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KneesInTheBreeze

KneesInTheBreeze

Member Since 29 Jul 2011
Offline Last Active Aug 23 2014 02:37 PM

In Topic: You raff you ruse (NSFW)

21 August 2014 - 07:01 PM

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC  SECOND LINE:




1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not..

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other

-- that is until I met your brother...

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
  
10. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?


In Topic: Aggie fans are delusional

21 August 2014 - 11:33 AM

View PostFlea, on 21 August 2014 - 11:28 AM, said:

You might be right.  However, we have more talent around Hill then I think we did during the first year of Johnny ball when people were still scheming for the offense.  Also, not trying to insult Kentucky, but I think there is a at least a little difference between our young talent this year and what Petrino had to work with last year.  

If we get back to what Sumlin's offense looked like at Houston with a real Aggie defense, people will be in trouble.

I like your optimism.  But... you're in the SEC West now.

In Topic: The Random Thought Thread

21 August 2014 - 11:07 AM

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In Topic: Aggie fans are delusional

21 August 2014 - 10:49 AM

View PostL.A.Hog, on 21 August 2014 - 10:39 AM, said:

I don't mean any offense to Aggie fans,but I believe we can't underestimate the impact Manziel had on that team.

Teams didn't game plan for Sumlin's offense,they game planned on how to stop Manziel from wrecking their defense.Stop Manziel,which stifles the offense,then attack that defense.

It's just that only a few teams could contain him,we couldn't and it was dam frustrating.But I did respect his ability.

Petrino went 5-7 with young talent and a weak defense,but lit it up with the right players.May be apples and oranges,but I see the potential for a down year.Not because the Aggies are bad,but because the SEC has teams who will be better.

Down years aren't unusual in this conference.

Good post.
The Aggies, being in the West, have a really hard row to how this season, plus getting South Carolina from the East (and Mizzou, which won't be easy).  Doesn't bode well for the Aggies.

In Topic: Cars We Drive

20 August 2014 - 12:12 PM

When it's time to trade, I think I'll probably get an Avalon again.  Best car in my book.