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Member Since 14 Jul 2011
Offline Last Active Aug 25 2016 04:40 PM

In Topic: SECtalk Memories

13 August 2016 - 09:13 PM

Maaan, every so often I'll read the ole miss homecoming queen thread... That Posted Image has to be the best thread in the history of sectalk...

If ya haven't read it, its highly recommended. I used to bump it every yr until they closed it. Lmao


In Topic: Most overrated teams in the 2016 preseason Coaches Poll

05 August 2016 - 12:21 PM

Article is right... LSU has no business at #6 if only to pad ole miss & bamas sos. Prolly lose to arky again too. They're just serving to boomerang the sec into playoffs.

And tenner at #10? Lmao ooookayy.

In Topic: Auburn just kicked their Starting RB off the team.

04 August 2016 - 08:54 PM

View Postjthomas666, on 04 August 2016 - 07:09 AM, said:

Are you a math major by any chance?


In Topic: Predict the Record (2016): Week 10 - LSU

30 July 2016 - 08:51 AM

View PostALA2262, on 30 July 2016 - 08:02 AM, said:

2017 LSU returning starters may not look any better than 2016 tOSU.

                                                       128. Ohio State Buckeyes                              6                             3*                            3

Possible. Here's a returning non-starter not many people know about... Saw little playing time last yr. My buddy coached the kid he's hurdling, who is 5'10 - they prepared for this  "jumper" and still couldn't stop him.

I'm sure the opposing coaches know him well - tyron johnson - feel free to watch the replay of this still shot. Its crazy

Of course, qb still has to be able to get it in the vicinity.. So, there's that.

In Topic: SECtalk Memories

28 July 2016 - 10:52 PM

Fkn hilarious!!!

View Postfoxflyer5, on 26 July 2016 - 07:49 AM, said:

I think it was wOOk who posted this.  funniest thing I ever read in my life.


Everyone knows that an evening at Red Lobster is no small affair. I press my jeans, put on my finest hair product, and drench myself in a musky cologne. Hell, I may even shine up my wing tipped shoes, for I am going to Red Lobster. I strut through the door with my finest lady on my arm and throw up two fingers to the Hostess. I glide past the lobstertank with ease knowing that yet again I will not be eating a red lobster at Red Lobster (who would). I take a seat and before the waiter asks us for our drinks I request 20 cheddar bay biscuits. It's such a bold move that music stops, glasses clink, and everyone in a 5 yard radius gasps in disbelief/shock. Even my company gives me a look of concern. The waiter says " s..sir are you sure?". I don't sweat one bit and I tell that waiter to step and make with the cbb's. he comes back with three baskets filled with biscuits (7 in 2 and 6 in another). I thank the waiter. Then I go straight baller!!!! I'm pounding biszcuits left and right. Smashing them in old dudes faces, rubbing them between my ladies titties, telling the waiter to off. I cause a ruckus, only get cbb's, don't pay a dime, and leave with my girl plus three more.That's generally what happens every time I go to Red Lobster, I've gotten banned from 33 locations.

I tell you this to let you that Cheddar Bay Biscuit shrimp sandwhiches are without a doubt the most ballerest thing a baller could ball at Red Lobster.