gatorsgoturban05
12-28-2005, 12:39 PM
FSU and Tenn. meet in a bowl game this year.
The captains meet at mid-field - the Tenn. captain asks “What does that FSU stand for?”
The semi-hole replies “FLORIDA STOMPED US!!!”
The FSU captain in return asks “What does that UT stand for?”
The Tenn. captain says “US TOO!!!!!!”
General Schwarzkopf was walking through the desert during the Gulf War when he found a lamp on the ground. He picked it up, rubbed, and out came a genie. The genie said to the General, "I grant you one wish." The General replied, "I wish that we win this war. Here is a map of the desert and all the war parties. Please make us win the war." The Genie responded, "I am not that powerful of a genie. I cannot grant that wish". "Well," the general responds, "then can you have Florida State beat Florida this year?"
After a moment, the genie says, "Let me see that map again."
The captains meet at mid-field - the Tenn. captain asks “What does that FSU stand for?”
The semi-hole replies “FLORIDA STOMPED US!!!”
The FSU captain in return asks “What does that UT stand for?”
The Tenn. captain says “US TOO!!!!!!”
General Schwarzkopf was walking through the desert during the Gulf War when he found a lamp on the ground. He picked it up, rubbed, and out came a genie. The genie said to the General, "I grant you one wish." The General replied, "I wish that we win this war. Here is a map of the desert and all the war parties. Please make us win the war." The Genie responded, "I am not that powerful of a genie. I cannot grant that wish". "Well," the general responds, "then can you have Florida State beat Florida this year?"
After a moment, the genie says, "Let me see that map again."