Crimson Turd's Top 10

[ScreamingTiger]

The top 10 reasons why the Alabama football team is really better than they played last Saturday.

10. We had some key injuries

9. Ole Miss played inspired football

8. It was an early game

7. It was an away game

6. The game was after a bye week

5. Ole Miss played their best game of the season

4. Ole Miss is better than most people think

3. We played our worst game of the season

2. The team just needed a wake up call

1. John Parker Wilson spiked the Gatorade again!!


Same lame excuses every time they squeak one out against an "inferior" opponent. Funny how bammer homers can't just fess up and admit that they really aren't all that great. :rolleyes:

[supergenius]

The top 10 reasons why the Alabama football team is really better than they played last Saturday.

10. We had some key injuries

9. Ole Miss played inspired football

8. It was an early game

7. It was an away game

6. The game was after a bye week

5. Ole Miss played their best game of the season

4. Ole Miss is better than most people think

3. We played our worst game of the season

2. The team just needed a wake up call

1. John Parker Wilson spiked the Gatorade again!!


Same lame excuses every time they squeak one out against an "inferior" opponent. Funny how they can't just fess up and admit that they really aren't all that great. :rolleyes:


That is # 5 to you loser. That Ga. Tech loss justs keeps getting worse and worse. Nice to see that you are playing a team this week that will allow you to be on tv. That will be sweet for the 9 people in and around opelika u that actually have tvs. RTR

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[BAMAMARINE]

The top 5 reasons it is easy to laugh at Awburn

5. Auburn went 1-7 in the SEC in 1998, fired their head coach half-way through the season, promise the job to their defensive coordinator, then hired the head coach of the only SEC team that they managed to beat, to be their new head coach, prompting their defensive coordinator to retire and later sue them for not making him coach, which he claims they promised him.

4.We'll end up having the No. 1 recruiting class in America", was the claim of Willie Northern, a 1998 signee of Auburn. The experts didn't agree ranking the Auburn class as 51st in the nation. 7 of the 28 players of that class failed to qualify, and Willie Northern himself was cut from the team.

3. Auburn has the same number of SEC titles as Georgia Tech, who hasn't been a member of the SEC in 40 years.

2. Alot of schools have had brushes with the NCAA. However, Auburn is truly in a class by themselves, when it comes to breaking the rules. Auburn is currently tied with being the most penalized team in history, and even their tennis and golf teams were put on probation...AT THE SAME TIME!!! Auburn cheated at TENNIS AND GOLF!!! Over the last 4 decades every Auburn football coach (except Tuberville), or AD, or BOTH, has had to appear before the NCAA Committee on Infractions for SERIOUS VIOLATIONS.

1. What do Camp Griffin, CENTRE HIGH SCHOOL, Davidson, George Washington, Georgia Navy P-F, Manhattan, Maxwell Field, Memphis, Santa Clara, Sewanee, SMU and Vanderbilt have in common? Auburn has an ALL-TIME losing record against each of these teams. I'm not sure which is worse, Centre High School or Vanderbilt? I guess that was before you could buy teams out of games.

[blues_cap]

The top 10 reasons why the Alabama football team is really better than they played last Saturday.

10. We had some key injuries

9. Ole Miss played inspired football

8. It was an early game

7. It was an away game

6. The game was after a bye week

5. Ole Miss played their best game of the season

4. Ole Miss is better than most people think

3. We played our worst game of the season

2. The team just needed a wake up call

1. John Parker Wilson spiked the Gatorade again!!


Same lame excuses every time they squeak one out against an "inferior" opponent. Funny how bammer homers can't just fess up and admit that they really aren't all that great. :rolleyes:

that is pretty funny. it is real funny considering the fact that i work with 2 alabama fans and i heard every excuse you just named except for #1. not getting in the argument whether bama is overrated or not, but what you just said is true.

i even heard 3 in one when a guy told me, "always take the points when bama is favored on the road after a bye week, especially when they go to ole miss." true story. come to think of it, the guy was nice enough to let me in on this inside info on monday, after i had lost money on bama.

