am gone.
I think we now know who has been complaining to Chris. Come on now, was this thread that abrasive? RTR

[Djshockley3]

If u are gone over that, ADIOS!!!!!RTR for that one Super.

[GeauxTo]

This site has completely gotten out of hand. I am gone.
Adios, chica!
Au revoir.

:D

[supergenius]

I did not think this thread was bad. RTR

[Denny Chimes]

Maybe we've found the cure (?)
One down, a few more to go...RTR! :D

[Denny Chimes]

This site has completely gotten out of hand. I am gone.
Not at all. The post was appropriately posted in Trash Talk. Checkout some of Squealing Tiger's threads here. Geez.
Oh yeah...Bye bye. :p

[crimsonnation713]

What is so funny to me is that because Alabama won their bowl game and Auburn lost theirs....they seem to think they are dominant over Auburn...If I recall correctly, Auburn STOMPED Alabama so all of you who think your team is so much better just because of a bowl game need to re-think that.


hmmmmmm....seems to me when all the Bama jokes were being made that it was really fun and hadda good laugh but that now the shoes on the other hoove so to speak....all of the sudden we think we're dominate....I didn't see a thing about Bama thinking they were dominate over AU just a little payback is all :D ....but all that angers gonna give ya an ulcer anyway :p ....RTR !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jneesy]

FEAR THE BADGER (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/)



almost as good as this one


or this from a tide site

In response to the "Honk if you sacked Brodie" bumper stickers:

1. Honk if you won 10 games this season.

2. Honk if you sat with four fingers up your butt for six weeks, while
sporting your poop-eating grin, instead of making a game plan for your bowl
game.

3. Honk if you embarrassed your conference by getting dominated by a slow
Big Ten team with three losses.

4. Honk if your team didn't give up over 400 yards of offense in a game the
entire season: honk twice if you gave up more than 500 to a middle of the
pack offense.

5. Honk if you won 10 games and finished in the top 10 with eight fewer
scholarship players than everyone else, and without your #1 playmaker and #1
offensive lineman for the season.

6. Honk if you view a 10 win season as meeting expectations, and you will
not organize a parade and order rings to celebrate it.

7. Honk if in your program's worst hour you still have managed to have two
ten win seasons during the four year stretch.

8. Honk if your coach acts as if he has won before after achieving success.
9. Honk if you've been to 53 bowl games (NCAA record), and won 30 of them
(also an NCAA record).

10. Honk if you've had 28, 10-win seasons (yet another NCAA record).

11. Honk if you’re still Auburn.
12. Honk if you can't wait for next year, and the next year, and the next
year

[GAMECOCK_FAN]

FEAR THE BADGER (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/)



almost as good as this one


or this from a tide site

In response to the "Honk if you sacked Brodie" bumper stickers:

1. Honk if you won 10 games this season.

2. Honk if you sat with four fingers up your butt for six weeks, while
sporting your poop-eating grin, instead of making a game plan for your bowl
game.

3. Honk if you embarrassed your conference by getting dominated by a slow
Big Ten team with three losses.

4. Honk if your team didn't give up over 400 yards of offense in a game the
entire season: honk twice if you gave up more than 500 to a middle of the
pack offense.

5. Honk if you won 10 games and finished in the top 10 with eight fewer
scholarship players than everyone else, and without your #1 playmaker and #1
offensive lineman for the season.

6. Honk if you view a 10 win season as meeting expectations, and you will
not organize a parade and order rings to celebrate it.

7. Honk if in your program's worst hour you still have managed to have two
ten win seasons during the four year stretch.

8. Honk if your coach acts as if he has won before after achieving success.
9. Honk if you've been to 53 bowl games (NCAA record), and won 30 of them
(also an NCAA record).

10. Honk if you've had 28, 10-win seasons (yet another NCAA record).

11. Honk if you’re still Auburn.
12. Honk if you can't wait for next year, and the next year, and the next
year
Man, that just pisses me off. I'm out-a-here..............Oh, wait........I'm not an Auburn fan............Never mind. :confused:

And you forgot one.....Honk 10 times if you got manhandled this season by Alabama AND Auburn.

Honk, Honk, Honk, Honk, Honk, Honk, Honk, Honk, Honk, Honk :D

[Jay Bee]

Maybe we've found the cure (?)
One down, a few more to go...RTR! :D

Dream on loser... Hey, SI annonced their top 10 for next year..
Where is bama? Hold the presses... With Tebow, er Sanchez at qb MNC can't be far behind!!

