ColonelKurtz
03-12-2005, 10:25 AM
Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He
forces himself to open his yes, and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. Next
to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed.
Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the
table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping-
Love you!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast
and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table eating.
Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?" His son replies, "Well,
you came home after 3 A.M., drunk out of your mind. You broke some
furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran
into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a
rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone
lady, I'm married!"
Broken furniture -- $85.26
Hot Breakfast -- $4.20
Red Rose bud -- $3.00
Two Aspirins -- $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time - PRICELESS.
forces himself to open his yes, and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. Next
to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed.
Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the
table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping-
Love you!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast
and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table eating.
Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?" His son replies, "Well,
you came home after 3 A.M., drunk out of your mind. You broke some
furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran
into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a
rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone
lady, I'm married!"
Broken furniture -- $85.26
Hot Breakfast -- $4.20
Red Rose bud -- $3.00
Two Aspirins -- $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time - PRICELESS.