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CockyTatGuy
07-25-2005, 11:50 PM
Ok, I found this at one of the other forums I visit and I have to say, it is actually pretty fun. I start and google a pic to post of something, then the next person post something that could beat that and so on. But you can't use any weapons of Mass Destruction (Nukes and stuff like that). So off we go...


http://mamba.bio.uci.edu/~pjbryant/biodiv/spiders/0089.jpg

Cianne
07-26-2005, 12:01 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/Boot.jpg

Bongo
07-26-2005, 12:03 AM
Spider Wasp

Bongo
07-26-2005, 12:05 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/Boot.jpg


Didn't think about the boot. Simple, yet effective.

CockyTatGuy
07-26-2005, 08:34 AM
My chainsaw cuts your boot up...

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/elvis/images/chainsaw.jpg

BeeDee
07-26-2005, 10:55 AM
[QUOTE=CockyTatGuy]My chainsaw cuts your boot up...

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/mangadude/computers/drive/11.jpg

And my sledgehammer smashes your chainsaw to bits.

nooneLT
07-26-2005, 11:02 AM
http://www.ento.csiro.au/research/storprod/termite1.jpg

my termites eat your sledgehammer handle!~

Cianne
07-26-2005, 11:11 AM
http://www.ento.csiro.au/research/storprod/termite1.jpg

my termites eat your sledgehammer handle!~

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/exterminator.jpg

My exterminator gases your termites. I couldn't find a picture of the guy from Men In Black :(

pc72687
07-26-2005, 11:53 AM
My anthrax beats your exterminator!
http://niah.naro.affrc.go.jp/disease/anthrax/images/anthrax-2_00.jpg

BeeDee
07-26-2005, 07:42 PM
http://www.homegrocer.com/images/products/lysol-country-garden.gif

My "Country Fresh" Lysol kills your Anthrax.

Foxman
07-26-2005, 08:12 PM
http://www.twequip.com/Equipment/images/h050103a.jpg

And winner by knockout, Trashcompactor!!! :D

Cianne
07-26-2005, 08:15 PM
Holy hell resize that, however, my super magnet beats your compactor

nm you did, gawd that was huge

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/LiftingMagnet.jpg

Foxman
07-26-2005, 08:19 PM
Holy hell resize that, however, my super magnet beats your compactor

nm you did, gawd that was huge

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/LiftingMagnet.jpg

Ya, I didn't realize on the google image they shrunk it down. Lol, I copied it to here and Daayyyuumm.

Anyway, how the hell can you beat a magnet?

Cianne
07-26-2005, 08:20 PM
Ya, I didn't relize on the google image they shrunk it down. Lol, I copied it to here and :eek: Daayyyuumm.

Anyway, how the hell can you beat a magnet?

Make it unmagnetic.

Foxman
07-26-2005, 08:32 PM
Easier said than done.

The only way I could do this is to rotate the earth upside down, therefor reversing the earth's magnetic field, and making the positive side (attracting my compactor) the negative side. This would shoot my compactor down to earth( with the help of gravity) and finally, hit the ground with a satisfying thud.

I think.

Too bad I couldn't find an image of an earth flipper. So I drew one. :)

pc72687
07-26-2005, 09:57 PM
My book of the laws of physics says that it is impossible to do this. Therefore my Physics book beats your earth tilter/mad scientist plan.

http://www.gg.caltech.edu/~zhukov/teaching/phys2230/book.jpg

Foxman
07-26-2005, 10:12 PM
http://www.alb-info.de/axwa-gallery/crossover/vertical/bigimages/bic-lighter.jpg

Hehe. Man, that was 100x easier than that damn earth flipper.

P.S. Whats with the duck-tape on the bottom left of that book cover?

pc72687
07-26-2005, 10:17 PM
[QUOTE=FoxmanP.S. Whats with the duck-tape on the bottom left of that book cover?[/QUOTE]

Not sure. Got it from a web site.

But my water hose beats your fire.

http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk/day_in_the_life/december_02_kruger/kruger2.jpg

jneesy
07-26-2005, 11:17 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:N4nbeaZCy-0J:www.ne-design.net/images/whiskey-barrel-spigot.jpg

i'll just turn off the spigot :p

Cianne
07-26-2005, 11:51 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/HAMMER20BODY20CROSS20PIEN2024020500.jpg

Hammer knocks off the spigot

jneesy
07-27-2005, 07:33 AM
http://www.extrel.com/cms/program/image/Blast%20Furnace%20low%20res.jpg

that should about do in the hammer (and about anything else) :D

Cianne
07-27-2005, 08:31 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/plug-outlet-ac-adapter-hand.jpg

Sorry neesy, I just unplugged your machinery there.

BeeDee
07-27-2005, 08:40 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/plug-outlet-ac-adapter-hand.jpg

Sorry neesy, I just unplugged your machinery there.

That's not really an object... how could one "beat" that? I guess I could cut off your hand with my handy-dandy machete!

http://www.arrowheadtradingpost.com/images/machete.jpg

Cianne
07-27-2005, 08:54 AM
That's not really an object... how could one "beat" that? I guess I could cut off your hand with my handy-dandy machete!


Pfft the plug was the object but thanks for cutting my hand off :(

BeeDee
07-27-2005, 09:08 AM
Pfft the plug was the object but thanks for cutting my hand off :(

OK then, if you say so:

http://store.nanoscience.com/ProductImages/STM/wirecutters.jpg

Cut your wires.

Foxman
07-27-2005, 12:16 PM
http://www.tech.purdue.edu/at/Courses/AEML/airframeimages/soldering.jpg

Wire soldering.

uscrebel
07-27-2005, 01:46 PM
Don't even think about trying to top this...it's too scary!

http://www.wrrx.com/images/DarryltStevens/martha.jpg

BeeDee
07-27-2005, 03:35 PM
How about 550 kVA? That'll take care of Martha AND that soldering iron.

http://205.243.100.155/frames/345kV_Arcs.jpg

uscrebel
07-27-2005, 03:38 PM
How about 550 kVA? That'll take care of Martha AND that soldering iron.

http://205.243.100.155/frames/345kV_Arcs.jpg

there is only one thing that is scarier than Martha.

uscrebel
07-27-2005, 03:42 PM
there is only one thing that is scarier than Martha.


Arrrggghhh!!!

http://www.wrrx.com/images/DarryltStevens/rosieodonnella.jpg

I win! I win![CENTER]

BeeDee
07-27-2005, 03:47 PM
http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10101000/10101855.jpg

Rosie repellant.

jneesy
07-27-2005, 04:23 PM
i think tom needs an attitude adjustment

http://store.softballfans.com/ProductImages/catalyst_LRG.jpg

pc72687
07-27-2005, 07:48 PM
I'll just get Sosa to bust your bat!

http://www.latinosportslegends.com/images/sosa_corked_bat.jpg

jneesy
07-27-2005, 08:34 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:RCWpM4jAzRQJ:austinstar.com/drugtest/drugtest2.jpeg

this will fix sosa :D

GAMECOCK_FAN
07-27-2005, 08:35 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:RCWpM4jAzRQJ:austinstar.com/drugtest/drugtest2.jpeg

this will fix sosa :D
Now that was outstanding! :cool: Good job jneesy.