WDE!
jb

[supergenius]

Dream on loser... Hey, SI annonced their top 10 for next year..
Where is bama? Hold the presses... With Tebow, er Sanchez at qb MNC can't be far behind!!

WDE!
jb
Hey barner, DC's post concerned the whining that goes on here and the pm's to Chris. It had nothing to do with football. As usual you typed before thinking. :mad: RTR

[Jay Bee]

Hey barner, DC's post concerned the whining that goes on here and the pm's to Chris. It had nothing to do with football. As usual you typed before thinking. :mad: RTR

Hey Subgenius. It read like he was celebrating running off a "barner" girl to me. And they say chivalry is dead...


WDE!
jb

[Denny Chimes]

Hey Subgenius. It read like he was celebrating running off a "barner" girl to me. And they say chivalry is dead...


WDE!
jb
You read it right hay seed. You're next. Now, take this little pill and be off with you forever.

[Jay Bee]

You read it right hay seed. You're next. Now, take this little pill and be off with you forever.

No thanks. Rather hang around to laugh at you..


WDE!
jb

[azamugg]

why do Auburn people all have "little man" complex.......if they only knew how comical their psycho babble was to others they would "quietly" enjoy their team

[Jay Bee]

why do Auburn people all have "little man" complex.......if they only knew how comical their psycho babble was to others they would "quietly" enjoy their team

I'm wounded... bwahahaha
Little man, eh? Funny stuff...

Thanks!

WDE!

jb

p.s. 4 in a row!

[Djshockley3]

Its alright for barners to post there crap about everyone, but when somebody says somethin bout them they go off the deep end.

[autiger1126]

I think I'll go out on a limb and say that auburn gets the most crap of any team, especially since there are so many bama fans on here. but thats part of the rivalry between us. we post crap on bama too. just a lot more crap on auburn since you guys outnumber us 10 to 1. doesn't bother me personally, but i can see how some might get annoyed seeing one in 5 posts being trash talk and every other one turning into trash talk.

[azamugg]

I think I'll go out on a limb and say that auburn gets the most crap of any team, especially since there are so many bama fans on here. but thats part of the rivalry between us. we post crap on bama too. just a lot more crap on auburn since you guys outnumber us 10 to 1. doesn't bother me personally, but i can see how some might get annoyed seeing one in 5 posts being trash talk and every other one turning into trash talk.
unlike Jay Bee who posts from a meth lab/tackle & bait shop, you have some sense and if what you said were true I would agree but to be objective I don't see the trash talk and if so it's said in jest and not with venom and tobacco juice

[Jay Bee]

unlike Jay Bee who posts from a meth lab/tackle & bait shop, you have some sense and if what you said were true I would agree but to be objective I don't see the trash talk and if so it's said in jest and not with venom and tobacco juice

Oh, so if y'all post it's in jest, but if I post it's venom... This is the trash talk area, right? I promise I'm jesting, but if you want to take it otherwise, go for it!

WDE!
jb

"I don't hate Alabama, just the folks that root for them".
My brother to my bammer uncle, circa 1990

[AuburnandGamecockGirl]

Ok, I came back to read what happened after my post. I admit that. I did post in haste yesterday. And yes, as a female, I am sure I am very moody sometimes...yeah, feel sorry for my husband. I admit I was in a horrible mood yesterday. There are many things going on in my life right now that involve medical problems with my mother, problems dealing with my autistic stepson, I hate my job....and I could go on and on... I was coming in here to apologize for my haste and to say that I just took it the wrong way. I am however tired of Auburn getting the brunt of most things on here. All of the posts saying that Auburn made the whole SEC look bad in the bowl game just pissed me off. For the people who think that I am pm'ing Chris, ask Chris about that. I don't think I have EVER pm'd Chris about anything, much less to complain about anyone on here. I have NEVER pm'd an administrator or moderator on here to complain about a single person on here or about a post on here. I had to come back and make a post defending myself on that. And...I thought some people were my friends and then read what they said about me...If that person reads this, they know who they are. And I want Chris or any other moderator on here to reply to this message... and please post any message I have ever sent them. I have never once complained about anyone on this board, so before you go pointing your fingers get the facts straight.

