View Full Version : Pretty fun Forum Game
CockyTatGuy
07-25-2005, 11:50 PM
Ok, I found this at one of the other forums I visit and I have to say, it is actually pretty fun. I start and google a pic to post of something, then the next person post something that could beat that and so on. But you can't use any weapons of Mass Destruction (Nukes and stuff like that). So off we go...
http://mamba.bio.uci.edu/~pjbryant/biodiv/spiders/0089.jpg
Cianne
07-26-2005, 12:01 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/Boot.jpg
Bongo
07-26-2005, 12:03 AM
Spider Wasp
Bongo
07-26-2005, 12:05 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/Boot.jpg
Didn't think about the boot. Simple, yet effective.
CockyTatGuy
07-26-2005, 08:34 AM
My chainsaw cuts your boot up...
http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/elvis/images/chainsaw.jpg
BeeDee
07-26-2005, 10:55 AM
[QUOTE=CockyTatGuy]My chainsaw cuts your boot up...
http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/mangadude/computers/drive/11.jpg
And my sledgehammer smashes your chainsaw to bits.
nooneLT
07-26-2005, 11:02 AM
http://www.ento.csiro.au/research/storprod/termite1.jpg
my termites eat your sledgehammer handle!~
Cianne
07-26-2005, 11:11 AM
http://www.ento.csiro.au/research/storprod/termite1.jpg
my termites eat your sledgehammer handle!~
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/exterminator.jpg
My exterminator gases your termites. I couldn't find a picture of the guy from Men In Black :(
pc72687
07-26-2005, 11:53 AM
My anthrax beats your exterminator!
http://niah.naro.affrc.go.jp/disease/anthrax/images/anthrax-2_00.jpg
BeeDee
07-26-2005, 07:42 PM
http://www.homegrocer.com/images/products/lysol-country-garden.gif
My "Country Fresh" Lysol kills your Anthrax.
Foxman
07-26-2005, 08:12 PM
http://www.twequip.com/Equipment/images/h050103a.jpg
And winner by knockout, Trashcompactor!!! :D
Cianne
07-26-2005, 08:15 PM
Holy hell resize that, however, my super magnet beats your compactor
nm you did, gawd that was huge
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/LiftingMagnet.jpg
Foxman
07-26-2005, 08:19 PM
Holy hell resize that, however, my super magnet beats your compactor
nm you did, gawd that was huge
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/LiftingMagnet.jpg
Ya, I didn't realize on the google image they shrunk it down. Lol, I copied it to here and Daayyyuumm.
Anyway, how the hell can you beat a magnet?
Cianne
07-26-2005, 08:20 PM
Ya, I didn't relize on the google image they shrunk it down. Lol, I copied it to here and :eek: Daayyyuumm.
Anyway, how the hell can you beat a magnet?
Make it unmagnetic.
Foxman
07-26-2005, 08:32 PM
Easier said than done.
The only way I could do this is to rotate the earth upside down, therefor reversing the earth's magnetic field, and making the positive side (attracting my compactor) the negative side. This would shoot my compactor down to earth( with the help of gravity) and finally, hit the ground with a satisfying thud.
I think.
Too bad I couldn't find an image of an earth flipper. So I drew one. :)
pc72687
07-26-2005, 09:57 PM
My book of the laws of physics says that it is impossible to do this. Therefore my Physics book beats your earth tilter/mad scientist plan.
http://www.gg.caltech.edu/~zhukov/teaching/phys2230/book.jpg
Foxman
07-26-2005, 10:12 PM
http://www.alb-info.de/axwa-gallery/crossover/vertical/bigimages/bic-lighter.jpg
Hehe. Man, that was 100x easier than that damn earth flipper.
P.S. Whats with the duck-tape on the bottom left of that book cover?
pc72687
07-26-2005, 10:17 PM
[QUOTE=FoxmanP.S. Whats with the duck-tape on the bottom left of that book cover?[/QUOTE]
Not sure. Got it from a web site.
But my water hose beats your fire.
http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk/day_in_the_life/december_02_kruger/kruger2.jpg
jneesy
07-26-2005, 11:17 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:N4nbeaZCy-0J:www.ne-design.net/images/whiskey-barrel-spigot.jpg
i'll just turn off the spigot :p
Cianne
07-26-2005, 11:51 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/HAMMER20BODY20CROSS20PIEN2024020500.jpg
Hammer knocks off the spigot
jneesy
07-27-2005, 07:33 AM
http://www.extrel.com/cms/program/image/Blast%20Furnace%20low%20res.jpg
that should about do in the hammer (and about anything else) :D
Cianne
07-27-2005, 08:31 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/plug-outlet-ac-adapter-hand.jpg
Sorry neesy, I just unplugged your machinery there.
BeeDee
07-27-2005, 08:40 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/plug-outlet-ac-adapter-hand.jpg
Sorry neesy, I just unplugged your machinery there.
That's not really an object... how could one "beat" that? I guess I could cut off your hand with my handy-dandy machete!
http://www.arrowheadtradingpost.com/images/machete.jpg
Cianne
07-27-2005, 08:54 AM
That's not really an object... how could one "beat" that? I guess I could cut off your hand with my handy-dandy machete!
Pfft the plug was the object but thanks for cutting my hand off :(
BeeDee
07-27-2005, 09:08 AM
Pfft the plug was the object but thanks for cutting my hand off :(
OK then, if you say so:
http://store.nanoscience.com/ProductImages/STM/wirecutters.jpg
Cut your wires.
Foxman
07-27-2005, 12:16 PM
http://www.tech.purdue.edu/at/Courses/AEML/airframeimages/soldering.jpg
Wire soldering.
uscrebel
07-27-2005, 01:46 PM
Don't even think about trying to top this...it's too scary!
http://www.wrrx.com/images/DarryltStevens/martha.jpg
BeeDee
07-27-2005, 03:35 PM
How about 550 kVA? That'll take care of Martha AND that soldering iron.
http://205.243.100.155/frames/345kV_Arcs.jpg
uscrebel
07-27-2005, 03:38 PM
How about 550 kVA? That'll take care of Martha AND that soldering iron.
http://205.243.100.155/frames/345kV_Arcs.jpg
there is only one thing that is scarier than Martha.
uscrebel
07-27-2005, 03:42 PM
there is only one thing that is scarier than Martha.
Arrrggghhh!!!
http://www.wrrx.com/images/DarryltStevens/rosieodonnella.jpg
I win! I win![CENTER]
BeeDee
07-27-2005, 03:47 PM
http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10101000/10101855.jpg
Rosie repellant.
jneesy
07-27-2005, 04:23 PM
i think tom needs an attitude adjustment
http://store.softballfans.com/ProductImages/catalyst_LRG.jpg
pc72687
07-27-2005, 07:48 PM
I'll just get Sosa to bust your bat!
http://www.latinosportslegends.com/images/sosa_corked_bat.jpg
jneesy
07-27-2005, 08:34 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:RCWpM4jAzRQJ:austinstar.com/drugtest/drugtest2.jpeg
this will fix sosa :D
GAMECOCK_FAN
07-27-2005, 08:35 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:RCWpM4jAzRQJ:austinstar.com/drugtest/drugtest2.jpeg
this will fix sosa :D
Now that was outstanding! :cool: Good job jneesy.