USC66
07-27-2005, 09:29 PM
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6988/drinks4xy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

This should take care of the drug test.

BeeDee
07-27-2005, 09:31 PM
http://www.testclear.com/images/detoxify_fast_and_clean_med.jpg

They make kits to get around that.

Neo
07-27-2005, 09:31 PM
Yall need to remember to make the pics clickable thumbnails or keep them a reasonable size. We are a "Dial-up" friendly site. Thanks!

Neo
SECTalk.com Admin/News Writer

Neo
07-27-2005, 09:40 PM
This is for that XXL Detox bottle...


http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9092/originalwhizzinatorlogos0td.gif (http://imageshack.us)

uscrebel
07-27-2005, 10:00 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:RCWpM4jAzRQJ:austinstar.com/drugtest/drugtest2.jpeg

this will fix sosa :D

Somebody give Neesy Man some rep....I tried but still have to "Spread" before I can....this is the funniest thing I have seen all day!

Neo
07-27-2005, 10:01 PM
Arrrggghhh!!!

http://www.wrrx.com/images/DarryltStevens/rosieodonnella.jpg

I win! I win![CENTER]


NOPE!

I win!


http://img24.imagevenue.com/loc187/th_a84_bashthis.jpg (http://img24.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc187&image=a84_bashthis.jpg)

GAMECOCK_FAN
07-27-2005, 10:02 PM
Somebody give Neesy Man some rep....I tried but still have to "Spread" before I can....this is the funniest thing I have seen all day!
Already have. I'm still laughing about this one. As a matter of fact, that was so funny, I may wake up laughing. :D

GAMECOCK_FAN
07-28-2005, 08:06 AM
NOPE!

I win!


http://img24.imagevenue.com/loc187/th_a84_bashthis.jpg (http://img24.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc187&image=a84_bashthis.jpg)

Nope, my M1 Abrams tank will take you out. :D

jneesy
07-28-2005, 08:20 AM
little tank go bye bye

http://www.pr.afrl.af.mil/divisions/prt/ihptet/images/APACHE_sm.gif

GAMECOCK_FAN
07-28-2005, 09:20 AM
little tank go bye bye

http://www.pr.afrl.af.mil/divisions/prt/ihptet/images/APACHE_sm.gif

My Hawk takes out your Apache.

Neo
07-28-2005, 09:20 AM
little tank go bye bye

http://www.pr.afrl.af.mil/divisions/prt/ihptet/images/APACHE_sm.gif



Your Apache is going "Bye-Bye". :) :cool:

FIM-92A Stinger Weapons System
http://img36.imagevenue.com/loc176/th_8e2_stinger_03.jpg (http://img36.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc176&image=8e2_stinger_03.jpg)

jneesy
07-28-2005, 09:43 AM
my prowler makes the radar screens go black

http://www.cnn.com/US/9903/29/us.kosovo.military.01/ea6b.prowler.jpg

GAMECOCK_FAN
07-28-2005, 09:55 AM
Hurricanes here. My hurricane grounded your EA-6 Prowler.

uscrebel
07-28-2005, 12:17 PM
http://www.wrrx.com/images/DarryltStevens/523161blackhole300.jpg

All of you are sucked into my black hole and crushed...except Rosie O'Donnell...her fat ass wouldn't fit.

BeeDee
07-28-2005, 12:26 PM
http://www.wrrx.com/images/DarryltStevens/523161blackhole300.jpg

All of you are sucked into my black hole and crushed...except Rosie O'Donnell...her fat ass wouldn't fit.

Way to go, buttmunch, you killed the thread.

GamecocksRule
07-28-2005, 12:29 PM
Way to go, buttmunch, you killed the thread.
LOL! Yep, I think Rebel officially found the only thing in the universe that you can't "top" in this game ;) :D

Cianne
07-28-2005, 01:21 PM
LOL! Yep, I think Rebel officially found the only thing in the universe that you can't "top" in this game ;) :D

Actually I will beat it.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/hawking.jpg

My Stephen Hawking beats the black hole by avoiding its singularity point thus escaping the black hole on the other side.

Foxman
07-28-2005, 02:47 PM
Lmao. Stephen Hawking.

http://www.scenta.co.uk/images/userimages/einstein.gif

Eintseins better though.

Cianne
07-28-2005, 02:51 PM
Lmao. Stephen Hawking.

http://www.scenta.co.uk/images/userimages/einstein.gif

Eintseins better though.

I could just post Hawking again for beating out Einstein by unifying a lot of his theories but I'll let someone else post something to beat him :)

BeeDee
07-28-2005, 03:08 PM
http://www.rcsed.ac.uk/journal/vol46_3/4630010.jpg

An aneurysm beat Albert Einstein on April 18, 1955.

uscrebel
07-28-2005, 03:11 PM
http://www.rcsed.ac.uk/journal/vol46_3/4630010.jpg

An aneurysm beat Albert Einstein on April 18, 1955.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha

No disrespect meant to Dr. Einstein.

ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha

It was funny!

uscrebel
07-28-2005, 03:23 PM
Okay...I'll take care of that nasty aneurysm all by myself.....

http://www.wrrx.com/images/DarryltStevens/heartsurgery.jpg

I freakin' rule!

GAMECOCK_FAN
07-28-2005, 03:26 PM
I burnt the book before anyone could read it. ;)

BeeDee
07-28-2005, 03:49 PM
http://www.assabetriver.org/streamwatch/photos/hosespray.jpg

So much for those matches.

Cianne
07-28-2005, 03:52 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/brokenpipe.jpg

So much of that water (this is a broken pipe btw)

BeeDee
07-28-2005, 03:55 PM
http://www.plumber-nottingham.com/images/Plumber%202.jpg

Called a plumber for that.

uscrebel
07-28-2005, 04:01 PM
Called a plumber for that.

NOPE!

You're on Strike.

http://www.wrrx.com/images/DarryltStevens/ds2pic3.jpg

Foxman
07-28-2005, 04:03 PM
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/414587/2/Soviet_flag.jpg

No more unions. Its communism time.

BeeDee
07-28-2005, 04:05 PM
http://archives.cnn.com/2000/US/04/11/hinckley.visits.02/link.ronald.reagan.jpg

No more commies. Ronnie's here.

Cianne
07-28-2005, 04:08 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/alz3d.jpg

Was the first thing that came to mind :o

BeeDee
07-28-2005, 04:09 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/alz3d.jpg

Was the first thing that came to mind :o


And strangely enough, the first thing that you forgot too, right?

uscrebel
07-28-2005, 04:11 PM
Was the first thing that came to mind :o

I can fix that too!

http://www.wrrx.com/images/DarryltStevens/stemcellsda.jpg

Foxman
07-28-2005, 04:17 PM
http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/10d-14/pro-life-sign.jpg

Oooh. Moral standards... that ones gunna be hard.


(P.S. I'm not taken a political side on this, so let's not get into this argument... and sorry for the image size, its the only one i can find)

BeeDee
07-28-2005, 04:20 PM
http://www.cs.ualberta.ca/research/library/gif/small/0-19-514767-7.gif

These tend to beat morals, in my book.

Cianne
07-28-2005, 04:22 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/bradbury.jpg

Ray Bradbury will have your books burned.

