Utah is gonna tear Pitts butt up!!! [Archive]

Neo

01-01-2005, 08:06 PM

So far, Utah has practically walked up the field on Pitt. They haven't stopped them yet.

TigerFanatic

01-01-2005, 08:09 PM

awe, darn, utah had to punt

but when that ball came down, did you see 1 white jersey withen 10 yeards of it? lol

Neo

01-01-2005, 08:11 PM

awe, darn, utah had to punt

but when that ball came down, did you see 1 white jersey withen 10 yeards of it? lol

Nope...Those Utah boys are pretty fast getting down there to down the ball at the 4 yard line.

TigerFanatic

01-01-2005, 08:17 PM

Quick Fact: Utah's DL Sione Pouha can benchpress both tyler Palko (pitts QB) and Gregg Lee (Pits top WR) stacked ontop of each other (420 pounds)

Neo

01-01-2005, 08:21 PM

Quick Fact: Utah's DL Sione Pouha can benchpress both tyler Palko (pitts QB) and Gregg Lee (Pits top WR) stacked ontop of each other (420 pounds)

GEEZ!!!!! LOL!

Don't get me wrong, I hate these small schools that whine about not getting a shot at the MNC, but I don't think that Pitt deserves to be there and I think that they are taking up a spot that someone else more worthy could have used.

TigerFanatic

01-01-2005, 08:24 PM

ooh, lets list teams more worthy of pittsburg of that spot.

hmm... not enough bandwidth on this site for a list that long, ok, lets list the teams who deserve to be in the mix but were shut out.

Auburn
Utah
Louisville
Texas

TigerFanatic

01-01-2005, 08:25 PM

Touchdown Ute's

3:09 left in the 1st.

Quinthon Ganther rushed on the right for a 4 yard Touchdown run.

Neo

01-01-2005, 08:26 PM

TigerFanatic

01-01-2005, 08:32 PM

man that Utah D-line is big. 3 players on it can bench 450+, thats just scary.

Neo

01-01-2005, 08:35 PM

man that Utah D-line is big. 3 players on it can bench 450+, thats just scary.

It's those cornbread mid-western cowboy dudes. Nebraska is known for lines like that too!

Imagine three (3) of those guys chasing you down.

The funny part about those big dudes, 9 out of 10 can run the 40 in less and 5.5 seconds.

TigerFanatic

01-01-2005, 08:39 PM

i know! its rumored those kids get a calf and benchpress and lift it a few times a day. after a year or two with that same cow, thats a lot of weight :P

TigerFanatic

01-01-2005, 08:40 PM

apperantly Pitts recievers can't juggle very well either

Neo

01-01-2005, 08:41 PM

i know! its rumored those kids get a calf and benchpress and lift it a few times a day. after a year or two with that same cow, thats a lot of weight :P

That's cold dude. LOL!

That's like saying the Pitt guys bench press old, rusted engine blocks or practice BP'ng their trailers in the park.

TigerFanatic

01-01-2005, 08:42 PM

your making the assumption that those kids do anything at all...

Neo

01-01-2005, 08:42 PM

your making the assumption that those kids do anything at all...

Juggle???

LOL! :p

Neo

01-01-2005, 08:47 PM

I think Pitt's QB Palko keeps hearing footsteps and is now paranoid!

TigerFanatic

01-01-2005, 08:48 PM

Juggle???

LOL! :p
haha, that was great.

oh look, a twelve yard sack on pitts. that D-line is tough to hide from

Neo

01-01-2005, 08:48 PM

BLOCKED!!!!

TigerFanatic

01-01-2005, 08:51 PM

that dude can jump, wow. someone needs to check whats in his cornbread

Neo

01-01-2005, 08:51 PM

Utah blocks the punt, picks up deep in panther territory

Huh???

That was a FG attempt. Utah will start off at their own 35 yard line.

TigerFanatic

01-01-2005, 08:52 PM

wow, amazing i deleted the message before you could reply :P

TigerFanatic

01-01-2005, 08:53 PM

and with that we have single handedly made this a "hot" topic

Neo

01-01-2005, 08:54 PM

wow, amazing i deleted the message before you could reply :P

<<Hollering at Utah's QB>>

"Grab that ball like you would a toliet seat Smith!"