USC66
07-27-2005, 09:29 PM
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6988/drinks4xy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
This should take care of the drug test.
BeeDee
07-27-2005, 09:31 PM
http://www.testclear.com/images/detoxify_fast_and_clean_med.jpg
They make kits to get around that.
Yall need to remember to make the pics clickable thumbnails or keep them a reasonable size. We are a "Dial-up" friendly site. Thanks!
Neo
SECTalk.com Admin/News Writer
This is for that XXL Detox bottle...
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9092/originalwhizzinatorlogos0td.gif (http://imageshack.us)
uscrebel
07-27-2005, 10:00 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:RCWpM4jAzRQJ:austinstar.com/drugtest/drugtest2.jpeg
this will fix sosa :D
Somebody give Neesy Man some rep....I tried but still have to "Spread" before I can....this is the funniest thing I have seen all day!
Arrrggghhh!!!
http://www.wrrx.com/images/DarryltStevens/rosieodonnella.jpg
I win! I win![CENTER]
NOPE!
I win!
http://img24.imagevenue.com/loc187/th_a84_bashthis.jpg (http://img24.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc187&image=a84_bashthis.jpg)
GAMECOCK_FAN
07-27-2005, 10:02 PM
Somebody give Neesy Man some rep....I tried but still have to "Spread" before I can....this is the funniest thing I have seen all day!
Already have. I'm still laughing about this one. As a matter of fact, that was so funny, I may wake up laughing. :D
GAMECOCK_FAN
07-28-2005, 08:06 AM
NOPE!
I win!
http://img24.imagevenue.com/loc187/th_a84_bashthis.jpg (http://img24.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc187&image=a84_bashthis.jpg)
Nope, my M1 Abrams tank will take you out. :D
jneesy
07-28-2005, 08:20 AM
little tank go bye bye
http://www.pr.afrl.af.mil/divisions/prt/ihptet/images/APACHE_sm.gif
GAMECOCK_FAN
07-28-2005, 09:20 AM
little tank go bye bye
http://www.pr.afrl.af.mil/divisions/prt/ihptet/images/APACHE_sm.gif
My Hawk takes out your Apache.
little tank go bye bye
http://www.pr.afrl.af.mil/divisions/prt/ihptet/images/APACHE_sm.gif
Your Apache is going "Bye-Bye". :) :cool:
FIM-92A Stinger Weapons System
http://img36.imagevenue.com/loc176/th_8e2_stinger_03.jpg (http://img36.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc176&image=8e2_stinger_03.jpg)
jneesy
07-28-2005, 09:43 AM
my prowler makes the radar screens go black
http://www.cnn.com/US/9903/29/us.kosovo.military.01/ea6b.prowler.jpg
GAMECOCK_FAN
07-28-2005, 09:55 AM
Hurricanes here. My hurricane grounded your EA-6 Prowler.
uscrebel
07-28-2005, 12:17 PM
http://www.wrrx.com/images/DarryltStevens/523161blackhole300.jpg
All of you are sucked into my black hole and crushed...except Rosie O'Donnell...her fat ass wouldn't fit.
BeeDee
07-28-2005, 12:26 PM
http://www.wrrx.com/images/DarryltStevens/523161blackhole300.jpg
All of you are sucked into my black hole and crushed...except Rosie O'Donnell...her fat ass wouldn't fit.
Way to go, buttmunch, you killed the thread.
GamecocksRule
07-28-2005, 12:29 PM
Way to go, buttmunch, you killed the thread.
LOL! Yep, I think Rebel officially found the only thing in the universe that you can't "top" in this game ;) :D
Cianne
07-28-2005, 01:21 PM
LOL! Yep, I think Rebel officially found the only thing in the universe that you can't "top" in this game ;) :D
Actually I will beat it.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/hawking.jpg
My Stephen Hawking beats the black hole by avoiding its singularity point thus escaping the black hole on the other side.
Foxman
07-28-2005, 02:47 PM
Lmao. Stephen Hawking.
http://www.scenta.co.uk/images/userimages/einstein.gif
Eintseins better though.
Cianne
07-28-2005, 02:51 PM
Lmao. Stephen Hawking.
http://www.scenta.co.uk/images/userimages/einstein.gif
Eintseins better though.
I could just post Hawking again for beating out Einstein by unifying a lot of his theories but I'll let someone else post something to beat him :)
BeeDee
07-28-2005, 03:08 PM
http://www.rcsed.ac.uk/journal/vol46_3/4630010.jpg
An aneurysm beat Albert Einstein on April 18, 1955.
uscrebel
07-28-2005, 03:11 PM
http://www.rcsed.ac.uk/journal/vol46_3/4630010.jpg
An aneurysm beat Albert Einstein on April 18, 1955.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha
No disrespect meant to Dr. Einstein.
ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha
It was funny!
uscrebel
07-28-2005, 03:23 PM
Okay...I'll take care of that nasty aneurysm all by myself.....
http://www.wrrx.com/images/DarryltStevens/heartsurgery.jpg
I freakin' rule!
GAMECOCK_FAN
07-28-2005, 03:26 PM
I burnt the book before anyone could read it. ;)
BeeDee
07-28-2005, 03:49 PM
http://www.assabetriver.org/streamwatch/photos/hosespray.jpg
So much for those matches.
Cianne
07-28-2005, 03:52 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/brokenpipe.jpg
So much of that water (this is a broken pipe btw)
BeeDee
07-28-2005, 03:55 PM
http://www.plumber-nottingham.com/images/Plumber%202.jpg
Called a plumber for that.
uscrebel
07-28-2005, 04:01 PM
Called a plumber for that.
NOPE!
You're on Strike.
http://www.wrrx.com/images/DarryltStevens/ds2pic3.jpg
Foxman
07-28-2005, 04:03 PM
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/414587/2/Soviet_flag.jpg
No more unions. Its communism time.
BeeDee
07-28-2005, 04:05 PM
http://archives.cnn.com/2000/US/04/11/hinckley.visits.02/link.ronald.reagan.jpg
No more commies. Ronnie's here.
Cianne
07-28-2005, 04:08 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/alz3d.jpg
Was the first thing that came to mind :o
BeeDee
07-28-2005, 04:09 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/alz3d.jpg
Was the first thing that came to mind :o
And strangely enough, the first thing that you forgot too, right?
uscrebel
07-28-2005, 04:11 PM
Was the first thing that came to mind :o
I can fix that too!
http://www.wrrx.com/images/DarryltStevens/stemcellsda.jpg
Foxman
07-28-2005, 04:17 PM
http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/10d-14/pro-life-sign.jpg
Oooh. Moral standards... that ones gunna be hard.
(P.S. I'm not taken a political side on this, so let's not get into this argument... and sorry for the image size, its the only one i can find)
BeeDee
07-28-2005, 04:20 PM
http://www.cs.ualberta.ca/research/library/gif/small/0-19-514767-7.gif
These tend to beat morals, in my book.
