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Neo
12-17-2004, 07:22 AM
I think I got pretty good taste. What do you think of my submission Hardie????

Hardie
12-17-2004, 07:28 AM
Yeah that was a bad (censored ) you showed me there. wooooo lol

Neo
12-17-2004, 07:29 AM
Yeah that was a bad (censored ) you showed me there. wooooo lol

Have you seen the one that Chris posted today? That's another one of my babes! <<Blowing on fingernails>>

<~~Cyber-Pimp

Hardie
12-17-2004, 07:35 AM
LOL yup Ive seen her too. If there is a half nakey pretty girl to look at rest assured I'mma look at her lol

Neo
12-17-2004, 07:37 AM
LOL yup Ive seen her too. If there is a half nakey pretty girl to look at rest assured I'mma look at her lol

Same here dude!

<~~ Addicted to women!

Administrator Chris is my total IDOL for doing the babe! <<<Bowing>>>

Hardie
12-17-2004, 07:40 AM
LOL It makes me wonder how many women posters we have on here. Think any of them could be babe of the day lol ;)

Neo
12-17-2004, 07:41 AM
LOL It makes me wonder how many women posters we have on here. Think any of them could be babe of the day lol ;)


((((Thinking about that)))) :confused:

Hardie
12-17-2004, 07:42 AM
LOL Im curious to know and if we have women like that postin on this board then heres my digits lmao

Neo
12-17-2004, 07:46 AM
LOL Im curious to know and if we have women like that postin on this board then heres my digits lmao

Any ladies that would really like to call me, just private message me and I will give you my phone number.

Don't worry about my wife, I'll tell her you are my sister. LOL j/k :D

Hardie
12-17-2004, 07:47 AM
LOL DeL ya muh friend and all but ladies forget about him I'm the single one lmao. Heck women that love sports already have one leg up on the rest of 'em.

Neo
12-17-2004, 07:51 AM
LOL DeL ya muh friend and all but ladies forget about him I'm the single one lmao. Heck women that love sports already have one leg up on the rest of 'em.

See Hard,
I'll give you the reasons why the women want me over you. Ready?

#1: Women want men that shave. (Sorry dude)
#2: Women like men that are experienced. (Sorry dude)
#3: Women like LOTS OF MOOLA! (Sorry dude) :D

Hardie
12-17-2004, 07:54 AM
LoL , I shave , I keep my goatee groomed....... I am experienced but not worn out lol ( sorry dude had to take that shot ) and I may not have alot of moolah but what moolah I have does get spent on them so that counts for something lmao

Neo
12-17-2004, 07:58 AM
LoL , I shave , I keep my goatee groomed....... I am experienced but not worn out lol ( sorry dude had to take that shot ) and I may not have alot of moolah but what moolah I have does get spent on them so that counts for something lmao

Okay...You go ahead and pick em up in your Nissan Sentra. I'll pick em up in my BMW M4. How's that? :D

Hardie
12-17-2004, 08:01 AM
OMG you said I drove a Nissan lol Granted ya BMW is still going to beat my car but chicks dig Firebirds too. That sporty fast car look going on lol. Ill get more money if need be for the right woman. lol

Neo
12-17-2004, 08:03 AM
OMG you said I drove a Nissan lol Granted ya BMW is still going to beat my car but chicks dig Firebirds too. That sporty fast car look going on lol. Ill get more money if need be for the right woman. lol

A Firebird???? C'mon man?

I'll get the WOMEN!

You will get the girls.

Hardie
12-17-2004, 08:06 AM
No way , I'm also younger, women love younger men lol They think we are more trainable or something lol

Neo
12-17-2004, 08:07 AM
No way , I'm also younger, women love younger men lol They think we are more trainable or something lol


Not in a Firebird you won't!

Women dig style! A Firebird doesn't have style! It's loud and arrogant!

Hardie
12-17-2004, 08:10 AM
No way lol Firebirds have style. Its style for the poor man lol Besides if a chick is gonna determine if she wants to be with me by my car then I'm probably better off without her lol I guarentee I can win chicks with my personalty if nuffin else. Key to women is making them laugh and thats one thing I can without a doubt I'm very good at lol

Neo
12-17-2004, 08:11 AM
No way lol Firebirds have style. Its style for the poor man lol Besides if a chick is gonna determine if she wants to be with me by my car then I'm probably better off without her lol I guarentee I can win chicks with my personalty if nuffin else. Key to women is making them laugh and thats one thing I can without a doubt I'm very good at lol



Same here Barnaby Jones! :D


<~~~Rico Suave

Hardie
12-17-2004, 08:14 AM
LOL my thing is I always end up being the "friend" so maybe I aint as pimp as I thought lol

Neo
12-17-2004, 08:15 AM
LOL my thing is I always end up being the "friend" so maybe I aint as pimp as I thought lol


See!

Take notes from the.......


<~~~~Rico Suave

Hardie
12-17-2004, 08:17 AM
LOL I hear ya man

Neo
12-17-2004, 08:19 AM
LOL I hear ya man

Rule #1:

You have to crack the whip early. Let em know who wears the pants.

Here's a saying that I use all the time:

"This is not a democracy, this is a monarchy and my word is law."

