The Great Iron Bowl

[Eaglefan]

OK keep it clean and lets have fun with this all week long guys and girls.....

I will start it off.....

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Alabama fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Alabama fans too.

Not really knowing what an Alabama fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little girl named Jane has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not an Alabama fan" she reports. Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm a proud Auburn Fan" the girl said! The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Jane, "Why are you an Auburn Fan?" "Well, my Dad and Mom are Auburn fans, so I'm an Auburn fan, too," she responds. The teacher is angry now. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" Jane smiles and says, "Then I'd be an Alabama fan."

WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!!!

[IH8Orange]

OK keep it clean and lets have fun with this all week long guys and girls.....

I will start it off.....

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Alabama fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Alabama fans too.

Not really knowing what an Alabama fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little girl named Jane has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not an Alabama fan" she reports. Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm a proud Auburn Fan" the girl said! The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Jane, "Why are you an Auburn Fan?" "Well, my Dad and Mom are Auburn fans, so I'm an Auburn fan, too," she responds. The teacher is angry now. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" Jane smiles and says, "Then I'd be an Alabama fan."

WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!!!


Yeah I heard the same joke but making fun of John Kerry. It's easy to replace names.

[Denny Chimes]

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An oldie, but a goodie! :D

[Eaglefan]

One day in a bus station, one man approached another and said, "I bet your from the University of Alabama." "Why yes I am" answered the other. "How could you tell, was it my good looks, my debonair charm, my taste in clothing?" "No," replied the first, "I saw your class ring as you were picking your nose."

[usafbamafan]

One day in a bus station, one man approached another and said, "I bet your from the University of Alabama." "Why yes I am" answered the other. "How could you tell, was it my good looks, my debonair charm, my taste in clothing?" "No," replied the first, "I saw your class ring as you were picking your nose."

Now thats funny!! :D

[Jordan]

A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Auburn joke. The bartender says, "Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I'm an Auburn fan. See that guy at the end of the bar? He's 6-4 and weighs 250 and he's an Auburn fan, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He's 6-6 and weighs 280 and he's an Auburn fan, too! Now, do you still want to tell your Auburn joke?" The guy says, "Nah." To which the bartender smiles and says, "What's the matter? Are you chicken?" The guy says, "Nah. I just don't want to have to explain it three times."

[Eaglefan]

It was recently announced that a franchise was building a new Taco Bell in Tuscaloosa. The University's response was "Why do we need another phone company?"

[nooneLT]

Tommy Tuberville had his Auburn team out at the flag pole one day, with the hopes of getting another one.
Mike Shula came walking by and said, "Tommy, what are you and your team doing?"
Tommy replied, "Well Mike, we are trying to measure the flagpole for a new one."
Well Mike sat there and watched one Auburn player climb the pole and at halfway he slid down. Then the next Auburn player tried climbing the pole and slid down at the halfway mark.
Mike watched for about an hour as each Auburn player had a try at measuring this pole.
Finally he got up and said, "Tommy, if you want the measurement of this pole, why don't you take it out of the ground and lay it down, then measure it?"
Tommy responded with, "Mike, we are trying to measure the height of this pole, not the width!!!"





How to confuse an Aubie. Show em two shovels and ask them to take their pick.

[BAMAMARINE]

I thought this pic was pretty funny

http://www.wrrx.com/thumbs/bamamarine/littleaufan.jpg (http://www.wrrx.com/images/bamamarine/littleaufan.jpg)

[GAMECOCK_FAN]

Since I can't show favoritism to either team (and we have no Clemson fans on this site), here's one for each team......

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Two Alabama grads were building a house. One was on a ladder nailing. He would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at it, and either toss it over his shoulder or drive it into the wood.

After a while, the other Alabama grad couldn't stand it any longer and yelled up, "Why are you throwing some of those nails away?"

The first grad explained, "When I pull it out of my nail pouch, if it's pointed toward me I throw it away. If it's pointed toward the house, I know it's a good nail!"

The second grad got upset, explaining, "Don't throw away those nails that are pointed toward you! They're for the other side of the house!"

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An Auburn grad was hunting in the woods. He came upon a beautiful woman laying naked in the grass. "Are you game?", he asked.

The woman said "yes."

So he shot her.

[Eaglefan]

There was an Alabama fan in a bar watching the game on tv. Every time they scored a touchdown, his dog would bark uncontrollably. The bartender asked, "What does he do when Alabama scores a touchdown?" The man replied, "I don't know, I've only had him for 8 years...."

[nooneLT]

There was an Alabama fan in a bar watching the game on tv. Every time they scored a touchdown, his dog would bark uncontrollably. The bartender asked, "What does he do when Alabama scores a touchdown?" The man replied, "I don't know, I've only had him for 8 years...."

so he barks when alabama scores a td, but he doesn't know? :confused:

[Jordan]

so he barks when alabama scores a td, but he doesn't know? :confused:
Back when I first heard that joke years ago, the question was "What does he do when Alabama wins at Auburn?"

At that time, we hadn't won a game there.

[Denny Chimes]

Speaks for itself:
http://home.hiwaay.net/~pcasteel/aubfamily.html

:D

[supergenius]

A classic! Thx for the reminder Denny. RTR

[Eaglefan]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b213/breaglefan/bamawedding.jpg