Cianne
07-28-2005, 04:22 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/bradbury.jpg
Ray Bradbury will have your books burned.
Cianne
07-28-2005, 04:32 PM
George, Ronnie would want you to lift the stem cell ban...we do not think it is morally wrong. Nancy
http://www.wrrx.com/images/DarryltStevens/nancyreagan.jpg
You're a couple posts behind :)
Foxman
07-28-2005, 04:33 PM
Ya, make sure to delete your post if the thread is alittle fast-pace.
Anyway, back to Ray Bradbury.
http://www.smarthome.com/images/972453sidebig.jpg
Should cause alot of problems for ol' Ray, and writers across America.
BeeDee
07-28-2005, 07:49 PM
Not if I do this to all the TV and Radio stations:
http://www.serbia-info.com/g3/images/rts016a.jpg
CockyTatGuy
07-29-2005, 04:10 AM
http://wesleyprints.com/retailgallery/sportspgb/tideb.jpg
And the tide comes in a clears up all the crap...
Btw guys, I am hurtin now from reading all of these posts, man that is some funny stuff.
WayzUp
07-29-2005, 07:07 AM
Ask the Wooly Mammoth how well pachyderms and oceans react to an ice age... ;)
http://www.wrrx.com/thumbs/wayzup/icyliberty.jpg (http://www.wrrx.com/images/wayzup/icyliberty.jpg)
BeeDee
07-29-2005, 08:05 AM
http://cableorganizer.com/images/heatgun/vt1100.jpg
Heatgun should do the trick.
pc72687
07-29-2005, 08:56 AM
Heat gun isn't much use when your dead! By the hands of this guy!
http://www.cannabisireland.com/images/terrorist.jpg
Cianne
07-29-2005, 08:57 AM
Heat gun isn't much use when your dead! By the hands of this guy!
I guess that guy is going to shoot the heatgun to death? :D
pc72687
07-29-2005, 09:16 AM
No, just the person who is using the heat gun. I know it is kinda lame, but then again so is using a heat gun to stop the ICE AGE!
BeeDee
07-29-2005, 09:20 AM
http://depts.washington.edu/chemeng/images/cent/kevlar-vest.jpg
Kevlar vest.
pc72687
07-29-2005, 09:23 AM
Lets see your little fashion statement stop this! :D
http://www.summitammunition.com/images/Summit%2050%20cal%20AP.jpg
BeeDee
07-29-2005, 09:38 AM
Lets see your little fashion statement stop this! :D
http://www.summitammunition.com/images/Summit%2050%20cal%20AP.jpg
In that case, I'll just dive into the lake. According to Mythbusters (yes, they're the authority on all matters :D ) a .50 Armor Piercing round doesn't stand a chance at hitting a target more than about 12" under the surface of water - even at a range of only 10'. That's a pretty good episode, if you haven't seen it.
http://www.lakewhitneyflotilla515.org/Lake-Whitney.jpg
GAMECOCK_FAN
07-29-2005, 09:48 AM
Oops. Water was infested with numerous alligators (hungry alligators). ;)
WayzUp
07-29-2005, 09:56 AM
Oh that is just too easy :D
http://www.wrrx.com/images/wayzup/crocodilehunter.jpg
GAMECOCK_FAN
07-29-2005, 09:58 AM
Geez. Is there anything that can beat the Crocodile Hunter? :cool:
BeeDee
07-29-2005, 10:08 AM
Geez. Is there anything that can beat the Crocodile Hunter? :cool:
Yep. HIS WIFE.
http://www.tourbookings.com.au/images/terri_koala_new.jpg
GAMECOCK_FAN
07-29-2005, 10:29 AM
This needle has been infected with an incurable disease, and Teri has been stuck.
drkralc
07-29-2005, 01:25 PM
This needle has been infected with an incurable disease, and Teri has been stuck. This should fix the problem...
http://www.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/b2/200px-Atomic_blast.jpg
Or can I do this?????
drkralc
07-29-2005, 01:44 PM
This should fix the problem...
http://www.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/b2/200px-Atomic_blast.jpg
Or can I do this?????
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/origins/images/knol-dna.jpg
OK, my bad. This is a genetically modified strand of disease impervious human DNA.
BeeDee
07-29-2005, 02:05 PM
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/origins/images/knol-dna.jpg
OK, my bad. This is a genetically modified strand of disease impervious human DNA.
And let's mutate that into something a little more usfeul with this:
http://www.ehs.umaryland.edu/images/hazards/radioactive%20materials.jpg
Cianne
07-29-2005, 02:07 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/helicase.gif
Helicase unwinds DNA.
AuburnandGamecockGirl
07-29-2005, 05:12 PM
http://www.wrrx.com/images/auwareagle01/madscientistforsectalk.jpg
and the mad scientist corrects the DNA problem and spirals it back together correctly...
http://www.wrrx.com/images/auwareagle01/madscientistforsectalk.jpg
and the mad scientist corrects the DNA problem and spirals it back together correctly...
Only for the DNA to be infected with HIV. :D
http://img29.imagevenue.com/loc111/th_f7a_HIV_1NCR7R10K11SSSbis.jpg (http://img29.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc111&image=f7a_HIV_1NCR7R10K11SSSbis.jpg)
pc72687
07-29-2005, 07:00 PM
With all this DNA being talked about it turned me into a mad scientist. I read a book by Micheal Crichton and used it as a blue print to make my master piece. It also doubles as something to eat all your creations. Dinner is served.
http://www.lost-world.com/Lost_World02/Jurassic_Park.Site/stills/0630_23.GIF
Foxman
07-29-2005, 08:17 PM
http://fig.cox.miami.edu/~cmallery/150/scimeth/impactimage.jpg
Can anyone say "mass extinction?"
AuburnandGamecockGirl
07-29-2005, 08:54 PM
http://www.wrrx.com/images/auwareagle01/god.jpg
and then God begins creation all over again...
LedCock
07-29-2005, 09:17 PM
Then radical Islamic extremists come in and distort religion.
