Good news...

[Bean]

Caldwell gets medical redshirt for season, and gators pick up a commitment from the 31 rank offensive lineman, Maurice Hurt.

[uscrebel]

Caldwell gets medical redshirt for season, and gators pick up a commitment from the 31 rank offensive lineman, Maurice Hurt.

A comment on the title of your thread....GOOD NEWS....

Good news is:

A cure for cancer.
Discovering cold fusion.
An end to world hunger.
Peace in the Middle East.
A dramatic decrease in the infant mortality rate.


Good news is not now, nor has it ever been, any athlete from any school being told that he can get extra playing time because he hurt himself.

NEXT!

[Bean]

Calm down there mr. Rebel, It was just a coment, who peed in your cheerios.

[Bean]

You would think it was good news if you all actually done something this season!

[Bean]

And buy the way , it is good news for Florida, I didnt put it in a world peace thread did I.

[uscrebel]

You would think it was good news if you all actually done something this season!

From the Rebel's Dictionary"

Bean \Bean\ (b[=e]n), [OE. bene, AS. be['a]n; akin to D.
boon, G. bohne, OHG. p[=o]na, Icel. baun, Dan. b["o]nne, Sw.
b["o]na, and perh. to Russ. bob, L. faba.]

1. (n.) The name given various members of the legume family.
Noted primarily for their characteristically ugly appearance as well
as their ability to lower IQ and produce voluminous flatulence.

2. (n.) Individuals who bear resemblance to the legume family,
especially those with lower IQ's and the general aroma of flatulence.

3. (n.) Screen name adopted by users wishing to associate
themselves with flatulence and foolishness.

4. (v.) To strike an individual in the cranium.

Don't bean Bean! He's been eating beans and can't help acting like a bean.

[Bean]

Wow that is really funny, haha.And you rebels have a dictionary, very impressive.

[Bean]

And I believe if you asked any Florida fan ,that is good news.

[GatorNation]

And I believe if you asked any Florida fan ,that is good news.

It is good news. And I'd like to think a cure for cancer would prompt us to describe it as better than merely "good."

:)

[g8tor25]

It is good news. And I'd like to think a cure for cancer would prompt us to describe it as better than merely "good."

:)

Geez, people sure are getting touchy around here, huh GN? :)

[uscrebel]

It is good news. And I'd like to think a cure for cancer would prompt us to describe it as better than merely "good."

:)


From the Rebels' Dictionary

Cancer \Can"cer\, n. [L. cancer, cancri, crab, ulcer, a sign of
the zodiac; akin to Gr. karki`nos, Skr. karka[.t]a crab, and
prob. Skr. karkara hard, the crab being named from its hard
shell. Cf.

(n.) Anyone of a number of fans of SEC team situated farthest
south geographically. Distinguished by ability to be both funny
and annoying simultaneous especially when bailing out less
articulate members of their fan base.

"Geeze, I really like GatorMan, but sometimes his dopey friends
make him seem like a cancer."

[jneesy]

re.....you're on a roll

[uscrebel]

re.....you're on a roll

yeah, but the last one was tought...I really like GatorMan.
:cool: :cool:

[g8tor25]

Hey Reb, what is the definition of Vanderbilt in your Rebel dictionary? Sorry couldn't resist. :o

[uscrebel]

Hey Reb, what is the definition of Vanderbilt in your Rebel dictionary? Sorry couldn't resist. :o

Nothing in the dictionary, but this from the Encyclopedia...

From the Rebel's Encyclopedia.

Vanderbilt \Van"der bilt\, n. [L. vandos or vandi = snot-nosed and
biltam = dweeb. prob. referring to vandobilti who were the
intelligentsia ca. 22 BC and in charge of the Emperor's reptile farm.]

Any member of the phyllum patheticus programus that periodically
assemble groups of senior athletes to confuse sportsfans and raise hopes
of continued success. Marked by their ability to win games over rebuilding
programs and programs coached by homegrown talent. The most salient
representative of the patheticus family is Northwestern University,
whose program produced 2 winning seasons between 1992 & 1998 and yet
hailed Gary Barnett as a brilliant coach.

During the period from 1992 to 2004 the two patheticus teams
Vanderbilt and Northwestern ranked 113th and 81st respectively out of 117
Division one teams. Ironically, during this same period, they ranked in the
top 15 of every measure of academic acheivement.

Researchers discovered two sub-phylla of patheticus programus.
Recent research has divided the larger group into the two sub-groups
known as Vanderbilt (patheticus programus brilliantus) and Kentucky
(patheticus programus moronicus). The primary distinction between
the two is that member of the brilliantus sub-phyllum are typically
well-dressed, intelligent students who eventually attend law or medical,
while members of the moronicus group wear clothing purchased at
WalMart and find employment in the fast food or farm implement industry.

