While we're at it:

• Jaden and Jaz Agassi: Talk about a mixed-doubles team. The elementary school-aged offspring of Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf have the ultimate distillation of elite genes. Check out Jaden's swing in this video. The tennis coaches should hurry, though, because coaches in other sports may want to harness the Agassi-Graf athleticism. Last year, proud pop Andre told the Las Vegas Review-Journal Jaden batted .943 in his coach-pitch baseball league.
• Zion, Selah, Joshua, John and "Baby" Marley: If the Berklee College of Music hasn't offered full rides to Rohan Marley and Lauryn Hill's children, the school needs to fire its reggae and hip-hop coaches. Mom's solo debut won five Grammys. Bob Marley's their grandfather. The genes don't get much better than that. Miami football coach Randy Shannon also might want to keep his eye on the boys. Their dad was a fair linebacker for the Hurricanes in the early 1990s.
• Ava and Grace Garciaparra: Soccer and softball coaches already should have extended offers to Mia Hamm and Nomar Garciaparra's 2-year-old twin daughters. This one looks like an all-ACC affair, though. Mom played at North Carolina, while dad played at Georgia Tech.
• Lailaa Williams: Kiffin's hoops colleague, Pat Summitt, should have the inside track to sign former Tennessee guard Candace Parker and former Duke forward Shelden Williams' two-month-old daughter. Of course, Mike Krzyzewski might try to help out Duke women's coach Joanne P. McCallie by bending ex-Blue Devil Williams' ear.