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:sbuzcWqigW8J:http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20050117/capt.sge.cih00.170105221609.photo02.photo.default-380x297.jpg
jneesy
07-29-2005, 11:27 PM
Bush and crew come in and whoop some terrorist azz
http://www.jiggscasey.com/images/politicalads/bush-cheney-rumsfeld.jpg
JerryBeeds
07-29-2005, 11:31 PM
Then this guy torches Bush with his blowtorch...
http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/fire.jpg
jneesy
07-29-2005, 11:38 PM
thump ole flame brain in the noggin with a brick
http://www.kitcomm.com/comments/gold/userimages/brick.jpg :D
Foxman
07-30-2005, 12:00 AM
Always wear a helmet!
http://www.quakekare.com/ProductImages/8m1_detailed_image.gif
pc72687
07-30-2005, 08:56 AM
I don't think the helment helped out much here.
http://www.isitfast.com/images/CyclePics/ouch.jpg
LedCock
07-30-2005, 11:01 AM
We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
http://www.gothamist.com/images/2003_10_6million.jpg
JerryBeeds
07-30-2005, 11:06 AM
The reaper comes and tells Lee Majors his time is up...
http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/reaper.jpg
jneesy
07-30-2005, 11:16 AM
the good dr frankenstein will make old lee as good as new
http://www.strangemag.com/madscientists/msimages/eviloffrankensteinszd.jpg
pc72687
07-31-2005, 07:07 PM
I'll run his arse over with the Gen. Lee.
http://hovisdirect.com/dukespage/small_jump_thumb.jpg
JerryBeeds
07-31-2005, 07:26 PM
Then this critter blows up the General Lee...
http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/bazookahog.jpg
pc72687
07-31-2005, 07:36 PM
Damn squirrels. Spilled my beer.
http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/beer_spill.jpg
pc72687
07-31-2005, 07:37 PM
This is one way to take care of that squirrel.
http://www.humournet.co.uk/Images/funny_pic18.jpg
JerryBeeds
07-31-2005, 07:40 PM
Then this guy eats the little dog...
http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/fatty.jpg
pc72687
07-31-2005, 07:44 PM
Been looking for a way to finish off North Korea. A fat person nuke!
http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/bigfatbomb.jpg
P.S. the lady was supposed to sit on the squirrel by the way!
Bongo
07-31-2005, 10:50 PM
MAN !! that's cold. but funnt :D
pc72687
08-01-2005, 07:52 PM
Here is another way to get rid of that squirrel!
http://www.redsquirrels.info/gallery6.jpg
GeauxTo
08-01-2005, 09:23 PM
Been looking for a way to finish off North Korea. A fat person nuke!
http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/bigfatbomb.jpg
P.S. the lady was supposed to sit on the squirrel by the way!
http://www.airforce.forces.gc.ca/equip/grfx/equip_gallery/historic_gallery/wallpaper/voodoo.jpg
GeauxTo
08-01-2005, 09:25 PM
Voodoo gets everything...
http://petersterndesign.com/images/voodoo2.gif
JerryBeeds
08-01-2005, 09:29 PM
The spork negates your voodoo... :p
http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/spork.jpg :D
GeauxTo
08-01-2005, 09:35 PM
The spork negates your voodoo... :p
http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/spork.jpg :D
The mouth eats your Spork...
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:kGyCYNIrQuQJ:http://www.everafta.co.uk/images/Inside%2520Matts%2520mouth.JPG (http://www.everafta.co.uk/images/Inside%20Matts%20mouth.JPG)
:D
JerryBeeds
08-01-2005, 09:39 PM
Eating dirty cash decays your mouth...
http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/moneymouth.jpg
OmahaBound
08-01-2005, 09:39 PM
http://img304.imageshack.us/img304/8750/schwartz0aj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
The Schwartz defeats all.
BeeDee
08-01-2005, 09:41 PM
The mouth eats your Spork...
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:kGyCYNIrQuQJ:http://www.everafta.co.uk/images/Inside%2520Matts%2520mouth.JPG (http://www.everafta.co.uk/images/Inside%20Matts%20mouth.JPG)
:D
Can't bite anything with your mouth zippered closed.
http://www.desoto.k12.ms.us/teachers/TamaraBrodie/images/zipper%20mouth.gif
Cianne
08-01-2005, 11:13 PM
http://www.halloween-mask.com/morris/beetlejuice_morris.jpg
Beetlejuice can easily take the zipper off your mouth with his crazy magicks!
Oh and response to Geaux, the Canadian Air Force can't shoot down the fat lady because they are too busy dropping bombs on golf courses.
jneesy
08-02-2005, 06:40 AM
the exorcist will take care of beetles sorry azz
http://images.contactmusic.com/images/reviews/exorcist.jpg
BeeDee
08-02-2005, 08:17 AM
the exorcist will take care of beetles sorry azz
http://images.contactmusic.com/images/reviews/exorcist.jpg
Uh oh.
http://www.servercentrix.com/albums/LSU-Sucks/priest_arrested.gif
pc72687
08-02-2005, 08:25 AM
Bubba and Suzy are in jail waiting on his sweet azz!
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20010811/226meditate.jpg
drkralc
08-02-2005, 02:10 PM
Bubba and Suzy are in jail waiting on his sweet azz!
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20010811/226meditate.jpg Treating prisoners the way they should be since the beginning of time.....
Click here for view if picture not present... (http://www.impawards.com/1987/posters/hellraiser.jpg)
http://www.impawards.com/1987/posters/hellraiser.jpg
http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/52/15/60m.jpg
Treating prisoners the way they should be since the beginning of time.....
http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/52/15/60m.jpg
This is what you use to handle prisoners.... :D :cool:
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/7889/mo11017uv.th.jpg (http://img244.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mo11017uv.jpg)
Foxman
08-13-2005, 10:47 PM
http://img.slate.msn.com/media/42000/42593/Neubecker_Jailbreak.GIF
Jailbreak
(I thought this thread needed to be awoken again.)
BeeDee
08-14-2005, 08:32 AM
http://www.nextdaypets.com/directory/breeds/images/1100042.jpg
Bloodhound's comin' to get 'ya!
JerryBeeds
08-14-2005, 08:38 AM
Elmo stabs the bloodhound....
http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/elmo.jpg
jneesy
08-14-2005, 10:35 AM
we'll make elmos red butt a little redder :eek:
http://merchandise.chocodog.com/chocodog/merchandise/lightersample.gif
JerryBeeds
08-14-2005, 10:51 AM
This kid uses the lighter to light up....
http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/smoke.jpg
Foxman
08-14-2005, 12:00 PM
http://www.besttreatments.co.uk/btuk/images/lung_cancer_xray.jpg
Poor kid.
jneesy
08-14-2005, 04:30 PM
This kid uses the lighter to light up....
http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/smoke.jpg
hey a future gamecock maybe???? :D :D :D
jneesy
08-14-2005, 04:32 PM
just throw the little bugger in the nuke box that will take care of that cancer
http://www.regale.co.uk/images/sharp-microwave.gif
JerryBeeds
08-14-2005, 04:34 PM
http://www.besttreatments.co.uk/btuk/images/lung_cancer_xray.jpg
Poor kid.
The spork digs out the cancer...
http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/spork.jpg
Foxman
08-14-2005, 06:00 PM
http://www.hahns.tv/Pictures/Me/bend_the_spoon.jpg
Your untensils are no use against this guy.
BeeDee
08-14-2005, 06:02 PM
Your untensils are no use against this guy.
Ehhh... WTF?
JerryBeeds
08-14-2005, 06:28 PM
The penguin kills your fat chinese dude....
http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/fear.jpg
Foxman
08-14-2005, 06:46 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/books/12/11/review.mythology/story.batman.jpg
Nana-nana-nana-nana-nana Batman!!!!
JerryBeeds
08-14-2005, 06:48 PM
That doesn't make sense. I'm calling shenanigans on that one.
Foxman
08-14-2005, 06:49 PM
Come on. It's batman. Batman always fights The Penguin...