Cianne
07-28-2005, 04:32 PM
George, Ronnie would want you to lift the stem cell ban...we do not think it is morally wrong. Nancy
http://www.wrrx.com/images/DarryltStevens/nancyreagan.jpg

You're a couple posts behind :)

Foxman
07-28-2005, 04:33 PM
Ya, make sure to delete your post if the thread is alittle fast-pace.

Anyway, back to Ray Bradbury.



http://www.smarthome.com/images/972453sidebig.jpg

Should cause alot of problems for ol' Ray, and writers across America.

BeeDee
07-28-2005, 07:49 PM
Not if I do this to all the TV and Radio stations:

http://www.serbia-info.com/g3/images/rts016a.jpg

CockyTatGuy
07-29-2005, 04:10 AM
http://wesleyprints.com/retailgallery/sportspgb/tideb.jpg
And the tide comes in a clears up all the crap...

Btw guys, I am hurtin now from reading all of these posts, man that is some funny stuff.

WayzUp
07-29-2005, 07:07 AM
Ask the Wooly Mammoth how well pachyderms and oceans react to an ice age... ;)

http://www.wrrx.com/thumbs/wayzup/icyliberty.jpg (http://www.wrrx.com/images/wayzup/icyliberty.jpg)

BeeDee
07-29-2005, 08:05 AM
http://cableorganizer.com/images/heatgun/vt1100.jpg

Heatgun should do the trick.

pc72687
07-29-2005, 08:56 AM
Heat gun isn't much use when your dead! By the hands of this guy!

http://www.cannabisireland.com/images/terrorist.jpg

Cianne
07-29-2005, 08:57 AM
Heat gun isn't much use when your dead! By the hands of this guy!


I guess that guy is going to shoot the heatgun to death? :D

pc72687
07-29-2005, 09:16 AM
No, just the person who is using the heat gun. I know it is kinda lame, but then again so is using a heat gun to stop the ICE AGE!

BeeDee
07-29-2005, 09:20 AM
http://depts.washington.edu/chemeng/images/cent/kevlar-vest.jpg

Kevlar vest.

pc72687
07-29-2005, 09:23 AM
Lets see your little fashion statement stop this! :D
http://www.summitammunition.com/images/Summit%2050%20cal%20AP.jpg

BeeDee
07-29-2005, 09:38 AM
Lets see your little fashion statement stop this! :D
http://www.summitammunition.com/images/Summit%2050%20cal%20AP.jpg

In that case, I'll just dive into the lake. According to Mythbusters (yes, they're the authority on all matters :D ) a .50 Armor Piercing round doesn't stand a chance at hitting a target more than about 12" under the surface of water - even at a range of only 10'. That's a pretty good episode, if you haven't seen it.

http://www.lakewhitneyflotilla515.org/Lake-Whitney.jpg

GAMECOCK_FAN
07-29-2005, 09:48 AM
Oops. Water was infested with numerous alligators (hungry alligators). ;)

WayzUp
07-29-2005, 09:56 AM
Oh that is just too easy :D

http://www.wrrx.com/images/wayzup/crocodilehunter.jpg

GAMECOCK_FAN
07-29-2005, 09:58 AM
Geez. Is there anything that can beat the Crocodile Hunter? :cool:

BeeDee
07-29-2005, 10:08 AM
Geez. Is there anything that can beat the Crocodile Hunter? :cool:

Yep. HIS WIFE.

http://www.tourbookings.com.au/images/terri_koala_new.jpg

GAMECOCK_FAN
07-29-2005, 10:29 AM
This needle has been infected with an incurable disease, and Teri has been stuck.

drkralc
07-29-2005, 01:25 PM
This needle has been infected with an incurable disease, and Teri has been stuck. This should fix the problem...

http://www.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/b2/200px-Atomic_blast.jpg

Or can I do this?????

drkralc
07-29-2005, 01:44 PM
This should fix the problem...

http://www.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/b2/200px-Atomic_blast.jpg

Or can I do this?????
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/origins/images/knol-dna.jpg

OK, my bad. This is a genetically modified strand of disease impervious human DNA.

BeeDee
07-29-2005, 02:05 PM
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/origins/images/knol-dna.jpg

OK, my bad. This is a genetically modified strand of disease impervious human DNA.

And let's mutate that into something a little more usfeul with this:

http://www.ehs.umaryland.edu/images/hazards/radioactive%20materials.jpg

Cianne
07-29-2005, 02:07 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Syanne/helicase.gif

Helicase unwinds DNA.

AuburnandGamecockGirl
07-29-2005, 05:12 PM
http://www.wrrx.com/images/auwareagle01/madscientistforsectalk.jpg

and the mad scientist corrects the DNA problem and spirals it back together correctly...

Neo
07-29-2005, 05:38 PM
http://www.wrrx.com/images/auwareagle01/madscientistforsectalk.jpg

and the mad scientist corrects the DNA problem and spirals it back together correctly...



Only for the DNA to be infected with HIV. :D

http://img29.imagevenue.com/loc111/th_f7a_HIV_1NCR7R10K11SSSbis.jpg (http://img29.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc111&image=f7a_HIV_1NCR7R10K11SSSbis.jpg)

pc72687
07-29-2005, 07:00 PM
With all this DNA being talked about it turned me into a mad scientist. I read a book by Micheal Crichton and used it as a blue print to make my master piece. It also doubles as something to eat all your creations. Dinner is served.
http://www.lost-world.com/Lost_World02/Jurassic_Park.Site/stills/0630_23.GIF

Foxman
07-29-2005, 08:17 PM
http://fig.cox.miami.edu/~cmallery/150/scimeth/impactimage.jpg

Can anyone say "mass extinction?"

AuburnandGamecockGirl
07-29-2005, 08:54 PM
http://www.wrrx.com/images/auwareagle01/god.jpg
and then God begins creation all over again...

LedCock
07-29-2005, 09:17 PM
Then radical Islamic extremists come in and distort religion.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:sbuzcWqigW8J:http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20050117/capt.sge.cih00.170105221609.photo02.photo.default-380x297.jpg

jneesy
07-29-2005, 11:27 PM
Bush and crew come in and whoop some terrorist azz

http://www.jiggscasey.com/images/politicalads/bush-cheney-rumsfeld.jpg

JerryBeeds
07-29-2005, 11:31 PM
Then this guy torches Bush with his blowtorch...

http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/fire.jpg

jneesy
07-29-2005, 11:38 PM
thump ole flame brain in the noggin with a brick

http://www.kitcomm.com/comments/gold/userimages/brick.jpg :D

Foxman
07-30-2005, 12:00 AM
Always wear a helmet!

http://www.quakekare.com/ProductImages/8m1_detailed_image.gif

pc72687
07-30-2005, 08:56 AM
I don't think the helment helped out much here.

http://www.isitfast.com/images/CyclePics/ouch.jpg

LedCock
07-30-2005, 11:01 AM
We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
http://www.gothamist.com/images/2003_10_6million.jpg

JerryBeeds
07-30-2005, 11:06 AM
The reaper comes and tells Lee Majors his time is up...

http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/reaper.jpg

jneesy
07-30-2005, 11:16 AM
the good dr frankenstein will make old lee as good as new

http://www.strangemag.com/madscientists/msimages/eviloffrankensteinszd.jpg

pc72687
07-31-2005, 07:07 PM
I'll run his arse over with the Gen. Lee.
http://hovisdirect.com/dukespage/small_jump_thumb.jpg

JerryBeeds
07-31-2005, 07:26 PM
Then this critter blows up the General Lee...

http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/bazookahog.jpg

pc72687
07-31-2005, 07:36 PM
Damn squirrels. Spilled my beer.
http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/beer_spill.jpg

pc72687
07-31-2005, 07:37 PM
This is one way to take care of that squirrel.
http://www.humournet.co.uk/Images/funny_pic18.jpg

JerryBeeds
07-31-2005, 07:40 PM
Then this guy eats the little dog...

http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/fatty.jpg

pc72687
07-31-2005, 07:44 PM
Been looking for a way to finish off North Korea. A fat person nuke!
http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/bigfatbomb.jpg

P.S. the lady was supposed to sit on the squirrel by the way!