[jneesy]

I think I'll go out on a limb and say that auburn gets the most crap of any team, especially since there are so many bama fans on here. but thats part of the rivalry between us. we post crap on bama too. just a lot more crap on auburn since you guys outnumber us 10 to 1. doesn't bother me personally, but i can see how some might get annoyed seeing one in 5 posts being trash talk and every other one turning into trash talk.

i dont pick on y'all the most just ask the vol fans around here :D :D :D


its all in jest anyway ;)

[autiger1126]

FEAR THE BADGER (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/)



almost as good as this one


or this from a tide site

In response to the "Honk if you sacked Brodie" bumper stickers:

1. Honk if you won 10 games this season.

2. Honk if you sat with four fingers up your butt for six weeks, while
sporting your poop-eating grin, instead of making a game plan for your bowl
game.

3. Honk if you embarrassed your conference by getting dominated by a slow
Big Ten team with three losses.

4. Honk if your team didn't give up over 400 yards of offense in a game the
entire season: honk twice if you gave up more than 500 to a middle of the
pack offense.

5. Honk if you won 10 games and finished in the top 10 with eight fewer
scholarship players than everyone else, and without your #1 playmaker and #1
offensive lineman for the season.

6. Honk if you view a 10 win season as meeting expectations, and you will
not organize a parade and order rings to celebrate it.

7. Honk if in your program's worst hour you still have managed to have two
ten win seasons during the four year stretch.

8. Honk if your coach acts as if he has won before after achieving success.
9. Honk if you've been to 53 bowl games (NCAA record), and won 30 of them
(also an NCAA record).

10. Honk if you've had 28, 10-win seasons (yet another NCAA record).

11. Honk if you’re still Auburn.
12. Honk if you can't wait for next year, and the next year, and the next
year
1. Honk if you won 10 and lost the biggest one.

2. Honk if you still talk about how big you won 3 of 4 quarters and yet somehow lost the game.

3. Honk if you embarrassed your conference with signing more coaches than players in the last 10 years.

4. Honk if you are still focusing on your rivals' bowl loss because it makes you feel better about them kicking your ass.

5. Honk if you talk about your "savior" QB who just won his first bowl game in 5 years and never beat Auburn.

6. Honk if you sit out your bowl game because you can't pass remedial English (or some other undisclosed reason)

7. Honk if your coach never beat his archrival.

8. Honk if you're on probation because you cheated and got put on probation again because you cheated...and it still wasn't your fault.

9. Honk if you've never produced a Heisman Trophy winner

10. Honk if you've never been inside a Bama classroom.

11. Honk if you ever had a coach involved in a sex scandal.

12. Honk if you ever had three coaches in a year.

13. Honk if you carried your kicker off the field after beating the worst Ole Miss team in decades.

14. Honk if you've never beaten your archrival in your own stadium.

15. Honk if you have to keep pointing to the 1960s and 1970s when talking about how great your program is.......today.

16. Honk if you got your butt handed to by the team you're talking about in your list.


After all that honking I'm going to have to put up a sign...

Horn broken. Watch for THUMB!

[autiger1126]

this is all in jest of course

[jneesy]

at least ours was somewhat true thats why it is funny

you can sit on that thumb and twist









































hehe :D :D :D

[Jay Bee]

at least ours was somewhat true thats why it is funny

you can sit on that thumb and twist
hehe :D :D :D


I guess funny is in the eyes of the beholder, eh?

So please enlighten us, which of those isn't true??

WDE!
jb

[BamaDude06]

I will give Auburn SOME credit, at least they didn't lead 28-7 at half time and lose or lose to A team that really only played one really good team this season (and got stomped) from the Big Leas...er East.




:eek: I just *sorta defended* Auburn :eek:
Lord I apologize, and be with the starving pigmeys(?) down in New Guinea, Amen.

[GeauxTo]

unlike Jay Bee who posts from a meth lab/tackle & bait shop
Now that is just dang funny! I laughed out loud.
Didn't you laugh at that AuburnandGamecockGirl? It was funnier than my poem.
:D

[AuburnandGamecockGirl]

Now that is just dang funny! I laughed out loud.
Didn't you laugh at that AuburnandGamecockGirl? It was funnier than my poem.
:D

LOL, yeah I do have to admit that only in the South...probably mostly in Alabama can you find a combination of meth lab/tackle & bait shop! At least we are using our space wisely! I wouldn't be surprised if it also had an Auto parts store and Chinese restaurant included in it as well...LOL. I am not saying that towards any of our posters on here. I am saying that towards all of the rednecks in Alabama...and I live there so I can say that!