Or is this a different Penguin.
JerryBeeds
08-14-2005, 06:52 PM
Okay, it makes sense now. You just have to say what you mean or you'll confuse stupid people like me.
JerryBeeds
08-14-2005, 07:59 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/books/12/11/review.mythology/story.batman.jpg
Nana-nana-nana-nana-nana Batman!!!!
This guy eats Batman with his freakishly large mouth...
http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/m1.jpg :eek:
BeeDee
08-14-2005, 09:00 PM
This guy eats Batman with his freakishly large mouth...
http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/m1.jpg :eek:
That's easily taken care of with this ball gag (don't act like you don't know what this is, beeds ;) ):
http://passional.net/store/images/STL137.jpg
JerryBeeds
08-14-2005, 09:09 PM
This guy doesn't mind the "ball" gag!
http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/youonline.jpg :p
BeeDee
08-15-2005, 09:16 AM
This guy doesn't mind the "ball" gag!
http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/youonline.jpg :p
http://www.kotv.com/pages/catimages/anti-gay-protest110804-2.jpg
Guess he's on the wrong side in this one, huh?
jneesy
08-15-2005, 09:27 AM
hangin's too good for that fella
http://img.thefreedictionary.com/thumb/1/11/Hangmans_Noose_Final.jpg
BeeDee
08-15-2005, 09:37 AM
Cut the rope:
http://www.civilwar.si.edu/weapons_images/bowie.jpg
jneesy
08-15-2005, 01:57 PM
torch beats knife
http://www.petrogen.com/sparks.jpg
JerryBeeds
08-15-2005, 02:01 PM
This guy's joint causes the torch to run out of gas....
http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/giantjoint.jpg
cocky4ever
08-15-2005, 02:15 PM
This guy's joint causes the torch to run out of gas....
http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/giantjoint.jpg
Is that your answer for everything Beeds :D
BeeDee
08-15-2005, 02:21 PM
Is that your answer for everything Beeds :D
As if you have to ask.
JerryBeeds
08-16-2005, 05:40 PM
Is that your answer for everything Beeds :D
Sho nuff... :p
http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/mj1.jpg :D
Where's_Demetris?
08-16-2005, 07:06 PM
Sho nuff... :p
http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/mj1.jpg :D
Likewise for myself, and Demetris unfortunately.
jneesy
08-16-2005, 08:00 PM
and fido here chews his butt in half
http://www.burke.k12.nc.us/GHildebrand/a_DrugDog4.jpg
JerryBeeds
08-16-2005, 08:09 PM
Then the doughboy caps the K-9...
http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/pillsbury.jpg
usafbamafan
08-16-2005, 08:12 PM
http://www.boingboing.net/images/cookiemonster.jpg
The Cookie Monster eats the Doughboy!!
JerryBeeds
08-16-2005, 08:16 PM
The cookie monster gets sidetracked smoking doobies with kermit. That kermit is one bad influence...
http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/kermit1.jpg :p
usafbamafan
08-16-2005, 08:25 PM
http://estaestuweb.iespana.es/nueva/inicio/south/3d/thumbnails/ride800x600_jpg.jpg
Uncle Jimbo and Ned mistake Kermit for the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka and Thin out his numbers!!!
Foxman
01-06-2006, 11:29 PM
Sorry about this, but I was looking at some of these old threads, and this one has to be the funniest i've read.. Anyone want to start this bad boy up again? I'm up for it. Oh, and let's not start with the southpark reference. :D
usafbamafan
01-07-2006, 11:59 AM
Sorry about this, but I was looking at some of these old threads, and this one has to be the funniest i've read.. Anyone want to start this bad boy up again? I'm up for it. Oh, and let's not start with the southpark reference. :D
Hey, I thought that was pretty clever.
Foxman
01-07-2006, 02:37 PM
Hey, I thought that was pretty clever.
Well, so did I, but I don't know how many Southpark fans are around here...
Aww, who cares.
http://homepage.mac.com/zendonut/daerr_in_sp.jpg
PETA.
jneesy
01-07-2006, 02:42 PM
every time i see peta i think
http://mcmuffin.co.uk/photos/uncategorized/0.jpg
DINNER :D
Foxman
01-07-2006, 04:14 PM
http://www.ic-network.com/bev/stomach4.jpg
That thing did look pretty gross. :)
jneesy
01-07-2006, 04:28 PM
looks like you are having a pepto moment
http://www.epinions.com/images/ext/well/482/wellMedicineOTCAllPepto_Bismol_Original_Formula_Li quid.jpg
Foxman
01-08-2006, 08:57 PM
Its pretty hard to beat the pepto.
http://www.cdaccess.com/jpg/shared/front/large/altmed.jpg
Best I could come up with :cool:
jneesy
01-09-2006, 07:22 AM
might as well go see the.......
witch doctor
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38264000/jpg/_38264985_witch300.jpg
Foxman
01-09-2006, 05:15 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:AfoaxWrm_P8J:www.collier-mosquito.org/images/Mosquitoes/pauls%2520leg%2520light.jpg
Bad move.
AUTiger94
01-09-2006, 06:55 PM
Take That!http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/88571/200.jpg
Foxman
01-09-2006, 08:08 PM
Take That!http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/88571/200.jpg
Welcome to the Forums, AU. Please start up a thread in the "introductions" section, let everyone know you're here. And feel free to ask me or anyone anything. We're all just a big happy family (besides Bama fans) :D.
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:5yPPs1Bh2FIJ:www.uniram.com/images/TRASH-COMPACTOR.gif
Trash Compactor.
UA0509
01-09-2006, 08:19 PM
Trash Compactor.
that ones easy
http://bama.ua.edu/~reed010/unplug.GIF
hard to make your compactor work without power :D
AUTiger94
01-09-2006, 10:25 PM
that ones easy
http://bama.ua.edu/~reed010/unplug.GIF
hard to make your compactor work without power :Dhttp://www.cr.usgs.gov/safe/graphics/hondagenerator.jpg
Gamecocks#1
01-10-2006, 01:26 AM
http://www.benfordfueling.com/shop/media/reman1250a1tw.jpg
AUTiger94
01-10-2006, 02:18 PM
Kaboom!
http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/help/reference/vrml/vrml97/images/match.jpg
BAMAMARINE
01-10-2006, 02:38 PM
http://www.wrrx.com/images/bamamarine/calvin.jpg
UA0509
01-10-2006, 02:56 PM
looks like he needs to be potty trained
http://www.tracytrends.com/potty/training-tip-a.jpg
BAMAMARINE
01-10-2006, 03:01 PM
he was just expressing his artistic ability in Mommy's new potty training book
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:J9Xjt2U55aUJ:http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/210000/214800/214864/Products/8412024.jpg
Born-n-RaisedVol
01-10-2006, 05:41 PM
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/born-n-raisedvol/spanking-norman-rockwell.jpg
Mommy finds her book with pretty pictures in it and takes matters into her own hands.