Bongo
07-31-2005, 10:50 PM
MAN !! that's cold. but funnt :D

pc72687
08-01-2005, 07:52 PM
Here is another way to get rid of that squirrel!
http://www.redsquirrels.info/gallery6.jpg

GeauxTo
08-01-2005, 09:23 PM
Been looking for a way to finish off North Korea. A fat person nuke!
http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/bigfatbomb.jpg

P.S. the lady was supposed to sit on the squirrel by the way!
http://www.airforce.forces.gc.ca/equip/grfx/equip_gallery/historic_gallery/wallpaper/voodoo.jpg

GeauxTo
08-01-2005, 09:25 PM
Voodoo gets everything...

http://petersterndesign.com/images/voodoo2.gif

JerryBeeds
08-01-2005, 09:29 PM
The spork negates your voodoo... :p

http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/spork.jpg :D

GeauxTo
08-01-2005, 09:35 PM
The spork negates your voodoo... :p

http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/spork.jpg :D
The mouth eats your Spork...
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:kGyCYNIrQuQJ:http://www.everafta.co.uk/images/Inside%2520Matts%2520mouth.JPG (http://www.everafta.co.uk/images/Inside%20Matts%20mouth.JPG)
:D

JerryBeeds
08-01-2005, 09:39 PM
Eating dirty cash decays your mouth...

http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/moneymouth.jpg

OmahaBound
08-01-2005, 09:39 PM
http://img304.imageshack.us/img304/8750/schwartz0aj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The Schwartz defeats all.

BeeDee
08-01-2005, 09:41 PM
The mouth eats your Spork...
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:kGyCYNIrQuQJ:http://www.everafta.co.uk/images/Inside%2520Matts%2520mouth.JPG (http://www.everafta.co.uk/images/Inside%20Matts%20mouth.JPG)
:D

Can't bite anything with your mouth zippered closed.

http://www.desoto.k12.ms.us/teachers/TamaraBrodie/images/zipper%20mouth.gif

Cianne
08-01-2005, 11:13 PM
http://www.halloween-mask.com/morris/beetlejuice_morris.jpg

Beetlejuice can easily take the zipper off your mouth with his crazy magicks!

Oh and response to Geaux, the Canadian Air Force can't shoot down the fat lady because they are too busy dropping bombs on golf courses.

jneesy
08-02-2005, 06:40 AM
the exorcist will take care of beetles sorry azz

http://images.contactmusic.com/images/reviews/exorcist.jpg

BeeDee
08-02-2005, 08:17 AM
the exorcist will take care of beetles sorry azz

http://images.contactmusic.com/images/reviews/exorcist.jpg

Uh oh.
http://www.servercentrix.com/albums/LSU-Sucks/priest_arrested.gif

pc72687
08-02-2005, 08:25 AM
Bubba and Suzy are in jail waiting on his sweet azz!
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20010811/226meditate.jpg

drkralc
08-02-2005, 02:10 PM
Bubba and Suzy are in jail waiting on his sweet azz!
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20010811/226meditate.jpg Treating prisoners the way they should be since the beginning of time.....

Click here for view if picture not present... (http://www.impawards.com/1987/posters/hellraiser.jpg)

http://www.impawards.com/1987/posters/hellraiser.jpg
http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/52/15/60m.jpg

Neo
08-02-2005, 02:17 PM
Treating prisoners the way they should be since the beginning of time.....

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/52/15/60m.jpg



This is what you use to handle prisoners.... :D :cool:


http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/7889/mo11017uv.th.jpg (http://img244.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mo11017uv.jpg)

Foxman
08-13-2005, 10:47 PM
http://img.slate.msn.com/media/42000/42593/Neubecker_Jailbreak.GIF

Jailbreak

(I thought this thread needed to be awoken again.)

BeeDee
08-14-2005, 08:32 AM
http://www.nextdaypets.com/directory/breeds/images/1100042.jpg
Bloodhound's comin' to get 'ya!

JerryBeeds
08-14-2005, 08:38 AM
Elmo stabs the bloodhound....

http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/elmo.jpg

jneesy
08-14-2005, 10:35 AM
we'll make elmos red butt a little redder :eek:

http://merchandise.chocodog.com/chocodog/merchandise/lightersample.gif

JerryBeeds
08-14-2005, 10:51 AM
This kid uses the lighter to light up....

http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/smoke.jpg

Foxman
08-14-2005, 12:00 PM
http://www.besttreatments.co.uk/btuk/images/lung_cancer_xray.jpg

Poor kid.

jneesy
08-14-2005, 04:30 PM
This kid uses the lighter to light up....

http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/smoke.jpg


hey a future gamecock maybe???? :D :D :D

jneesy
08-14-2005, 04:32 PM
just throw the little bugger in the nuke box that will take care of that cancer


http://www.regale.co.uk/images/sharp-microwave.gif

JerryBeeds
08-14-2005, 04:34 PM
http://www.besttreatments.co.uk/btuk/images/lung_cancer_xray.jpg

Poor kid.

The spork digs out the cancer...

http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/spork.jpg

Foxman
08-14-2005, 06:00 PM
http://www.hahns.tv/Pictures/Me/bend_the_spoon.jpg

Your untensils are no use against this guy.

BeeDee
08-14-2005, 06:02 PM
Your untensils are no use against this guy.

Ehhh... WTF?

JerryBeeds
08-14-2005, 06:28 PM
The penguin kills your fat chinese dude....

http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/fear.jpg

Foxman
08-14-2005, 06:46 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/books/12/11/review.mythology/story.batman.jpg

Nana-nana-nana-nana-nana Batman!!!!

JerryBeeds
08-14-2005, 06:48 PM
That doesn't make sense. I'm calling shenanigans on that one.

Foxman
08-14-2005, 06:49 PM
Come on. It's batman. Batman always fights The Penguin...

Or is this a different Penguin.

JerryBeeds
08-14-2005, 06:52 PM
Okay, it makes sense now. You just have to say what you mean or you'll confuse stupid people like me.

JerryBeeds
08-14-2005, 07:59 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/books/12/11/review.mythology/story.batman.jpg

Nana-nana-nana-nana-nana Batman!!!!

