And today all of you might better appreciate why us Dawgs have such disdain for the nattering naboobs. Gifted with an opponent who had not exhibited any ability to play top shelf ball all season, the tekkiemites journeyed to the City by the Bay and were monkey stomped. I'd rate that performance with the Top 10 worse efforts by a team wearing urine colored uni's in their storied History.

That the Dark Overlords of e$pn sabotaged the bowl selection process and screwed GT out of playing close to home (Nashville or Charlotte) was but one part of a grand scheme to ensure the defeat of a Southern team by an underling mid-major. Being the holders of vast knowledge about the Universal Constant as their union with Disney gained them ready access to the hidden knowledge of manipulating Good & Evil to control the masses, the evil priests of e$pn knew that by casting the nats to the decadent Gawdlessness of San Fransissy to face the Liberal faction of Mormondom which is the U of U that the elements for GT's beating were there, they simply needed to goad the UC into snapping back into alignement. The casting of Pam Ward to do the play by play was that final piece of the puzzle. My friend and foursome partner who is a GT fan related this to me as he was preparing to wire his bookie half of his net worth....