BAMAMARINE
01-10-2006, 05:48 PM
Mommy's doctor prescribed her prozac, so mommy doesnt give a sh-t what lil Johnny colors on!!! of course after she takes it with her lemonade
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:eCs-nZ3zFIMJ:http://www.channel4.com/science/microsites/S/science/images/prozac.jpg
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:iuPV2lALHVYJ:http://twoday.net/static/engraver/images/AL_TEQUILLA.jpg
UA0509
01-10-2006, 06:14 PM
http://www.fda.gov/graphics/mastheadart/fda_mast.gif
FDA makes prozac illegal,lol
Born-n-RaisedVol
01-10-2006, 06:28 PM
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/born-n-raisedvol/plague2eolmper1.jpg
Plague overwhelms the country. No cure is found and FDA becomes defunct.
AUTiger94
01-11-2006, 10:07 AM
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/born-n-raisedvol/plague2eolmper1.jpg
Plague overwhelms the country. No cure is found and FDA becomes defunct.
http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/north-america/canada/images/canadian-flag.jpg
Mommy takes her vitamin C, survives the plague and gets lots of cheap Prozac from our friends up North. Of course she could get it for free in Dead people's houses.
Foxman
01-11-2006, 05:28 PM
http://www.webdevil.com/jp/CXR/jpg/blame%20canada.jpg
:D
AUTiger94
01-11-2006, 07:40 PM
http://www.webdevil.com/jp/CXR/jpg/blame%20canada.jpg
:D
How are we supposed to react to that? Please explain how a fat cartoon lady is going to stop Canadian Prozac from making all post PLague America Happy as all get out.
Foxman
01-11-2006, 08:41 PM
How are we supposed to react to that? Please explain how a fat cartoon lady is going to stop Canadian Prozac from making all post PLague America Happy as all get out.
Obviously you've never seen South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut. I could explain the movie to you, but all you need to know is that she thinks Canadian TV is the cause of all the misbehavior in children, and convinces the government to take over Canada.
Ok, look, If you want, I'll post something that will beat Mrs. Broflofski, so we can move on. Agreed? Or does anyone else want to post one? You're choice, AU.
AUTiger94
01-11-2006, 08:56 PM
Obviously you've never seen South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut. I could explain the movie to you, but all you need to know is that she thinks Canadian TV is the cause of all the misbehavior in children, and convinces the government to take over Canada.
Ok, look, If you want, I'll post something that will beat Mrs. Broflofski, so we can move on. Agreed? Or does anyone else want to post one? You're choice, AU.
and raise you with the Dipmobile from the Roger Rabbit Movie!
http://www.deez.info/sengelha/pictures/2002/disney/P3170019.jpg
Foxman
01-11-2006, 09:03 PM
and raise you with the Dipmobile from the Roger Rabbit Movie!
Good move :D.
http://www.illinois.gov/gasprices/images/gasprices3.jpg
That thing can't get good MPGs. :cool:
AUTiger94
01-11-2006, 09:11 PM
We installed Mr Fusion from Back to the future just before that pic was taken.http://www.snowboard-mag.com/usr_images/mr_fusion-3207_468x351.jpg
UA0509
01-12-2006, 12:56 AM
time travel is illegal
stop in the name of the law :D
http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/simpsons/police-chief.jpg
Born-n-RaisedVol
01-12-2006, 04:33 PM
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/born-n-raisedvol/wiggum.jpg
Officer Wiggum loses his job after the Springfield bank is robbed at gun-point under his watch while he was at the local bakery.
AUTiger94
01-13-2006, 10:01 AM
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/born-n-raisedvol/wiggum.jpg
Officer Wiggum loses his job after the Springfield bank is robbed at gun-point under his watch while he was at the local bakery.
He's got back-up.
http://www.radioblogger.com/images/barney.JPG
TrueGCFan
01-13-2006, 10:42 AM
http://icereturn.gif
Ice T. Cop Killer!!!!!!!!!
AUTiger94
01-13-2006, 11:30 AM
http://icereturn.gif
Ice T. Cop Killer!!!!!!!!!
http://www.thespoof.com/picstore/GeorgeBush/Bush%20confused%202.1_a.jpg
Foxman
01-14-2006, 01:00 PM
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/4372/anarch.jpg
Until pro-music/free speech anarchists rise up to save the day.
AUTiger94
01-14-2006, 08:26 PM
and "order" is restored.
http://www.thamesvalley.police.uk/news_info/drugs/images/2xtc.jpg
http://www.themoderatevoice.com/files/joe-joe-Clinton,_Hillary-small.1.jpg
AUTiger94
01-18-2006, 09:16 PM
and "order" is restored.
http://www.thamesvalley.police.uk/news_info/drugs/images/2xtc.jpg
http://www.themoderatevoice.com/files/joe-joe-Clinton,_Hillary-small.1.jpg
You mean to tell me nobody wants to or can beat this?
Foxman
01-18-2006, 09:41 PM
You mean to tell me nobody wants to or can beat this?
Lol. Actually, I think you found something that can't be beaten.
Oh wait....
http://www.rainews24.it/ran24/immagini/lewinsky.jpg
Just ask Bill :D
AUTiger94
01-18-2006, 10:01 PM
Lol. Actually, I think you found something that can't be beaten.
Oh wait....
http://www.rainews24.it/ran24/immagini/lewinsky.jpg
Just ask Bill :D
Let's see if she can handle this cigar.
http://www.focusmag.gr/id/files/99727/giant_cigar_.jpg
AUTiger94
02-17-2006, 04:15 PM
Let's see if she can handle this cigar.
http://www.focusmag.gr/id/files/99727/giant_cigar_.jpg
Okay if you new guys are bored see if you can beat the Giant cigar! It has been the champ for almost a month. :eek:
xprmntg
10-08-2006, 05:58 PM
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j110/myphotobucket_album/tablecutter.jpg
AUTiger94
10-10-2006, 08:34 PM
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j110/myphotobucket_album/tablecutter.jpg
I've got someone to destroy that cigar cutter
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/hottopics/superheroes/images/hulk.jpg
Lawdog
10-10-2006, 10:13 PM
I've got someone to destroy that cigar cutter
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/hottopics/superheroes/images/hulk.jpg
Well, here's Hulk's lady to set him straight. "Take out that trash, Hulk! Cut the grass, Hulk! Put the toilet seat down, Hulk!"
http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/368/044_hulk_lady.jpg
Sorry I missed this thread earlier on! I read through every single post. Friggin' hilarious!!
nooneLT
10-11-2006, 02:25 AM
http://www.epinions.com/images/opti/14/63/wellNutritionDiet_FoodsAllJenny_Craig_Nutritional_ Meal_Bar-resized200.gif
:excl: :excl:
Lawdog
10-11-2006, 06:40 PM
http://www.epinions.com/images/opti/14/63/wellNutritionDiet_FoodsAllJenny_Craig_Nutritional_ Meal_Bar-resized200.gif
:excl: :excl:
Hilarious!
AUTiger94
10-11-2006, 07:58 PM
http://www.epinions.com/images/opti/14/63/wellNutritionDiet_FoodsAllJenny_Craig_Nutritional_ Meal_Bar-resized200.gif
:excl: :excl:
Supersize Me!