[supergenius]

The top 5 reasons it is easy to laugh at Awburn

5. Auburn went 1-7 in the SEC in 1998, fired their head coach half-way through the season, promise the job to their defensive coordinator, then hired the head coach of the only SEC team that they managed to beat, to be their new head coach, prompting their defensive coordinator to retire and later sue them for not making him coach, which he claims they promised him.

4.We'll end up having the No. 1 recruiting class in America", was the claim of Willie Northern, a 1998 signee of Auburn. The experts didn't agree ranking the Auburn class as 51st in the nation. 7 of the 28 players of that class failed to qualify, and Willie Northern himself was cut from the team.

3. Auburn has the same number of SEC titles as Georgia Tech, who hasn't been a member of the SEC in 40 years.

2. Alot of schools have had brushes with the NCAA. However, Auburn is truly in a class by themselves, when it comes to breaking the rules. Auburn is currently tied with being the most penalized team in history, and even their tennis and golf teams were put on probation...AT THE SAME TIME!!! Auburn cheated at TENNIS AND GOLF!!! Over the last 4 decades every Auburn football coach (except Tuberville), or AD, or BOTH, has had to appear before the NCAA Committee on Infractions for SERIOUS VIOLATIONS.

1. What do Camp Griffin, CENTRE HIGH SCHOOL, Davidson, George Washington, Georgia Navy P-F, Manhattan, Maxwell Field, Memphis, Santa Clara, Sewanee, SMU and Vanderbilt have in common? Auburn has an ALL-TIME losing record against each of these teams. I'm not sure which is worse, Centre High School or Vanderbilt? I guess that was before you could buy teams out of games.


You failed to mention that the barn nearly lost their academic accreditation not once but twice in the last 8 years. Just think, if that would have happened, there would not have been a turnip to be found in Lee County for sometime. RTR!

[ScreamingTiger]

BammerMarine: Your digging in the archives again. Get some new original material or get your lazy ass back to the bench with HSVTider.

[Eaglefan]

3. Auburn has the same number of SEC titles as Georgia Tech, who hasn't been a member of the SEC in 40 years.

Was I dreaming or did we not win it last year???

At least we were not 3rd in the Nation one time and go 3-8 man I bet that still hurts really really bad too.

[supergenius]

At least we were not 3rd in the Nation one time and go 3-8 man I bet that still hurts really really bad too
Nice try! How about pre-season # 1 and proceed to get your ass handed to you and out of the top 25 before most teams had played 2 games. Better luck next time! Next Barner, step right up! RTR

[BAMAMARINE]

BammerMarine: Your digging in the archives again. Get some new original material or get your lazy ass back to the bench with HSVTider.

I would try to get some new material, but since Arkansas doesnt feel that its games with your precious Tigers are important enough to televise, I guess I will have to wait till next week

[BAMAMARINE]

3. Auburn has the same number of SEC titles as Georgia Tech, who hasn't been a member of the SEC in 40 years.

Was I dreaming or did we not win it last year???

.

yes you are right sorry, so let me get this right, you have won 1 more SEC title than Georgia Tech who hasnt played in the SEC in 40 some odd years. :p

[ScreamingTiger]

I would try to get some new material, but since Arkansas doesnt feel that its games with your precious Tigers are important enough to televise, I guess I will have to wait till next week

Frank B. just knew AU would most likely BBQ the Hogs in front of a less than capacity crowd. He really had no choice but to black out the broadcast and avoid further embarrassment :o

Alafats do forget! It was your precious Crimson Turd's that had to struggle late into the fourth quarter at home this year to pull out a win over the piggies. How many yards did they gain against your tremendous (lol) defense? They gained more than you gained on them and much more than they gained against the Tigers. We heard some of the same lame-o excuses following that game and the Southern Miss game too. :p

[BAMAMARINE]

QUOTE=BAMAMARINE]I would try to get some new material, but since Arkansas doesnt feel that its games with your precious Tigers are important enough to televise, I guess I will have to wait till next week[/QUOTE]

Frank B. just knew AU would most likely BBQ the Hogs in front of a less than capacity crowd. He really had no choice but to black out the broadcast and avoid further embarrassment :o

Now who is making excuses? I think he thought that the 9 people in Opelika that wanted to watch it wasnt worth the effort.

