| Hope Ya Like Mayonnaise Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: T-town Age: 22
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From Club Top 5
"The Top 16 Celebrity Tweets We'd Like to See
(Part I)
16. Ashton Kutcher: man, demi's *ss is falling faster than
taylor hicks' career 
15. Arlen Specter: Anyone want to buy my collection of
elephant-themed neckties?
14. Michael Richards: *Finally* got another stand-up gig!
Anybody ever heard of this Apollo Theater?
13. Mel Gibson: @SugarTits Oh, come on! Everyone knows I love
the f***ing Jews.
12. Paris Hilton: @JessicaSimpson Ur nuts Jane Austen is soooo
pedestrian Thomas Hardy ROCKS English Literature Mayor of
Casterbridge is Da effing BOMB!
11. Carrie Prejean: My BIG regret for posing nude? It brought
so much joy to the lesbians.
10. Susan Boyle: How do you like me now, Scottish beyotches?!
9. Vanilla Ice: Yo! This thing on? Yoooohoooo, anybody there??
8. Joe Biden: 140 characters, huh? That's not a lot of space.
You know, I'm a talkative guy, I like to lay it all out
there. It takes me a couple of sente
7. Brett Favre: #FollowFriday @GreenBayPackers, @NewYorkJets,
@MinnesotaVikings, @TorontoArgonauts, @BringBackTheXFL...
6. Dick Cheney: Left my toothbrush at Rush's place again,
goddxxxxt!
5. Adam Lambert: Clay Aiken is *SOOOOOOOOO* ghey... And totally
HOT!!
4. Bill Clinton: FYI, ladies: Not wearing pants.
3. Miss California: hey, guys, if u happen 2 have the hustler
from June 04, please burn it. thx!
2. Mia Farrow: Holy ****! This is the best Quarter Pounder
I've had in my entire LIFE!!!
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Celebrity Tweet We'd Like to See...
1. Chuck Norris: Off to get Bin Laden. BRB "
[ Copyright 2009 by Chris White/TopFive.com]
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Some of these are good.
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