McDonald's! Where America gets Fat!
http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/09/27/image91a11c97-a87e-49ee-91be-13a47115a97d.jpg
McDonalds huh???? :laugh:
I got that beat. All that nasty fast food and stuff? Well....
http://img44.imagevenue.com/loc336/th_15717_zocor_122_336lo.jpeg (http://img44.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=15717_zocor_122_336lo.jpeg)
and
http://img22.imagevenue.com/loc508/th_16008_1329_122_508lo.jpg
Better than Dexatrim!!!! :laugh:
AUTiger94
10-11-2006, 08:13 PM
McDonalds huh???? :laugh:
I got that beat. All that nasty fast food and stuff? Well....
http://img44.imagevenue.com/loc336/th_15717_zocor_122_336lo.jpeg (http://img44.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=15717_zocor_122_336lo.jpeg)
Folks in the ATL can appreciate this one!
I give you personal injury attorney (Ambulance chaser extraordinaire) Ken Nugent!
We'll Sue the hell out of the drug company! "Ken Nugent got me dis check!"
One Call thats all
http://www.attorneykennugent.com/profiles/images/Ken_Nugent_picture.jpg
Folks in the ATL can appreciate this one!
I give you personal injury attorney (Ambulance chaser extraordinaire) Ken Nugent!
We'll Sue the hell out of the drug company! "Ken Nugent got me dis check!"
One Call thats all
http://www.attorneykennugent.com/profiles/images/Ken_Nugent_picture.jpg
http://members.aol.com/etvjackie/images/joebrown.jpg
Judge Joe Brown says you have no case.... :laugh:
timNem
10-11-2006, 08:35 PM
Supreme Court overrules TV judge
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f311/lilmedicinewoman/IMG_1458.jpg
AUTiger94
10-11-2006, 08:36 PM
http://members.aol.com/etvjackie/images/joebrown.jpg
Judge Joe Brown says you have no case.... :laugh:
The network decides to cancel the judge for a bigger name!
http://www.gentenaar.be/Assets/Images_Upload/NBN_NTV2_SPONS.MM.jpg :laugh:
Supreme Court overrules TV judge
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f311/lilmedicinewoman/IMG_1458.jpg
http://archiv.radio.cz/nato/fotogalerie1/bush.jpg
President Bush overthrows the Supreme Court. :whistle:
timNem
10-11-2006, 10:29 PM
Our worst nightmare comes true in November and new Speaker Nancy Pelosi impeaches Dubya :sign_teot
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n27/texaspatriot8/Pelosi.jpg
Our worst nightmare comes true in November and new Speaker Nancy Pelosi impeaches Dubya :sign_teot
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n27/texaspatriot8/Pelosi.jpg
http://project.cyberpunk.ru/idb/images/logos/terminator.gif
The Bush Administration sends the Cyberdyne system model 101 back through time to assassinate Nancy Pelosi. :laugh:
timNem
10-11-2006, 10:43 PM
http://project.cyberpunk.ru/idb/images/logos/terminator.gif
The Bush Administration sends the Cyberdyne system model 101 back through time to assassinate Nancy Pelosi. :laugh: :thumpsup:
Lawdog
10-11-2006, 11:11 PM
http://project.cyberpunk.ru/idb/images/logos/terminator.gif
The Bush Administration sends the Cyberdyne system model 101 back through time to assassinate Nancy Pelosi. :laugh:
100 ton compress crushes terminator
http://www.hullindustries.com/assets/xpic.jpg undefined
100 ton compress crushes terminator
http://www.hullindustries.com/assets/xpic.jpg undefined
http://www.ocrwm.doe.gov/youth/images/powerplant.jpg
The nuclear plant that supplies the power to your compressor shuts down. :laugh:
Lawdog
10-11-2006, 11:41 PM
http://www.ocrwm.doe.gov/youth/images/powerplant.jpg
The nuclear plant that supplies the power to your compressor shuts down. :laugh:
Kim Jong-Il uses his new-found nuclear technology to re-start the nuclear plant.
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/asiapcf/east/10/30/us.north.korea/story.korea.jong-il.ap.jpg
Kim Jong-Il uses his new-found nuclear technology to re-start the nuclear plant.
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/asiapcf/east/10/30/us.north.korea/story.korea.jong-il.ap.jpg
Sam Fisher assassinates Kim Jong Il.
http://multimedia.iol.pt/gamepro/oratvi/multimedia/imagem/id/215131/152
Lawdog
10-12-2006, 12:02 AM
Sam Fisher assassinates Kim Jong Il.
http://multimedia.iol.pt/gamepro/oratvi/multimedia/imagem/id/215131/152
A Windows error crashes the computer, deleting Sam Fisher.
http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/analysis/content/images/wp.jpg
A Windows error crashes the computer, deleting Sam Fisher.
http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/analysis/content/images/wp.jpg
http://www.poster.net/matrix-the/matrix-the-neo-5001034.jpg
Neo comes in and reboots Windows.
Lawdog
10-12-2006, 12:11 AM
http://www.poster.net/matrix-the/matrix-the-neo-5001034.jpg
Neo comes in and reboots Windows.
Bodhi from Point Break distracts Neo and gets him in trouble robbing banks.
http://www.dvdrama.com/imagescrit/pointbreakint01.jpg
http://www.designbygecko.com/Sale/Bigger/39.jpg
Bodhi from Point Break distracts Neo and gets him in trouble robbing banks.
http://www.dvdrama.com/imagescrit/pointbreakint01.jpg
A Tsunami takes care of Bodie and the ex-Presidents. :laugh:
http://www.asiantsunamivideos.com/tsunami-op.jpg
Lawdog
10-12-2006, 12:18 AM
A Tsunami takes care of Bodie and the ex-Presidents. :laugh:
http://www.asiantsunamivideos.com/tsunami-op.jpg
Moses parts your tsunami.
http://www.biblevideo.org/assets/images/P-MOSES_CALLS_TUNNEL_OPENS.JPG
Moses parts your tsunami.
http://www.biblevideo.org/assets/images/P-MOSES_CALLS_TUNNEL_OPENS.JPG
Indiana Jones steals Moses' Ark of the Covenant.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2003/09/15/images/indiana_jones_screengrab.jpg
Lawdog
10-12-2006, 12:24 AM
Indiana Jones steals Moses' Ark of the Covenant.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2003/09/15/images/indiana_jones_screengrab.jpg
Snakes scare Indy away!
:ohmy:
http://www.uga.edu/srelherp/snakes/Snakes.jpg
Snakes scare Indy away!
:ohmy:
http://www.uga.edu/srelherp/snakes/Snakes.jpg
The mongoose kills each snake one at a time....
http://www.cotswoldwildlifepark.co.uk/images/yellow-mongoose-log-sm.jpg
Lawdog
10-12-2006, 01:12 AM
Stumped huh LawDog? LOL!
I was away for a minute. I'm thinking.....