This guy eats Batman with his freakishly large mouth...

http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/m1.jpg :eek:

BeeDee
08-14-2005, 09:00 PM
This guy eats Batman with his freakishly large mouth...

http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/m1.jpg :eek:

That's easily taken care of with this ball gag (don't act like you don't know what this is, beeds ;) ):

http://passional.net/store/images/STL137.jpg

JerryBeeds
08-14-2005, 09:09 PM
This guy doesn't mind the "ball" gag!

http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/youonline.jpg :p

BeeDee
08-15-2005, 09:16 AM
This guy doesn't mind the "ball" gag!

http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/youonline.jpg :p

http://www.kotv.com/pages/catimages/anti-gay-protest110804-2.jpg

Guess he's on the wrong side in this one, huh?

jneesy
08-15-2005, 09:27 AM
hangin's too good for that fella


http://img.thefreedictionary.com/thumb/1/11/Hangmans_Noose_Final.jpg

BeeDee
08-15-2005, 09:37 AM
Cut the rope:
http://www.civilwar.si.edu/weapons_images/bowie.jpg

jneesy
08-15-2005, 01:57 PM
torch beats knife


http://www.petrogen.com/sparks.jpg

JerryBeeds
08-15-2005, 02:01 PM
This guy's joint causes the torch to run out of gas....

http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/giantjoint.jpg

cocky4ever
08-15-2005, 02:15 PM
This guy's joint causes the torch to run out of gas....

http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/giantjoint.jpg
Is that your answer for everything Beeds :D

BeeDee
08-15-2005, 02:21 PM
Is that your answer for everything Beeds :D

As if you have to ask.

JerryBeeds
08-16-2005, 05:40 PM
Is that your answer for everything Beeds :D

Sho nuff... :p

http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/mj1.jpg :D

Where's_Demetris?
08-16-2005, 07:06 PM
Sho nuff... :p

http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/mj1.jpg :D
Likewise for myself, and Demetris unfortunately.

jneesy
08-16-2005, 08:00 PM
and fido here chews his butt in half

http://www.burke.k12.nc.us/GHildebrand/a_DrugDog4.jpg

JerryBeeds
08-16-2005, 08:09 PM
Then the doughboy caps the K-9...

http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/pillsbury.jpg

usafbamafan
08-16-2005, 08:12 PM
http://www.boingboing.net/images/cookiemonster.jpg


The Cookie Monster eats the Doughboy!!

JerryBeeds
08-16-2005, 08:16 PM
The cookie monster gets sidetracked smoking doobies with kermit. That kermit is one bad influence...

http://www.wrrx.com/images/Jerrybeeds/kermit1.jpg :p

usafbamafan
08-16-2005, 08:25 PM
http://estaestuweb.iespana.es/nueva/inicio/south/3d/thumbnails/ride800x600_jpg.jpg

Uncle Jimbo and Ned mistake Kermit for the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka and Thin out his numbers!!!

Foxman
01-06-2006, 11:29 PM
Sorry about this, but I was looking at some of these old threads, and this one has to be the funniest i've read.. Anyone want to start this bad boy up again? I'm up for it. Oh, and let's not start with the southpark reference. :D

usafbamafan
01-07-2006, 11:59 AM
Sorry about this, but I was looking at some of these old threads, and this one has to be the funniest i've read.. Anyone want to start this bad boy up again? I'm up for it. Oh, and let's not start with the southpark reference. :D

Hey, I thought that was pretty clever.

Foxman
01-07-2006, 02:37 PM
Hey, I thought that was pretty clever.

Well, so did I, but I don't know how many Southpark fans are around here...
Aww, who cares.

http://homepage.mac.com/zendonut/daerr_in_sp.jpg

PETA.

jneesy
01-07-2006, 02:42 PM
every time i see peta i think


http://mcmuffin.co.uk/photos/uncategorized/0.jpg

DINNER :D

Foxman
01-07-2006, 04:14 PM
http://www.ic-network.com/bev/stomach4.jpg

That thing did look pretty gross. :)

jneesy
01-07-2006, 04:28 PM
looks like you are having a pepto moment

http://www.epinions.com/images/ext/well/482/wellMedicineOTCAllPepto_Bismol_Original_Formula_Li quid.jpg

Foxman
01-08-2006, 08:57 PM
Its pretty hard to beat the pepto.

http://www.cdaccess.com/jpg/shared/front/large/altmed.jpg

Best I could come up with :cool:

jneesy
01-09-2006, 07:22 AM
might as well go see the.......

witch doctor

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38264000/jpg/_38264985_witch300.jpg

Foxman
01-09-2006, 05:15 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:AfoaxWrm_P8J:www.collier-mosquito.org/images/Mosquitoes/pauls%2520leg%2520light.jpg

Bad move.

AUTiger94
01-09-2006, 06:55 PM
Take That!http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/88571/200.jpg

Foxman
01-09-2006, 08:08 PM
Take That!http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/88571/200.jpg

Welcome to the Forums, AU. Please start up a thread in the "introductions" section, let everyone know you're here. And feel free to ask me or anyone anything. We're all just a big happy family (besides Bama fans) :D.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:5yPPs1Bh2FIJ:www.uniram.com/images/TRASH-COMPACTOR.gif

Trash Compactor.

UA0509
01-09-2006, 08:19 PM
Trash Compactor.


that ones easy
http://bama.ua.edu/~reed010/unplug.GIF

hard to make your compactor work without power :D

AUTiger94
01-09-2006, 10:25 PM
that ones easy
http://bama.ua.edu/~reed010/unplug.GIF

hard to make your compactor work without power :Dhttp://www.cr.usgs.gov/safe/graphics/hondagenerator.jpg

Gamecocks#1
01-10-2006, 01:26 AM
http://www.benfordfueling.com/shop/media/reman1250a1tw.jpg

AUTiger94
01-10-2006, 02:18 PM
Kaboom!
http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/help/reference/vrml/vrml97/images/match.jpg

BAMAMARINE
01-10-2006, 02:38 PM
http://www.wrrx.com/images/bamamarine/calvin.jpg

UA0509
01-10-2006, 02:56 PM
looks like he needs to be potty trained
http://www.tracytrends.com/potty/training-tip-a.jpg

BAMAMARINE
01-10-2006, 03:01 PM
he was just expressing his artistic ability in Mommy's new potty training book



http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:J9Xjt2U55aUJ:http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/210000/214800/214864/Products/8412024.jpg

Born-n-RaisedVol
01-10-2006, 05:41 PM
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/born-n-raisedvol/spanking-norman-rockwell.jpg

Mommy finds her book with pretty pictures in it and takes matters into her own hands.

BAMAMARINE
01-10-2006, 05:48 PM
Mommy's doctor prescribed her prozac, so mommy doesnt give a sh-t what lil Johnny colors on!!! of course after she takes it with her lemonade




http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:eCs-nZ3zFIMJ:http://www.channel4.com/science/microsites/S/science/images/prozac.jpg

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:iuPV2lALHVYJ:http://twoday.net/static/engraver/images/AL_TEQUILLA.jpg

UA0509
01-10-2006, 06:14 PM
http://www.fda.gov/graphics/mastheadart/fda_mast.gif


FDA makes prozac illegal,lol

Born-n-RaisedVol
01-10-2006, 06:28 PM
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/born-n-raisedvol/plague2eolmper1.jpg

Plague overwhelms the country. No cure is found and FDA becomes defunct.