[BAMAMARINE]

Alafats do forget! It was your precious Crimson Turd's that had to struggle late into the fourth quarter at home this year to pull out a win over the piggies. How many yards did they gain against your tremendous (lol) defense? They gained more than you gained on them and much more than they gained against the Tigers. We heard some of the same lame-o excuses following that game and the Southern Miss game too. :p

You are right, but we still won, didnt your team lose to that Mechanical college from Georgia?

[ScreamingTiger]

Now who is making excuses? I think he thought that the 9 people in Opelika that wanted to watch it wasnt worth the effort.

Now your copying off of SG's paper. Hang in there little buddy. You'll get the hang of this before too long. :D

[ScreamingTiger]

The top 10 reasons why the Alabama football team is really better than they played last Saturday.

10. We had some key injuries

9. Ole Miss played inspired football

8. It was an early game

7. It was an away game

6. The game was after a bye week

5. Ole Miss played their best game of the season

4. Ole Miss is better than most people think

3. We played our worst game of the season

2. The team just needed a wake up call

1. John Parker Wilson spiked the Gatorade again!!


oh, I almost forgot....
#11 They were caught looking ahead to the UT game next week. :o

[GeauxTo]

Ha-Ha-Ha

Now the Bammers and The Barn are fighting!!
This is great!!
:D

[Cianne]

We need some Tulane fans or something to make fun of Geaux, or I could just go "Neener neener neener" about Miles again.

[ScreamingTiger]

I heard on the radio today that CFN ranked Miles as the #1 coach in the SEC so far this year. They also projected LSU to win in Atlanta. I can see them winning the championship but what in the hell has Miles ( :eek: ) done to name him the best SEC coach at this point? :confused:

[GAMECOCK_FAN]

I heard on the radio today that CFN ranked Miles as the #1 coach in the SEC so far this year. They also projected LSU to win in Atlanta. I can see them winning the championship but what in the hell has Miles ( :eek: ) done to name him the best SEC coach at this point? :confused:
He's had to put up with GeauxTo as a fan. That in itself earns him coach of the year honors. :D

[GeauxTo]

I heard on the radio today that CFN ranked Miles as the #1 coach in the SEC so far this year. They also projected LSU to win in Atlanta. I can see them winning the championship but what in the hell has Miles ( :eek: ) done to name him the best SEC coach at this point? :confused:
He's given me several near heart attacks.
:D

[autiger1126]

At least we were not 3rd in the Nation one time and go 3-8 man I bet that still hurts really really bad too
Nice try! How about pre-season # 1 and proceed to get your ass handed to you and out of the top 25 before most teams had played 2 games. Better luck next time! Next Barner, step right up! RTR
I'm failing to see how this is worse, 3-8 as opposed to 8-5. (pre-season number 1 by one magazine, woo-who)

[supergenius]

I'm failing to see how this is worse, 3-8 as opposed to 8-5. (pre-season number 1 by one magazine, woo-who)
You fail at a lot of things, but we do not have time for that. Look out barners, you are about to play a real team and it's only late October! RTR

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[ScreamingTiger]

Don't waist any time trying to understand the blind bammers living on fantasy island autiger1126. Once again, they cannot face the grim reality of their mediocre present day football program. The bammer spammers are just trying to divert eyes from the fact that they cannot publicly admit their team is overrated this year.

[supergenius]

Don't waist any time trying to understand the blind bammers living on fantasy island autiger1126. Once again, they cannot face the grim reality of their mediocre present day football program. The bammer spammers are just trying to divert eyes from the fact that they cannot publicly admit their team is overrated this year.
Just keep redrawing your paddles wannabe! RTR

[Neo]

Ha-Ha-Ha

Now the Bammers and The Barn are fighting!!
This is great!!
:D



Yeah! :D

Can you believe it? For once it's someone other than me vs. the Tiders. :D :cool:

[supergenius]

Yeah! :D

Can you believe it? For once it's someone other than me vs. the Tiders. :D :cool:

Yeah, you cocks have been pretty quite since we circumcised you, soon the barners will meet their fate. RTR!!


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[Tidetalk]

Speaking of excuses, here are Screaming Tiger's excuses after the Southern Cow/ Ga Tech debacle:

"lol.....exactly what I did.

Takes a day to cool off after a game like that.

No worries. GT started out hot. AU recoverd and if it wasn't for all the mental mistakes and crappy calls, they would have won that one. Look at the big picture...AU had more total yards & more first downs. It wasn't so bad. The defense turned it on after the 1st and AU was wearing them down on the line after the half.

It was Cox's first start and Gibb's first game as D. Co. Both looked confused. The mental mistakes will be corrected and confidence restored after eating up a few cupcakes."

[ScreamingTiger]

No worries if we lose to LSU....we're a 6.5 dog so it's expected. A win will just be more icing.

[supergenius]

Speaking of excuses, here are Screaming Tiger's excuses after the Southern Cow/ Ga Tech debacle:

"lol.....exactly what I did.

Takes a day to cool off after a game like that.

No worries. GT started out hot. AU recoverd and if it wasn't for all the mental mistakes and crappy calls, they would have won that one. Look at the big picture...AU had more total yards & more first downs. It wasn't so bad. The defense turned it on after the 1st and AU was wearing them down on the line after the half.

It was Cox's first start and Gibb's first game as D. Co. Both looked confused. The mental mistakes will be corrected and confidence restored after eating up a few cupcakes."


Too funny. Your up wannabe!! RTR

[ScreamingTiger]

yeah TideTalk...and your point is?? I also said that GT had a superior game plan, out coached us and outplayed us in the first quarter. I don't live in fantasy land like you. I'm not afraid to admit that my team screwed up.

[supergenius]

No worries if we lose to LSU....we're a 6.5 dog so it's expected. A win will just be more icing.
You keep telling yourself that! Forward that quote to little bobby lowder, I'm sure he will love it! RTR

[ScreamingTiger]

get a grip SG. You can't win them all every year and unlike you, I don't get my panties in a wad if we happen to lose a game or play like crap against pansies like bama does every year.

Fact is, LSU has better players this year and Auburn is playing at thier place this time. It will be no big surprise if it's thier turn to win. This Auburn team is doing just fine and I expect them to be even better next year. Puff a smoke....no sweat.

[supergenius]

get a grip SG. You can't win them all every year and unlike you, I don't get my panties in a wad if we happen to lose a game or play like crap against pansies like bama does every year.

Fact is, LSU has better players this year and Auburn is playing at thier place this time. It will be no big surprise if it's thier turn to win. This Auburn team is doing just fine and I expect them to be even better next year. Puff a smoke....no sweat.
First of all, you have not known me when Bama has LOST a game,so you have no knowledge of my panties!. Second, a win is a win. Sweet Dreams little brother! RTR

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[ScreamingTiger]

Sorry, you just seem to fit the typical cry baby bammer mold. You did admit that you have panties so I can only assume I'm right. I guess we'll just have to wait and see. Nighty night baby bammer....keep on wet dreaming in those crimson stained panties. ;)

[supergenius]

I suggest tylenol and lots of water before you pass out! RTR

[ScreamingTiger]

I suggest tylenol and lots of water before you pass out! RTR
good call....we'll take this up again another time. I'm about to start typing like DJShockley. ;)

[Neo]

This is turning into a slugfest. There are more jabs being thrown here than in the Rocky series. :cool:

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[ScreamingTiger]

To the end.