BTW, you liked my moses one, didn't you....uh-huh :laugh: :laugh:
Lawdog
10-12-2006, 01:16 AM
The mongoose kills each snake one at a time....
http://www.cotswoldwildlifepark.co.uk/images/yellow-mongoose-log-sm.jpg
Ross, the paleontologist, from Friends, removes the mongoose's skull to study it, killing the mongoose.
http://www3.ocn.ne.jp/~nobut/friends/friendsimage/ross.jpg
http://www.skullsunlimited.com/graphics/yellow-mongoose-skull-lg.jpg
NBC cancels Friends....So Ross is out of a job.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ec/NBC,_NewYork.jpg/250px-NBC,_NewYork.jpg
Lawdog
10-12-2006, 01:25 AM
NBC cancels Friends....So Ross is out of a job.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ec/NBC,_NewYork.jpg/250px-NBC,_NewYork.jpg
CBS has the top rated show, beating NBC.
http://www.tothegame.com/res/game/1082/logo.jpg
Jessica Simpson's show on MTV gained higher ratings than CBS with the episode....
"How to suck on an ice cream cone." :ohmy: :blink:
http://002.uploadblaster.com/?file=fdf5b1539553e38f30c4dc92796265a9&cmd=show
Lawdog
10-12-2006, 01:31 AM
Jessica Simpson's show on MTV gained higher ratings than CBS with the episode....
"How to suck on an ice cream cone." :ohmy: :blink:
http://002.uploadblaster.com/?file=fdf5b1539553e38f30c4dc92796265a9&cmd=show
Need I even say anything? OK, I will.
Jessica is stumped by the contents of this:
http://www.wackypackages.org/realproductsscans/2005/chickenofthesea.jpg
My cat eats your can of tuna.....
http://img14.imagevenue.com/loc548/th_35477_Atack_122_548lo.jpg (http://img14.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=35477_Atack_122_548lo.jpg)
Lawdog
10-12-2006, 01:38 AM
My cat eats your can of tuna.....
http://img14.imagevenue.com/loc548/th_35477_Atack_122_548lo.jpg (http://img14.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=35477_Atack_122_548lo.jpg)
The vet euthanizes your cat.
http://www.fazeteen.com/articles/images/vet2.jpg
Hence:
http://www.undergroundhumor.com/books/images/sneakapeek/101udcfrontcover_large.gif
http://www.undergroundhumor.com/books/images/sneakapeek/101udcsample1_large.gif
http://static.flickr.com/23/29015612_fc15e0c63d_o.gif
The vet has his business license revoked....
http://www.freedomstone.com/graphics/other/certificate10.jpg
I'm done for the night...We'll finish this tomorrow. :laugh:
Lawdog
10-12-2006, 01:52 AM
The vet has his business license revoked....
http://www.freedomstone.com/graphics/other/certificate10.jpg
I'm done for the night...We'll finish this tomorrow. :laugh:
A lion that the vet once saved mauls the members of the board that revoked the vet's license.
http://www.africa-onweb.com/faune/media/animaux/images/lion.jpg
I'm out too. Had to get in the last shot, though. :laugh:
Trinity
10-12-2006, 03:09 AM
A lion that the vet once saved mauls the members of the board that revoked the vet's license.
http://www.africa-onweb.com/faune/media/animaux/images/lion.jpg
my Safari Hunter killed your lion...
http://img129.imagevenue.com/loc350/th_40480_leone1_122_350lo.jpg
VOLjlt
10-12-2006, 04:29 AM
my Safari Hunter killed your lion...
http://img129.imagevenue.com/loc350/th_40480_leone1_122_350lo.jpg
Lightning suddenly struck and killed the safari hunter.
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9521/lightning1vr6.th.jpg (http://img140.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lightning1vr6.jpg)
Lawdog
10-12-2006, 08:04 AM
Lightning suddenly struck and killed the safari hunter.
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9521/lightning1vr6.th.jpg (http://img140.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lightning1vr6.jpg)
Storm, from X-Men, brings wind that blows away your lightning clouds.
http://www.comicbookconventions.com/conventionalthinking/wp-content/halleberry_storm.jpg
pc72687
10-12-2006, 08:15 AM
Indiana Jones has no time for your trickery:
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i33/pc72687/indy.jpg
Lawdog
10-12-2006, 08:41 AM
Indiana Jones has no time for your trickery:
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i33/pc72687/indy.jpg
Indiana Jones was done yesterday, but here is my response from yesterday:
Indy hates snakes!!
http://www.uga.edu/srelherp/snakes/Snakes.jpg
Please don't answer with a mongoose (done) or the Crocodile Hunter. That would just lead to a stingray,and that's just wrong.
Storm, from X-Men, brings wind that blows away your lightning clouds.
http://www.comicbookconventions.com/conventionalthinking/wp-content/halleberry_storm.jpg
My Apache Helicopter shoots Storm right outta the air.
http://img155.imagevenue.com/loc361/th_60640_ah64_image3_122_361lo.jpg (http://img155.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=60640_ah64_image3_122_361lo.jpg)
Lawdog
10-12-2006, 08:48 AM
My Apache Helicopter shoots Storm right outta the air.
http://img155.imagevenue.com/loc361/th_60640_ah64_image3_122_361lo.jpg (http://img155.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=60640_ah64_image3_122_361lo.jpg)
My terrorist, armed with an RGP, blows your chopper down.
http://www.al-ghoul.com/images/anti_tank.jpg
My terrorist, armed with an RGP, blows your chopper down.
http://www.al-ghoul.com/images/anti_tank.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/savigyn/images/delta.jpg
My undercover Delta Force operatives killed your terrorist.
Lawdog
10-12-2006, 08:58 AM
http://www.geocities.com/savigyn/images/delta.jpg
My undercover Delta Force operatives killed your terrorist.
Leeches in that water suck all the blood out of your Delta Force operatives.
http://www.scienceinafrica.co.za/pics/leech.jpg
Leeches in that water suck all the blood out of your Delta Force operatives.
http://www.scienceinafrica.co.za/pics/leech.jpg
http://doctor.website2go.com/images/59141.JPG?s=935790689
Doctors collect all of the leeches off of the corpses to use for research.
Lawdog
10-12-2006, 09:14 AM
http://doctor.website2go.com/images/59141.JPG?s=935790689
Doctors collect all of the leeches off of the corpses to use for research.
Donald Trump fires the doctors.
http://estratega.typepad.com/estratega/images/yourefired.gif
Donald Trump fires the doctors.
http://estratega.typepad.com/estratega/images/yourefired.gif
A Playboy Bunny distracts Trump while stealing his wallet. Making off with millions.
http://www.tvdance.com/shop/-00-images/halloween-costumes/playboy-bunny-costume.jpg
Lawdog
10-12-2006, 09:58 AM
A Playboy Bunny distracts Trump while stealing his wallet. Making off with millions.
http://www.tvdance.com/shop/-00-images/halloween-costumes/playboy-bunny-costume.jpg
A simple mathematic equation confuses and frightens the Playboy Bunny.
http://www.emsl.pnl.gov/docs/mathexpl/pythag.gif
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