RowdyRebel
11-24-2005, 10:24 PM
A boy was riding his bicycle and saw a little girl running from a huge bulldog... he rides up oto her quick and pounces the animal... a newspaper reporter just so happened to see the boy so he runs to him pad and pen in han and loosk at him
Reporter:"I can see it now.... OLE MISS REBEL FAN DEFEATS RIVAL MASCOT TO SAVE CHILD"
Boy:Im not a rebel"
Reporter: USM EAGLE SWOOPS DOWN ON ANIMAL TO PROTECT THE YOUNG
Boy: I dont like Southern
Reporter: MSU BULLDOG SACRIFICES MASCOT TO PROTECT LIFE
Boy: I aint a bulldog fan
Reporter: "getting peeved now he asks who the boy does like"
The Next day in the paper the headline reads "DIRTY LSU COONASS SLAUGHTERS A DEFENSELESS PUPPY"
Reporter:"I can see it now.... OLE MISS REBEL FAN DEFEATS RIVAL MASCOT TO SAVE CHILD"
Boy:Im not a rebel"
Reporter: USM EAGLE SWOOPS DOWN ON ANIMAL TO PROTECT THE YOUNG
Boy: I dont like Southern
Reporter: MSU BULLDOG SACRIFICES MASCOT TO PROTECT LIFE
Boy: I aint a bulldog fan
Reporter: "getting peeved now he asks who the boy does like"
The Next day in the paper the headline reads "DIRTY LSU COONASS SLAUGHTERS A DEFENSELESS PUPPY"