Hardie
12-17-2004, 08:20 AM
LOL most of the women I know would beat the snot out of me if I tried that lol

Neo
12-17-2004, 08:23 AM
LOL most of the women I know would beat the snot out of me if I tried that lol

Man...I'm 6-4, 205 lbs.

Anyone wants to tango, I'll dance!

Hardie
12-17-2004, 08:26 AM
LOL Imma lil fellow Im only 5'6 167 lbs lol Ive been know to scrap in my day. One time at a bar I threaten to kick everyones butt that was within eye site. Well the threw me out of the bar and kinda circled me in the parking lot but at the time I had to back down. Now I dont know how many of them it would have took to whoop my butt .... but I knew how many they was going to use lol.

Neo
12-17-2004, 08:27 AM
LOL Imma lil fellow Im only 5'6 167 lbs lol Ive been know to scrap in my day. One time at a bar I threaten to kick everyones butt that was within eye site. Well the threw me out of the bar and kinda circled me in the parking lot but at the time I had to back down. Now I dont know how many of them it would have took to whoop my butt .... but I knew how many they was going to use lol.

LOL!!!!

I really pi$$ my wife off when I pull that Male Attitude.

Have you ever seen the movie "Enough" with Jennifer Lopez?

Hardie
12-17-2004, 08:29 AM
I havent seen that. I pretty much piss my friends off when I attempt the male tude thing, most of my friends are independant woman who dont take no crap.. including mine lol

Neo
12-17-2004, 08:32 AM
I havent seen that. I pretty much piss my friends off when I attempt the male tude thing, most of my friends are independant woman who dont take no crap.. including mine lol

WATCH IT! It's good!

There's a part where Lopez's husband smacks her. She looks at him. He says "What? Can I not hit you?" She says "No you can't" and then he turns around and punches her dead in between the eyes.

At that crucial part, I'll purposely make my wife mad by saying: "Hit er again, beat her azz." LOL

My wife gets soooo freaking mad.

Hardie
12-17-2004, 08:34 AM
I just learned to keep my mouth shut and just agree with whatever they say , hence the reason they dubbed me the perfect guy lol. I ( being a man ) am always wrong and her ( being a woman ) is always right lol.

Neo
12-17-2004, 08:35 AM
I just learned to keep my mouth shut and just agree with whatever they say , hence the reason they dubbed me the perfect guy lol. I ( being a man ) am always wrong and her ( being a woman ) is always right lol.

Okay...can I give you some marital advice?

This is advice before you even think about getting married.

Hardie
12-17-2004, 08:37 AM
LOL contray to the posts I dont let the women of my life run over me, I pretty much pick my battles tho. I tell ya what I hate , is when they mess ya game up when you are out and about to hook up , that is just wrong lol

Neo
12-17-2004, 08:39 AM
LOL contray to the posts I dont let the women of my life run over me, I pretty much pick my battles tho. I tell ya what I hate , is when they mess ya game up when you are out and about to hook up , that is just wrong lol

Okay what you need to do before you even THINK of getting married.

Get up and go to the nearest mirror. Look at yourself in the mirror for a moment. Then say F____ you.

Forget your dreams, forget what you want.

Get a red rubber stamp that says "YES"

Honey can I...YES
Honey I want...YES
Honey...YES

Hardie
12-17-2004, 08:41 AM
LOL believe me Ive seen what marriage had turned some of my buddies into. Its not all bad , with everything there is good adn bad and seeing their families Id love to be in their shoes. They have great kids and a great wife.

Neo
12-17-2004, 08:43 AM
LOL believe me Ive seen what marriage had turned some of my buddies into. Its not all bad , with everything there is good adn bad and seeing their families Id love to be in their shoes. They have great kids and a great wife.

Well....at your wedding, when she's throwing that bouquet, it's not a bouquet she's throwing.....

She's throwing your sack away.

Hardie
12-17-2004, 08:43 AM
LOL thats awful lmao

Neo
12-17-2004, 08:45 AM
LOL thats awful lmao

It's true...Dude!

This coming Christmas Eve will make my 1 year wedding anniversary.

yahoo.... :rolleyes:

Hardie
12-17-2004, 08:47 AM
Congrats on that , I can tell ya very excited lol

Neo
12-17-2004, 08:47 AM
Congrats on that , I can tell ya very excited lol

yeah....really...

Hardie
12-17-2004, 08:48 AM
LMAO well atleast you dont have to worry about findin a date for new years ? lol

Neo
12-17-2004, 08:50 AM
LMAO well atleast you dont have to worry about findin a date for new years ? lol

Dude...if you think you're gonna get more "nook nook" after you're married, you might as well lop that sucker off and put it in a canning jar.

Hardie
12-17-2004, 08:52 AM
LOL that I know is true, Many a friend of mine have been heard saying , and i quote " after I got married my wife literaly died from the waste down" lol I was like holy hell lmao :eek:

Neo
12-17-2004, 08:53 AM
LOL that I know is true, Many a friend of mine have been heard saying , and i quote " after I got married my wife literaly died from the waste down" lol I was like holy hell lmao :eek:

That's the truth. You gotta better chance of having a one night stand with Mother Theresa than getting some when you're married.

Hardie
12-17-2004, 08:55 AM
LOL and exactly why did you get married again ? lol :p

Neo
12-17-2004, 03:47 PM
LOL and exactly why did you get married again ? lol :p


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