Neo

01-01-2005, 08:59 PM

Utah 14
Pitt 0

Told ya! Pitt can't even do it with a little KY.

TigerFanatic

01-01-2005, 09:00 PM

Smith is starting to loosen up and get comfortable, watch for him to start to light it up in the second half unless Pitts D learns how to run and think at the same time

Neo

01-01-2005, 09:01 PM

Smith is starting to loosen up and get comfortable, watch for him to start to light it up in the second half unless Pitts D learns how to run and think at the same time

Oh I'm totally impressed with the way Utah is playing. I agree when you said it's only going to get worse.

TigerFanatic

01-01-2005, 09:07 PM

yea, the score isn't really indicative of the performance of the two teams. Utah has really controlled the flow of the game. Defence, Offence, special teams, Pitts hasn't been able to pull anything off.

do you know of a site that is ticking the game and shows time of possesion?

Neo

01-01-2005, 09:14 PM

Neo

01-01-2005, 09:50 PM

Utah 21
Pitt 0

11:13 3rd

TigerFanatic

01-01-2005, 09:55 PM

did you hear the chants? "overrated, overrated"

the fans are barely into it anymore :(

Neo

01-01-2005, 09:57 PM

did you hear the chants? "overrated, overrated"

the fans are barely into it anymore :(

They know that Pitt doesn't deserve to be there!

TigerFanatic

01-01-2005, 09:57 PM

Fafita, who benches 460, has sacked twice for what, 30 yards now? from just him.

he's a beast. kinnda guy you don't wanna meet in a dark al... well... anywhere.

Neo

01-01-2005, 09:59 PM

Fafita, who benches 460, has sacked twice for what, 30 yards now? from just him.

he's a beast. kinnda guy you don't wanna meet in a dark al... well... anywhere.

If he gets his hands on you, forget it!

TigerFanatic

01-01-2005, 10:01 PM

i just pictured 6 full grown gorillas in red uniforms lining up...

i think thats what Palko has been picturing for 45minutes now :( i pitty him

Neo

01-01-2005, 10:05 PM

i just pictured 6 full grown gorillas in red uniforms lining up...

i think thats what Palko has been picturing for 45minutes now :( i pitty him

LOL!!!

Utah 28
Pitt 0

6:22 3rd

TigerFanatic

01-01-2005, 10:14 PM

Grats Pitts for retaining SOME dignity

Utah 28
Pittsburg 7

Neo

01-01-2005, 10:14 PM

Grats Pitts for retaining SOME dignity

Utah 28
Pittsburg 7

The Utes are going to make them pay for that one.

TigerFanatic

01-01-2005, 10:28 PM

awesome play

Utah 35
Pitts 7

Neo

01-01-2005, 10:28 PM

Told ya!

Utah 35
Pitt 7

0:25 3rd

Neo

01-01-2005, 10:33 PM

Utah is just plain raping Pitt now!!! It's 35-7 and there's still the 4th Qtr. left.

TigerFanatic

01-01-2005, 10:34 PM

looks like Pitts isn't the only ones getting decimated by Utah, the refs are taking a beating too

Neo

01-01-2005, 10:37 PM

looks like Pitts isn't the only ones getting decimated by Utah, the refs are taking a beating too

<~~~ Handing out free samples of KY Jelly to all of the Pitt players. :D

Neo

01-01-2005, 10:45 PM

<~~~ Handing out free samples of KY Jelly to all of the Pitt players. :D

Remember...I said Utah would win 45-3. Well it looks like I may have come pretty dang close.

Neo

01-01-2005, 10:52 PM

The hits just keep onnnnn comin!

TigerFanatic

01-01-2005, 10:54 PM

my prediction was 49-7, lets see whose closer at the end :P

Neo

01-01-2005, 10:58 PM

my prediction was 49-7, lets see whose closer at the end :P

Deal! <<Shaking hand>>

Neo

01-01-2005, 11:14 PM

Deal! <<Shaking hand>>

That Pitt QB Palko has been sacked 12 times!!!!!!! A new Fiesta Bowl record.