AUTiger94
01-11-2006, 10:07 AM
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/born-n-raisedvol/plague2eolmper1.jpg

Plague overwhelms the country. No cure is found and FDA becomes defunct.
http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/north-america/canada/images/canadian-flag.jpg
Mommy takes her vitamin C, survives the plague and gets lots of cheap Prozac from our friends up North. Of course she could get it for free in Dead people's houses.

Foxman
01-11-2006, 05:28 PM
http://www.webdevil.com/jp/CXR/jpg/blame%20canada.jpg

:D

AUTiger94
01-11-2006, 07:40 PM
http://www.webdevil.com/jp/CXR/jpg/blame%20canada.jpg

:D
How are we supposed to react to that? Please explain how a fat cartoon lady is going to stop Canadian Prozac from making all post PLague America Happy as all get out.

Foxman
01-11-2006, 08:41 PM
How are we supposed to react to that? Please explain how a fat cartoon lady is going to stop Canadian Prozac from making all post PLague America Happy as all get out.

Obviously you've never seen South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut. I could explain the movie to you, but all you need to know is that she thinks Canadian TV is the cause of all the misbehavior in children, and convinces the government to take over Canada.

Ok, look, If you want, I'll post something that will beat Mrs. Broflofski, so we can move on. Agreed? Or does anyone else want to post one? You're choice, AU.

AUTiger94
01-11-2006, 08:56 PM
Obviously you've never seen South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut. I could explain the movie to you, but all you need to know is that she thinks Canadian TV is the cause of all the misbehavior in children, and convinces the government to take over Canada.

Ok, look, If you want, I'll post something that will beat Mrs. Broflofski, so we can move on. Agreed? Or does anyone else want to post one? You're choice, AU.
and raise you with the Dipmobile from the Roger Rabbit Movie!
http://www.deez.info/sengelha/pictures/2002/disney/P3170019.jpg

Foxman
01-11-2006, 09:03 PM
and raise you with the Dipmobile from the Roger Rabbit Movie!


Good move :D.


http://www.illinois.gov/gasprices/images/gasprices3.jpg

That thing can't get good MPGs. :cool:

AUTiger94
01-11-2006, 09:11 PM
We installed Mr Fusion from Back to the future just before that pic was taken.http://www.snowboard-mag.com/usr_images/mr_fusion-3207_468x351.jpg

UA0509
01-12-2006, 12:56 AM
time travel is illegal
stop in the name of the law :D

http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/simpsons/police-chief.jpg

Born-n-RaisedVol
01-12-2006, 04:33 PM
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/born-n-raisedvol/wiggum.jpg

Officer Wiggum loses his job after the Springfield bank is robbed at gun-point under his watch while he was at the local bakery.

AUTiger94
01-13-2006, 10:01 AM
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/born-n-raisedvol/wiggum.jpg

Officer Wiggum loses his job after the Springfield bank is robbed at gun-point under his watch while he was at the local bakery.
He's got back-up.
http://www.radioblogger.com/images/barney.JPG

TrueGCFan
01-13-2006, 10:42 AM
http://icereturn.gif



Ice T. Cop Killer!!!!!!!!!

AUTiger94
01-13-2006, 11:30 AM
http://icereturn.gif



Ice T. Cop Killer!!!!!!!!!


http://www.thespoof.com/picstore/GeorgeBush/Bush%20confused%202.1_a.jpg

Foxman
01-14-2006, 01:00 PM
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/4372/anarch.jpg
Until pro-music/free speech anarchists rise up to save the day.

AUTiger94
01-14-2006, 08:26 PM
and "order" is restored.
http://www.thamesvalley.police.uk/news_info/drugs/images/2xtc.jpg
http://www.themoderatevoice.com/files/joe-joe-Clinton,_Hillary-small.1.jpg

AUTiger94
01-18-2006, 09:16 PM
and "order" is restored.
http://www.thamesvalley.police.uk/news_info/drugs/images/2xtc.jpg
http://www.themoderatevoice.com/files/joe-joe-Clinton,_Hillary-small.1.jpg

You mean to tell me nobody wants to or can beat this?

Foxman
01-18-2006, 09:41 PM
You mean to tell me nobody wants to or can beat this?

Lol. Actually, I think you found something that can't be beaten.


Oh wait....

http://www.rainews24.it/ran24/immagini/lewinsky.jpg

Just ask Bill :D

AUTiger94
01-18-2006, 10:01 PM
Lol. Actually, I think you found something that can't be beaten.


Oh wait....

http://www.rainews24.it/ran24/immagini/lewinsky.jpg

Just ask Bill :D
Let's see if she can handle this cigar.
http://www.focusmag.gr/id/files/99727/giant_cigar_.jpg

AUTiger94
02-17-2006, 04:15 PM
Let's see if she can handle this cigar.
http://www.focusmag.gr/id/files/99727/giant_cigar_.jpg
Okay if you new guys are bored see if you can beat the Giant cigar! It has been the champ for almost a month. :eek:

xprmntg
10-08-2006, 05:58 PM
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j110/myphotobucket_album/tablecutter.jpg

AUTiger94
10-10-2006, 08:34 PM
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j110/myphotobucket_album/tablecutter.jpg
I've got someone to destroy that cigar cutter

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/hottopics/superheroes/images/hulk.jpg

Lawdog
10-10-2006, 10:13 PM
I've got someone to destroy that cigar cutter

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/hottopics/superheroes/images/hulk.jpg

Well, here's Hulk's lady to set him straight. "Take out that trash, Hulk! Cut the grass, Hulk! Put the toilet seat down, Hulk!"

http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/368/044_hulk_lady.jpg

Sorry I missed this thread earlier on! I read through every single post. Friggin' hilarious!!

nooneLT
10-11-2006, 02:25 AM
http://www.epinions.com/images/opti/14/63/wellNutritionDiet_FoodsAllJenny_Craig_Nutritional_ Meal_Bar-resized200.gif

:excl: :excl:

Lawdog
10-11-2006, 06:40 PM
http://www.epinions.com/images/opti/14/63/wellNutritionDiet_FoodsAllJenny_Craig_Nutritional_ Meal_Bar-resized200.gif

:excl: :excl:

Hilarious!

AUTiger94
10-11-2006, 07:58 PM
http://www.epinions.com/images/opti/14/63/wellNutritionDiet_FoodsAllJenny_Craig_Nutritional_ Meal_Bar-resized200.gif

:excl: :excl:
Supersize Me!

McDonald's! Where America gets Fat!

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/09/27/image91a11c97-a87e-49ee-91be-13a47115a97d.jpg

Neo
10-11-2006, 08:07 PM
McDonalds huh???? :laugh:

I got that beat. All that nasty fast food and stuff? Well....

http://img44.imagevenue.com/loc336/th_15717_zocor_122_336lo.jpeg (http://img44.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=15717_zocor_122_336lo.jpeg)

and


http://img22.imagevenue.com/loc508/th_16008_1329_122_508lo.jpg

Better than Dexatrim!!!! :laugh:

AUTiger94
10-11-2006, 08:13 PM
McDonalds huh???? :laugh:

I got that beat. All that nasty fast food and stuff? Well....

http://img44.imagevenue.com/loc336/th_15717_zocor_122_336lo.jpeg (http://img44.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=15717_zocor_122_336lo.jpeg)
Folks in the ATL can appreciate this one!