[Jay Bee]

LOL, yeah I do have to admit that only in the South...probably mostly in Alabama can you find a combination of meth lab/tackle & bait shop! At least we are using our space wisely! I wouldn't be surprised if it also had an Auto parts store and Chinese restaurant included in it as well...LOL. I am not saying that towards any of our posters on here. I am saying that towards all of the rednecks in Alabama...and I live there so I can say that!

What are you talking about! :D

WDE!
jb

[GeauxTo]

[QUOTE=BamaDude06][QUOTE]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/PGBaritoneGuy06/champs.jpg
BamaDude, that is a nifty looking signature!
:)

[jneesy]

LOL, yeah I do have to admit that only in the South...probably mostly in Alabama can you find a combination of meth lab/tackle & bait shop! At least we are using our space wisely! I wouldn't be surprised if it also had an Auto parts store and Chinese restaurant included in it as well...LOL. I am not saying that towards any of our posters on here. I am saying that towards all of the rednecks in Alabama...and I live there so I can say that!


and its got to also contain a title loan/used car lot :D

[Bamabelle in georgia]

What is so funny to me is that because Alabama won their bowl game and Auburn lost theirs....they seem to think they are dominant over Auburn...If I recall correctly, Auburn STOMPED Alabama so all of you who think your team is so much better just because of a bowl game need to re-think that.

"WE" don't necessarily think we are 'dominant' over y'all. We remember the stomping from a few weeks ago....it's just that we're Alabama and you're not. It's a state of mind. On second thought, maybe we are dominant.

Got twelve?
:D

[GeauxTo]

"WE" don't necessarily think we are 'dominant' over y'all. We remember the stomping from a few weeks ago....it's just that we're Alabama and you're not. It's a state of mind. On second thought, maybe we are dominant.

Got twelve?
:D
Hey man. Are we playing today? Roll Tide Roll!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/jakebogdan/root/november/RedNeck.jpg

[crimsonnation713]

Hey man. Are we playing today? Roll Tide Roll!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/jakebogdan/root/november/RedNeck.jpg


ok geaux....just cause nobodys pickin on you guys ( not yet)...quit straddlin the fence... :D RTR!!!!!!

[supergenius]

ok geaux....just cause nobodys pickin on you guys ( not yet)...quit straddlin the fence... :D RTR!!!!!!
Geaux is the Finebaum of SECTalk. :eek: RTR

[azamugg]

Geaux is the Finebaum of SECTalk. :eek: RTR
don't insult Geaux like that.......let me enlighten a few of you on Finebaum in case you haven't ever stopped and thought about it.......think of women and soap operas, horrible drama and fascination issues.....well that's what Finebaum is doing to our beloved sport, making it into a soap opera and hypnotizing men into falling into it..........he makes me sick, I remember him calling Joe Kines the lousiest excuse of DC ever, and still says Shula is a joke AFTER forgetting saying 4 years ago "Alabama should be lucky to have Shula cuz no one else wants the job " because of the probation and its upcoming effects....I've decided I can't patronize his show any more..........I love a jokster but he's a b**ch and probably a hermaphrodite

[AuburnandGamecockGirl]

"WE" don't necessarily think we are 'dominant' over y'all. We remember the stomping from a few weeks ago....it's just that we're Alabama and you're not. It's a state of mind. On second thought, maybe we are dominant.

Got twelve?
:D

Oh, you are so right, Bamabelle. Thanks for clearing that up for me. I will bow down to all the Bama fans from now on. Just please ask them to brush their tooth and clean up the area around them where they have been "spittin' their tobaccer juice" first. :D

[jneesy]

Oh, you are so right, Bamabelle. Thanks for clearing that up for me. I will bow down to all the Bama fans from now on. Just please ask them to brush their tooth and clean up the area around them where they have been "spittin' their tobaccer juice" first. :D


WOOOOOHOOOOO......CATFIGHT!!! :D

[Wincrimson]

Whadda mean "got twelve?" She's showing you how many championships they have in her sig.

See Aubie holding up that pretty "1" ;D

[GeauxTo]

Just please ask them to brush their tooth
Now THAT is funny! And clever!
:D