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LITTLE ROCK (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Little Rock
courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should
have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents
and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child
custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the
degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more
than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that
they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that
domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took
the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have
custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer
with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the
Arkansas Razorbacks, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating
anyone.

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After two recesses to check legal references and confer
with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the
Arkansas Razorbacks, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating
anyone.

RazorH...

Some of these other homers had better learn to laugh at themselves, 'cos it's gonna be a long season now that conference play is underway.

[palmettocock]

hahahahhahahahahhahaha I did NOT see that one coming when I was reading. Haven't heard that one before!

[JerryBeeds]

I heard a F$U fan use this story on a Clemson board the other day only he used Clemson instead of Arkansas. That is funny as hell though.

[AuburnandGamecockGirl]

That one totally got me! I had no clue that it was a joke until the very end. Very good one!

[Jrama]

I figured it was something like that when it said his aunt and grandparents beat him too