SG will lose.

If he dies, he dies.

I must break you.

[atlabama]

My, what a beaming light of academic insight Awbarn is......

http://www.ag.auburn.edu/poul/

[supergenius]

To the end.

SG will lose.

If he dies, he dies.

I must break you.
Harder, hit me harder, is that all you got? You ain't so bad!! RTR

[BAMAMARINE]

hey screamingtiger you know any good restaurants around huntsville? I started working here about a month ago, and i am getting tired of leftovers.

[GAMECOCK_FAN]

hey screamingtiger you know any good restaurants around huntsville? I started working here about a month ago, and i am getting tired of leftovers.
Bamamarine.....I just got back from Huntsville on business. I travel to Huntsville every month or two (usually). I ate at Tim's Cajun Kitchen last night on Jordan Lane (right next to where I-565 crosses Jordan Lane). It is sort of hard to see from the road unless you're looking for it. The food is very good. This was the 2nd time I've eaten there and I recommend it if you like cajun food/seafood.

I'm sure HSVTider or screamingtiger can give you more recommendations since they live there.

[BAMAMARINE]

Thanks Gamecock Fan one of my co-workers also recommended it to me. I think I might go check it out Fri.

[greggspacho]

I heard on the radio today that CFN ranked Miles as the #1 coach in the SEC so far this year. They also projected LSU to win in Atlanta. I can see them winning the championship but what in the hell has Miles ( :eek: ) done to name him the best SEC coach at this point? :confused:

Even though Vandy has lost its last 3 i would vote for Bobby Johnson as SEC coach of the year.

[BAMAMARINE]

Even though Vandy has lost its last 3 i would vote for Bobby Johnson as SEC coach of the year.

i could maybe agree with you 2 weeks ago, but they will lose more than three, they will be lucky to end up with a 6-5 record, I hardly think that constitutes a SEC Coach of the year award. ;)

[ScreamingTiger]

Harder, hit me harder, is that all you got? You ain't so bad!!

RTR
Shh! Let me tell you a little story about a man named Shh!

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Just know I have a whole bag of shhh! with your name on it. (http://koti.mbnet.fi/badbee/wavs/shh.wav) :D

[rolltide5590]

man u auburn fans these days.....never learn there lesson, just save your talk for the game

[ScreamingTiger]

hey screamingtiger you know any good restaurants around huntsville? I started working here about a month ago, and i am getting tired of leftovers.
yeah definitely check out Sammy's Sports Bar & Steakhouse (http://www.sammyssportsbarandsteakhouse.com/index.html) and Rosie's Mexican Cantina. Both on University Drive.

[HSVTider]

Awww is ScreamingTiger getting a little upset???

Poooor Barner Baby!

Freakin' grow up man. You sound like Urban Cryer in here.

I know it kills you that Bama is on its way back.

If Auburn would measure its success by itself instead of making everything relative to what Alabama's doing, then you might make some noise on the national scene on a consistent basis.

However, when you only aim to better than a team that at present is 16-15 over the last 2.5 years then what the hell do you expect?

Until you dumb@ss barners realize this truth that has long been realized by Bama, Tennessee, LSU, Notre Dame, Georgia, USC, etc., you'll continue to be the red headed step child that gets bitch slapped on a consistent basis both on the football field and in the polls. :eek: :cool:

How's that for coming off the bench eh? :D

[Jay Bee]

Let's see how big you're talkin' after Phat Phil's 3-2 Vols beat you again tomorrow!

WDE!
jb

[GeauxTo]

I know it kills you that Bama is on its way back.

Ha-Ha-Ha
Yeah... way back to the bottom of the polls.

