Nasty Braves' Fans

[supergenius]

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2169046

[Spurrierismyhomeboy]

In the words of Cleveland "Oh thats nasty" I was actually at the Phillies series in June so I wonder if Im on that list and of course I washed!!!!!

[Cianne]

Momma taught me not to piss on my own hands.

[cocky4ever]

Momma taught me not to piss on my own hands.
I hope she taught you not to piss on other people's hands too :D

[AuburnandGamecockGirl]

Momma taught me not to piss on my own hands.

Dangit, you stole my answer...lol. :)

[fernandomike]

Momma taught me not to piss on my own hands.

Maybe its just me, but my Dad taught me how to pee.

[Cianne]

Maybe its just me, but my Dad taught me how to pee.

Clearly need to read the article to see why I chose what gender!

I hope she taught you not to piss on other people's hands too

Nah.

[ColonelKurtz]

Good Gawd Almighty what a slanted and biased report! Total ignorance of local & regional customs is what is exposed here!

Fact is, they 'snooped' on the facilities in the cheap seats where the immigrant and damn yankees sit, not where the native Southern Braves fans take their business.

The 'Paul Harvey' is that native Southern Men are 90% more likely to wash their hands BEFORE relieving themselves so as to keep 'it' clean.....for that 'enjoyable' ride home after the game. :eek: :D :D :D

[rabidcock]

Maybe its just me, but my Dad taught me how to pee.

I think Cianne is a girl.

[supergenius]

Good Gawd Almighty what a slanted and biased report! Total ignorance of local & regional customs is what is exposed here!

Fact is, they 'snooped' on the facilities in the cheap seats where the immigrant and damn yankees sit, not where the native Southern Braves fans take their business.

The 'Paul Harvey' is that native Southern Men are 90% more likely to wash their hands BEFORE relieving themselves so as to keep 'it' clean.....for that 'enjoyable' ride home after the game. :eek: :D :D :D

I was unaware that Atlanta had any native citizens. RTR

[GAMECOCK_FAN]

This sort of reminds me of the story about the little boy who came out of the bathroom at church. The pastor greeted the little boy, shook the little boys hand, and said: "Son, you didn't dry your hands very well after you washed them." The little boy then replied, "But preacher, I didn't WASH my hands." :eek:

[ScreamingTiger]

I was unaware that Atlanta had any native citizens. RTR

Good one!

No freakin way I'd ever live in Georgia especially filthy overcrowded Atlanta. They don't sell booze on Sunday!

[ColonelKurtz]

I was unaware that Atlanta had any native citizens. RTR

For a "supergenius", you sure don't know much... :D Yes, believe it or not, there is a small minority of Native Atlantans still maintaining pockets of dogged resistance to the relentless invasion of damn yankess, auburnites looking for work, toothless hillbillies seeking public assistance, and immigrants from all over the World, primarily mexicans. :D

While the cultural mixing is spinning things outta control somewhat, the explosion of ethnic eateries is a suprising and unexpected bonus. Within 5 miles of our bunker, I can sample the globe's cuisine and Adult beverages often for less dough than you could take a family of 4 to your nearby cow burger factory. As such, the Colonel's CO has ordered that dietary adjustments be instituted immediately as the midsection of the otherwise rock hardened physique has begun to bulge somewhat.... :(

[ScreamingTiger]

Traffic around Atlanta is what got me hating on GA so much.
What's going on out at the airport now?
They building runways over the interstate or what?

[volimhtown]

I find it very ironic that Turner Field would rank the worst on this subject. You'd think that if there were any Ballpark in the country in which the fans would routinely wash their hands of recent events, it would be Turner Field!!
But then again, it's probably not an accurate representation...with the Braves' impressive attendance numbers year in and year out, you might have to judge on the curve due to the small sampling of subjects in terms of numbers!!
GO ASTROS!!!!