I give you personal injury attorney (Ambulance chaser extraordinaire) Ken Nugent!

We'll Sue the hell out of the drug company! "Ken Nugent got me dis check!"

One Call thats all
http://www.attorneykennugent.com/profiles/images/Ken_Nugent_picture.jpg

Neo
10-11-2006, 08:23 PM
Folks in the ATL can appreciate this one!

I give you personal injury attorney (Ambulance chaser extraordinaire) Ken Nugent!

We'll Sue the hell out of the drug company! "Ken Nugent got me dis check!"

One Call thats all
http://www.attorneykennugent.com/profiles/images/Ken_Nugent_picture.jpg





http://members.aol.com/etvjackie/images/joebrown.jpg

Judge Joe Brown says you have no case.... :laugh:

timNem
10-11-2006, 08:35 PM
Supreme Court overrules TV judge


http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f311/lilmedicinewoman/IMG_1458.jpg

AUTiger94
10-11-2006, 08:36 PM
http://members.aol.com/etvjackie/images/joebrown.jpg

Judge Joe Brown says you have no case.... :laugh:
The network decides to cancel the judge for a bigger name!



http://www.gentenaar.be/Assets/Images_Upload/NBN_NTV2_SPONS.MM.jpg :laugh:

Neo
10-11-2006, 10:18 PM
Supreme Court overrules TV judge

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f311/lilmedicinewoman/IMG_1458.jpg


http://archiv.radio.cz/nato/fotogalerie1/bush.jpg

President Bush overthrows the Supreme Court. :whistle:

timNem
10-11-2006, 10:29 PM
Our worst nightmare comes true in November and new Speaker Nancy Pelosi impeaches Dubya :sign_teot








http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n27/texaspatriot8/Pelosi.jpg

Neo
10-11-2006, 10:41 PM
Our worst nightmare comes true in November and new Speaker Nancy Pelosi impeaches Dubya :sign_teot

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n27/texaspatriot8/Pelosi.jpg





http://project.cyberpunk.ru/idb/images/logos/terminator.gif


The Bush Administration sends the Cyberdyne system model 101 back through time to assassinate Nancy Pelosi. :laugh:

timNem
10-11-2006, 10:43 PM
http://project.cyberpunk.ru/idb/images/logos/terminator.gif


The Bush Administration sends the Cyberdyne system model 101 back through time to assassinate Nancy Pelosi. :laugh: :thumpsup:

Lawdog
10-11-2006, 11:11 PM
http://project.cyberpunk.ru/idb/images/logos/terminator.gif


The Bush Administration sends the Cyberdyne system model 101 back through time to assassinate Nancy Pelosi. :laugh:

100 ton compress crushes terminator

http://www.hullindustries.com/assets/xpic.jpg undefined

Neo
10-11-2006, 11:17 PM
100 ton compress crushes terminator

http://www.hullindustries.com/assets/xpic.jpg undefined



http://www.ocrwm.doe.gov/youth/images/powerplant.jpg


The nuclear plant that supplies the power to your compressor shuts down. :laugh:

Lawdog
10-11-2006, 11:41 PM
http://www.ocrwm.doe.gov/youth/images/powerplant.jpg


The nuclear plant that supplies the power to your compressor shuts down. :laugh:

Kim Jong-Il uses his new-found nuclear technology to re-start the nuclear plant.

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/asiapcf/east/10/30/us.north.korea/story.korea.jong-il.ap.jpg

Neo
10-11-2006, 11:44 PM
Kim Jong-Il uses his new-found nuclear technology to re-start the nuclear plant.

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/asiapcf/east/10/30/us.north.korea/story.korea.jong-il.ap.jpg


Sam Fisher assassinates Kim Jong Il.

http://multimedia.iol.pt/gamepro/oratvi/multimedia/imagem/id/215131/152

Lawdog
10-12-2006, 12:02 AM
Sam Fisher assassinates Kim Jong Il.

http://multimedia.iol.pt/gamepro/oratvi/multimedia/imagem/id/215131/152

A Windows error crashes the computer, deleting Sam Fisher.

http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/analysis/content/images/wp.jpg

Neo
10-12-2006, 12:08 AM
A Windows error crashes the computer, deleting Sam Fisher.

http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/analysis/content/images/wp.jpg



http://www.poster.net/matrix-the/matrix-the-neo-5001034.jpg

Neo comes in and reboots Windows.

Lawdog
10-12-2006, 12:11 AM
http://www.poster.net/matrix-the/matrix-the-neo-5001034.jpg

Neo comes in and reboots Windows.

Bodhi from Point Break distracts Neo and gets him in trouble robbing banks.

http://www.dvdrama.com/imagescrit/pointbreakint01.jpg

http://www.designbygecko.com/Sale/Bigger/39.jpg

Neo
10-12-2006, 12:14 AM
Bodhi from Point Break distracts Neo and gets him in trouble robbing banks.

http://www.dvdrama.com/imagescrit/pointbreakint01.jpg




A Tsunami takes care of Bodie and the ex-Presidents. :laugh:


http://www.asiantsunamivideos.com/tsunami-op.jpg

Lawdog
10-12-2006, 12:18 AM
A Tsunami takes care of Bodie and the ex-Presidents. :laugh:


http://www.asiantsunamivideos.com/tsunami-op.jpg

Moses parts your tsunami.

http://www.biblevideo.org/assets/images/P-MOSES_CALLS_TUNNEL_OPENS.JPG

Neo
10-12-2006, 12:21 AM
Moses parts your tsunami.

http://www.biblevideo.org/assets/images/P-MOSES_CALLS_TUNNEL_OPENS.JPG




Indiana Jones steals Moses' Ark of the Covenant.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2003/09/15/images/indiana_jones_screengrab.jpg

Lawdog
10-12-2006, 12:24 AM
Indiana Jones steals Moses' Ark of the Covenant.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2003/09/15/images/indiana_jones_screengrab.jpg

Snakes scare Indy away!
:ohmy:

http://www.uga.edu/srelherp/snakes/Snakes.jpg

Neo
10-12-2006, 12:27 AM
Snakes scare Indy away!
:ohmy:

http://www.uga.edu/srelherp/snakes/Snakes.jpg



The mongoose kills each snake one at a time....

http://www.cotswoldwildlifepark.co.uk/images/yellow-mongoose-log-sm.jpg

Neo
10-12-2006, 12:40 AM
Stumped huh LawDog? LOL!

Lawdog
10-12-2006, 01:12 AM
Stumped huh LawDog? LOL!


I was away for a minute. I'm thinking.....

BTW, you liked my moses one, didn't you....uh-huh :laugh: :laugh:

Lawdog
10-12-2006, 01:16 AM
The mongoose kills each snake one at a time....

http://www.cotswoldwildlifepark.co.uk/images/yellow-mongoose-log-sm.jpg

Ross, the paleontologist, from Friends, removes the mongoose's skull to study it, killing the mongoose.

http://www3.ocn.ne.jp/~nobut/friends/friendsimage/ross.jpg

http://www.skullsunlimited.com/graphics/yellow-mongoose-skull-lg.jpg

Neo
10-12-2006, 01:19 AM
NBC cancels Friends....So Ross is out of a job.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ec/NBC,_NewYork.jpg/250px-NBC,_NewYork.jpg

Lawdog
10-12-2006, 01:25 AM
NBC cancels Friends....So Ross is out of a job.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ec/NBC,_NewYork.jpg/250px-NBC,_NewYork.jpg

CBS has the top rated show, beating NBC.

http://www.tothegame.com/res/game/1082/logo.jpg

Neo
10-12-2006, 01:28 AM
Jessica Simpson's show on MTV gained higher ratings than CBS with the episode....

"How to suck on an ice cream cone." :ohmy: :blink:


http://002.uploadblaster.com/?file=fdf5b1539553e38f30c4dc92796265a9&cmd=show

Lawdog
10-12-2006, 01:31 AM
Jessica Simpson's show on MTV gained higher ratings than CBS with the episode....

"How to suck on an ice cream cone." :ohmy: :blink:


http://002.uploadblaster.com/?file=fdf5b1539553e38f30c4dc92796265a9&cmd=show

Need I even say anything? OK, I will.

Jessica is stumped by the contents of this:

http://www.wackypackages.org/realproductsscans/2005/chickenofthesea.jpg

Neo
10-12-2006, 01:36 AM
My cat eats your can of tuna.....

http://img14.imagevenue.com/loc548/th_35477_Atack_122_548lo.jpg (http://img14.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=35477_Atack_122_548lo.jpg)

Lawdog
10-12-2006, 01:38 AM
My cat eats your can of tuna.....

http://img14.imagevenue.com/loc548/th_35477_Atack_122_548lo.jpg (http://img14.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=35477_Atack_122_548lo.jpg)

The vet euthanizes your cat.

http://www.fazeteen.com/articles/images/vet2.jpg

Hence:

http://www.undergroundhumor.com/books/images/sneakapeek/101udcfrontcover_large.gif

http://www.undergroundhumor.com/books/images/sneakapeek/101udcsample1_large.gif
http://static.flickr.com/23/29015612_fc15e0c63d_o.gif

Neo
10-12-2006, 01:44 AM
The vet has his business license revoked....

http://www.freedomstone.com/graphics/other/certificate10.jpg


I'm done for the night...We'll finish this tomorrow. :laugh:

Lawdog
10-12-2006, 01:52 AM
The vet has his business license revoked....

http://www.freedomstone.com/graphics/other/certificate10.jpg


I'm done for the night...We'll finish this tomorrow. :laugh:

A lion that the vet once saved mauls the members of the board that revoked the vet's license.

http://www.africa-onweb.com/faune/media/animaux/images/lion.jpg

I'm out too. Had to get in the last shot, though. :laugh:

Trinity
10-12-2006, 03:09 AM
A lion that the vet once saved mauls the members of the board that revoked the vet's license.

http://www.africa-onweb.com/faune/media/animaux/images/lion.jpg

my Safari Hunter killed your lion...


http://img129.imagevenue.com/loc350/th_40480_leone1_122_350lo.jpg

VOLjlt
10-12-2006, 04:29 AM
my Safari Hunter killed your lion...
http://img129.imagevenue.com/loc350/th_40480_leone1_122_350lo.jpg



Lightning suddenly struck and killed the safari hunter.

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9521/lightning1vr6.th.jpg (http://img140.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lightning1vr6.jpg)

Lawdog
10-12-2006, 08:04 AM
Lightning suddenly struck and killed the safari hunter.

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9521/lightning1vr6.th.jpg (http://img140.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lightning1vr6.jpg)


Storm, from X-Men, brings wind that blows away your lightning clouds.

http://www.comicbookconventions.com/conventionalthinking/wp-content/halleberry_storm.jpg

pc72687
10-12-2006, 08:15 AM
Indiana Jones has no time for your trickery:

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i33/pc72687/indy.jpg

Lawdog
10-12-2006, 08:41 AM
Indiana Jones has no time for your trickery:

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i33/pc72687/indy.jpg

Indiana Jones was done yesterday, but here is my response from yesterday:

Indy hates snakes!!
http://www.uga.edu/srelherp/snakes/Snakes.jpg

Please don't answer with a mongoose (done) or the Crocodile Hunter. That would just lead to a stingray,and that's just wrong.

Neo
10-12-2006, 08:43 AM
Storm, from X-Men, brings wind that blows away your lightning clouds.

http://www.comicbookconventions.com/conventionalthinking/wp-content/halleberry_storm.jpg



My Apache Helicopter shoots Storm right outta the air.


http://img155.imagevenue.com/loc361/th_60640_ah64_image3_122_361lo.jpg (http://img155.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=60640_ah64_image3_122_361lo.jpg)

Lawdog
10-12-2006, 08:48 AM
My Apache Helicopter shoots Storm right outta the air.


http://img155.imagevenue.com/loc361/th_60640_ah64_image3_122_361lo.jpg (http://img155.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=60640_ah64_image3_122_361lo.jpg)

My terrorist, armed with an RGP, blows your chopper down.

http://www.al-ghoul.com/images/anti_tank.jpg

Neo
10-12-2006, 08:54 AM
My terrorist, armed with an RGP, blows your chopper down.

http://www.al-ghoul.com/images/anti_tank.jpg



http://www.geocities.com/savigyn/images/delta.jpg


My undercover Delta Force operatives killed your terrorist.

Lawdog
10-12-2006, 08:58 AM
http://www.geocities.com/savigyn/images/delta.jpg


My undercover Delta Force operatives killed your terrorist.

Leeches in that water suck all the blood out of your Delta Force operatives.

http://www.scienceinafrica.co.za/pics/leech.jpg

Neo
10-12-2006, 09:01 AM
Leeches in that water suck all the blood out of your Delta Force operatives.

http://www.scienceinafrica.co.za/pics/leech.jpg



http://doctor.website2go.com/images/59141.JPG?s=935790689

Doctors collect all of the leeches off of the corpses to use for research.

Lawdog
10-12-2006, 09:14 AM
http://doctor.website2go.com/images/59141.JPG?s=935790689

Doctors collect all of the leeches off of the corpses to use for research.

Donald Trump fires the doctors.

http://estratega.typepad.com/estratega/images/yourefired.gif

Neo
10-12-2006, 09:17 AM
Donald Trump fires the doctors.

http://estratega.typepad.com/estratega/images/yourefired.gif


A Playboy Bunny distracts Trump while stealing his wallet. Making off with millions.

http://www.tvdance.com/shop/-00-images/halloween-costumes/playboy-bunny-costume.jpg

Lawdog
10-12-2006, 09:58 AM
A Playboy Bunny distracts Trump while stealing his wallet. Making off with millions.

http://www.tvdance.com/shop/-00-images/halloween-costumes/playboy-bunny-costume.jpg

A simple mathematic equation confuses and frightens the Playboy Bunny.

http://www.emsl.pnl.gov/docs/mathexpl/pythag.gif