Outta the Top Ten
And What Then??
All The Way Back
To The Very End!

Bye Bye Bammers!
:D

[HSVTider]

Let's see how big you're talkin' after Phat Phil's 3-2 Vols beat you again tomorrow!

WDE!
jb



Ha-Ha-Ha
Yeah... way back to the bottom of the polls.

Outta the Top Ten
And What Then??
All The Way Back
To The Very End!

Bye Bye Bammers!



Don't you guys worry. The game tomorrow isn't the end of it.

Everyone kicked us while we were down.

Tomorrow is just the beginning.

This won't be over..not for a long time.

[supergenius]

Let's see how big you're talkin' after Phat Phil's 3-2 Vols beat you again tomorrow!

WDE!
jb
Time to feed the pigs barner! RTR

[Jay Bee]

Don't you guys worry. The game tomorrow isn't the end of it.

Everyone kicked us while we were down.

Tomorrow is just the beginning.

This won't be over..not for a long time.

It's good to dream. Too bad you have to wake up. Your awesome display against Ole Sis last week was really the look into the future.
Here's a little song for you and not so supergenius..

Living In The Past

Happy and I'm smiling,
walk a mile to drink the Bear’s water.
You know I'd love to love you,
and above you there's no other.
We'll go walking out
while others shout of Shula’s disaster.
Oh, we won't give in,
let's go living in the past.

Once I used to join in
Every inbred boy and girl was my friend.
Now there's revolution, but they don't know
How to beat the Tigers they're fighting.
Let us close out eyes;
outside their lives go on much faster.
Oh, we won't give in,
we'll keep living in the past.

WDE!
jb

[HSVTider]

It's good to dream. Too bad you have to wake up. Your awesome display against Ole Sis last week was really the look into the future.
Here's a little song for you and not so supergenius..

Living In The Past

Happy and I'm smiling,
walk a mile to drink the Bear’s water.
You know I'd love to love you,
and above you there's no other.
We'll go walking out
while others shout of Shula’s disaster.
Oh, we won't give in,
let's go living in the past.

Once I used to join in
Every inbred boy and girl was my friend.
Now there's revolution, but they don't know
How to beat the Tigers they're fighting.
Let us close out eyes;
outside their lives go on much faster.
Oh, we won't give in,
we'll keep living in the past.

WDE!
jb

Keep talking barn yard boy! :D

[Jay Bee]

Keep talking barn yard boy! :D
That's the best you can come back with?
Bwahahahahahahaha!

Now bring me my fries!

WDE!
jb

[BAMAMARINE]

QUOTE=Jay Bee]It's good to dream. Too bad you have to wake up. Your awesome display against Ole Sis last week was really the look into the future.
Here's a little song for you and not so supergenius..

Living In The Past

Happy and I'm smiling,
walk a mile to drink the Bear’s water.
You know I'd love to love you,
and above you there's no other.
We'll go walking out
while others shout of Shula’s disaster.
Oh, we won't give in,
let's go living in the past.

Once I used to join in
Every inbred boy and girl was my friend.
Now there's revolution, but they don't know
How to beat the Tigers they're fighting.
Let us close out eyes;
outside their lives go on much faster.
Oh, we won't give in,
we'll keep living in the past.

WDE!
jb[/QUOTE]

You know you sure have some musical talent there. Maybe you should audition for American Idol or P.Diddy's making the band. :rolleyes:

Auburn were the men are men and the barn yard animals are scared.

[Jay Bee]

[[/QUOTE]

You know you sure have some musical talent there. Maybe you should audition for American Idol or P.Diddy's making the band. :rolleyes:

Auburn were the men are men and the barn yard animals are scared.[/QUOTE]

Marine -
Out of my respect for all of the men and women serving our country, I'll refrain from trashing you.
However, in a battle of wits your bammer buddies have arrived unarmed!

No big surprise.

WDE!
jb