Brilliantus tribal groups can be commonly found at Vanderbilt,
Northwestern, Duke, and Wake Forest. Moronicus families are
common at Mississippi State, Kentucky, UTEP, and the University of
Central Florida.

[See related article: Butthead Fans]

[g8tor25]

Nothing in the dictionary, but this from the Encyclopedia...

From the Rebel's Encyclopedia.

Vanderbilt \Van"der bilt\, n. [L. vandos or vandi = snot-nosed and
biltam = dweeb. prob. referring to vandobilti who were the
intelligentsia ca. 22 BC and in charge of the Emperor's reptile farm.]

Any member of the phyllum patheticus programus that periodically
assemble groups of senior athletes to confuse sportsfans and raise hopes
of continued success. Marked by their ability to win games over rebuilding
programs and programs coached by homegrown talent. The most salient
representative of the patheticus family is Northwestern University,
whose program produced 2 winning seasons between 1992 & 1998 and yet
hailed Gary Barnett as a brilliant coach.

During the period from 1992 to 2004 the two patheticus teams
Vanderbilt and Northwestern ranked 113th and 81st respectively out of 117
Division one teams. Ironically, during this same period, they ranked in the
top 15 of every measure of academic acheivement.

Researchers discovered two sub-phylla of patheticus programus.
Recent research has divided the larger group into the two sub-groups
known as Vanderbilt (patheticus programus brilliantus) and Kentucky
(patheticus programus moronicus). The primary distinction between
the two is that member of the brilliantus sub-phyllum are typically
well-dressed, intelligent students who eventually attend law or medical,
while members of the moronicus group wear clothing purchased at
WalMart and find employment in the fast food or farm implement industry.

Brilliantus tribal groups can be commonly found at Vanderbilt,
Northwestern, Duke, and Wake Forest. Moronicus families are
common at Mississippi State, Kentucky, UTEP, and the University of
Central Florida.

[See related article: Butthead Fans]
LOL . I got way more than I bargained for. :D

[uscrebel]

LOL . I got way more than I bargained for. :D

Glad to be of assistance.
:D

[cocky4ever]

Nothing in the dictionary, but this from the Encyclopedia...

From the Rebel's Encyclopedia.

Vanderbilt \Van"der bilt\, n. [L. vandos or vandi = snot-nosed and
biltam = dweeb. prob. referring to vandobilti who were the
intelligentsia ca. 22 BC and in charge of the Emperor's reptile farm.]

Any member of the phyllum patheticus programus that periodically
assemble groups of senior athletes to confuse sportsfans and raise hopes
of continued success. Marked by their ability to win games over rebuilding
programs and programs coached by homegrown talent. The most salient
representative of the patheticus family is Northwestern University,
whose program produced 2 winning seasons between 1992 & 1998 and yet
hailed Gary Barnett as a brilliant coach.

During the period from 1992 to 2004 the two patheticus teams
Vanderbilt and Northwestern ranked 113th and 81st respectively out of 117
Division one teams. Ironically, during this same period, they ranked in the
top 15 of every measure of academic acheivement.

Researchers discovered two sub-phylla of patheticus programus.
Recent research has divided the larger group into the two sub-groups
known as Vanderbilt (patheticus programus brilliantus) and Kentucky
(patheticus programus moronicus). The primary distinction between
the two is that member of the brilliantus sub-phyllum are typically
well-dressed, intelligent students who eventually attend law or medical,
while members of the moronicus group wear clothing purchased at
WalMart and find employment in the fast food or farm implement industry.

Brilliantus tribal groups can be commonly found at Vanderbilt,
Northwestern, Duke, and Wake Forest. Moronicus families are
common at Mississippi State, Kentucky, UTEP, and the University of
Central Florida.

[See related article: Butthead Fans]
LOL :D Please remind me to give you reps for this post. I would now but alas, we all know the spreading rule.

[uscrebel]

LOL :D Please remind me to give you reps for this post. I would now but alas, we all know the spreading rule.

Your public kudos are far superior to the little green squares render in silence. :cool:

[GatorNation]

Your public kudos are far superior to the little green squares render in silence. :cool:

That was pretty good, reb. :D

The definition of "cancer" less so....and a bit awkward as well.

;)

[uscrebel]

That was pretty good, reb. :D

The definition of "cancer" less so....and a bit awkward as well.

;)

I admit I was stretching...glad you appreciated it nonetheless. :cool: