Cianne
06-24-2005, 02:29 PM
From today's Ask College Football News...
My first child was just born three weeks ago. I am a devout Roman Catholic and my wife is a Methodist. In regards to raising our daughter, she has agreed to join the church and raise our daughter as a Catholic. But with all good marriages, there is give and take. My wife and her family are Clemson all the way (my daughter already has a subscription to the Orange and White) and my family is entrenched with the SC Gamecocks. So I had to agree to let my wife and her family raise her as a Tiger. So you see, she could have been a protestant Gamecock. So my question is do you think I made a good deal? And do you think it is ok for me to use my fatherly influence when she gets older to tell her how much better it is to be a Gamecock? Just so you understand the situation, I love this woman so much that I have stroked a check two years in a row for Clemson season tickets and this absolutely kills me. I thought I could do it but I find myself stifling cheers for the other team as I sit in the stands. - Clif B.
A: You lost in the trade-off big time. So your version of how to pray to Jim Caviezel is more important than your Gamecock worship at the altar of Spurrier? She’ll ditch the religion when she hits college and realizes the wonders of sleeping in on Sunday after her first house party, but you’ve stuck her with your hated rival for life. There’s a special place in the afterlife for you. It’s not heaven, hell, or considering your Catholic upbringing, purgatory. It’s an all white room with a refrigerator with nothing but Pepsi, and a one channel TV that only gets WNBA games. However, considering you have a daughter, she’ll rebel against everything when she’s in her teens meaning it’s possible she'll abandon Clemson for South Carolina just to cheese off your wife. Maybe then your better half will let you borrow her pants.
My first child was just born three weeks ago. I am a devout Roman Catholic and my wife is a Methodist. In regards to raising our daughter, she has agreed to join the church and raise our daughter as a Catholic. But with all good marriages, there is give and take. My wife and her family are Clemson all the way (my daughter already has a subscription to the Orange and White) and my family is entrenched with the SC Gamecocks. So I had to agree to let my wife and her family raise her as a Tiger. So you see, she could have been a protestant Gamecock. So my question is do you think I made a good deal? And do you think it is ok for me to use my fatherly influence when she gets older to tell her how much better it is to be a Gamecock? Just so you understand the situation, I love this woman so much that I have stroked a check two years in a row for Clemson season tickets and this absolutely kills me. I thought I could do it but I find myself stifling cheers for the other team as I sit in the stands. - Clif B.
A: You lost in the trade-off big time. So your version of how to pray to Jim Caviezel is more important than your Gamecock worship at the altar of Spurrier? She’ll ditch the religion when she hits college and realizes the wonders of sleeping in on Sunday after her first house party, but you’ve stuck her with your hated rival for life. There’s a special place in the afterlife for you. It’s not heaven, hell, or considering your Catholic upbringing, purgatory. It’s an all white room with a refrigerator with nothing but Pepsi, and a one channel TV that only gets WNBA games. However, considering you have a daughter, she’ll rebel against everything when she’s in her teens meaning it’s possible she'll abandon Clemson for South Carolina just to cheese off your wife. Maybe then your better half will let you borrow her pants.