Sorry to break this to you but that is a sad impostor. Wile I can understand you mistaking this guy for me there are a few hints that clearly indicate this is not the Dark Lord of the Sith. First, look at the gut on that disgusting fat-body. And now look at my chiseled physique....



And is that a mop handle I see tucked under his left arm?!?! I only tote one of these....



Mine is red though...

Finally, wile the girl is a decent looking enough wench, she is clearly not Padme.....