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]1. Vanderbilt (.897)
2. LSU (.767)
3. Arkansas (.621)
4. South Carolina (.586)
5. Mississippi State (.533)
6. Ole Miss (.500)
7. Alabama (.483)
8. Florida (.467)
9. Texas A&M (.448)
10. Auburn (.433)
11. Kentucky (.367)
12. Missouri (.333) [/font]
SEC Tournament Schedule
Tuesday, May 21
Game 1 - 9:30 a.m. - #6 Ole Miss vs. #11 Kentucky [FSN]
Game 2 - TBD - #7 Alabama vs. #10 Auburn [FSN]
Game 3 - 4:30 p.m. - #8 Florida vs. #9 Texas A&M [CSS]
Game 4 - TBD - #5 Mississippi State vs. #12 Missouri [CSS] [/font]
Wednesday, May 22
Game 5 - 9:30 a.m. - #3 Arkansas vs. Winner Game 1 [CSS]
Game 6 - TBD - #2 LSU vs. Winner Game 2 [CSS]
Game 7 - 4:30 p.m. - #1 Vanderbilt vs. Winner Game 3 [CSS]
Game 8 - TBD - #4 South Carolina vs. Winner Game 4 [CSS] [/font]
Thursday, May 23
Game 9 - 9:30 a.m. - Loser Game 5 vs. Loser Game 6 [SPSO]
Game 10 - TBD - Loser Game 7 vs. Loser Game 8 [SPSO]
Game 11 - 4:30 p.m. - Winner Game 5 vs. Winner Game 6 [SPSO]
Game 12 - TBD - Winner Game 7 vs. Winner Game 8 [SPSO] [/font]
Friday, May 24
Game 13 - 3:00 p.m. - Winner Game 9 vs. Loser Game 11 [CSS]
Game 14 - TBD - Winner Game 10 vs. Loser 12 [CSS] [/font]
Saturday, May 25
Game 15 - Noon - Winner Game 13 vs. Winner Game 11 [ESPNEWS]
Game 16 - TBD - Winner Game 14 vs. Winner Game 12 [ESPNEWS]

Sunday, May 26
Game 17 - 3:30 p.m. - Winner Game 15 vs. Winner Game 16 [ESPN2]

All Times Central [/font]
FSN - Fox Sports South, Sun Sports, Fox Sports Southwest, Fox Sports Houston
SPSO - SportSouth, Sun Sports, Fox Sports Southwest, Fox Sports Houston
CSS - Comcast/Charter Sports Southeast

Are you gonna believe me or your lying eyes?

Schools are finally starting to teach practical maths that these
kids can use in real-world situations!

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1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every
10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive- by shooting. How many mofos can
Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload ?

2. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320
and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest
of his shit ?

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per
day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit ?

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20%
profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside ?

5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and
$1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many
more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?.

6. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average
letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz.
Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over ?

7. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang.
What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up ?

8. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor
that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a
week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's
income ?

9. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his
common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will
be left when he gets out ?

10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan
loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece,
how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked ?

Andy Staples of Sports Illustrated has published his post-spring Top 25 Rankings.

1 Alabama
2 Texas A & M
7 South Carolina
9 Florida
11 Georgia
13 LSU
23 Vanderbilt

http://sportsillustr.../#ixzz2Sd0uDQQ8

If this doesn't make you sick nothing will.


  Ben Rothschild


BOSTON  BOMBER’S  U.S. TREATMENT

So now we find out that the entire Tsarnaev family (Dad, Mom, 2 sons & 2 daughters) started receiving government assistance as soon as they set foot in our country.  As political refugees they were entitled to settlement assistance from day one.  (Section 8 Housing, public healthcare, food stamps etc.)  Then their  stellar  older son impregnates and marries the daughter of a doctor, and this new little Muslim family receives 18 months of government assistance.  They only came off welfare after the naive young “wife” starts working 70 hours a week while husband Tamerlan stays home and builds bombs and plans to kill and injure the very Americans who have paid for his pathetic existence for the past 12 plus years.

A Breakdown of your and my investment into the Tsarnaev Family:
Section 8 housing
Free public healthcare
Food stamps and other EFT transfer payments
Federal Pell Grants for both sons and most likely their daughters as well.  (That is $5200.00 per year for each son or daughter who attended a college.)
City of Cambridge also awarded a $2500 per year scholarship to the younger son.
Younger son also reportedly was receiving state college scholarship.

What did we receive for our investment:
-   Older son was arrested for domestic battery on a former girlfriend.
-   The mother was arrested last year for shoplifting $1600 in merchandise from a Lord & Taylor store.  Mother is facing immediate arrest for failure to appear regarding this matter.
-   Then of course we know that the two sons combined to kill four people (3 Americans & a Chinese exchange student), severely injure 100 plus other people, carjacked another victim and only let him live when they found out that he was not an American citizen.
-   Now we have the two pathetic parents who have returned to Russia and are claiming that their poor sons are innocent and are being framed by the same American government that allowed for their pathetic existence the past 12 plus years.

When are we going to put a stop to this madness??


In doubt??  Google Tarnaev Family – Boston Herald has a breakdown of welfare benefits the family received.