Best Tuscaloser Excuses

[GeauxTo]

What are your favorite excuses Alabama uses for losing football games?!
Here are some I've heard:

We wuz robbed by the Zebras.
Croyle was hurt and not playing up to par.
Our offensive line is thin.
Croyle was...
Darby was playing injured.
Croyle was...
Shula got some bad advice.
Croyle was...

Here's one you'll never hear:
They beat the $hit out of us.
;)

[Jordan]

They beat the .... out of us.


Guess you didn't just see the post I made over in the "Most Losses" (or whatever it's titled) thread. You just heard it from this Bama fan. :)

[GeauxTo]

Guess you didn't just see the post I made over in the "Most Losses" (or whatever it's titled) thread. You just heard it from this Bama fan. :)
Yes, I just went over and looked at it. Very nicely done, Jordan. I commend you. (As I've pointed out before, this playful repartee is fun and helps us make it to the next football season. But, please know that I have the deepest respect for Alabama and its traditions and past accomplishments. It pains me, too, to see them struggle [except, of course, against us] and I will be glad when they have worked through these hardships.)
;)

[Neo]

If you really want to start a funny thread, how about a thread that includes all of the SEC Infamous War Cries?

USC = "Wait until next year"
UA = "Insert one here"
Ark = "The refs screwed us up"

See what I'm getting at. Or you can just add it to this post. :cool: I don't feel like typing all of them.

[cocky4ever]

Heres one for the UGA fans.

"I know I said it last year but really THIS is the year we're gonna win the NC."

[Volnooga]

LOL!!!!

Ole Miss - We have the talent but our coach is too conservative
UF - Freakin Zook
UT - As soon as Randy Sanders finds a play other than run it up the middle
Vandy - Have you SEEN our test scores
UK - Wait til basketball season!

[GeauxTo]

Heres one for the UGA fans.

"I know I said it last year but really THIS is the year we're gonna win the NC."Ha-Ha-Ha
Now this is funny.
;)