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Johnny Football Wins Heisman

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View PostWadeWilson, on 12 December 2012 - 08:07 AM, said:


We're claiming that because Johnny Manziel was instrumental in beating Alabama, that Alabama was instrumental in helping him win the Heisman. Thus, Johnny Manziel is our 2nd Heisman winner in Alabama history.

I'm hoping this is meant as a joke but I know a few people who may genuinely try to convince someone of it. After all the college football world revolves around Tuscaloosa.

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View PostDGD, on 12 December 2012 - 08:09 AM, said:

I'm hoping this is meant as a joke but I know a few people who may genuinely try to convince someone of it. After all the college football world revolves around Tuscaloosa.

Joke? I never make jokes. 100% serious 100% of the time. That's my motto. Always has been, always will be.

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View PostWadeWilson, on 12 December 2012 - 08:12 AM, said:



Joke? I never make jokes. 100% serious 100% of the time. That's my motto. Always has been, always will be.

Even when you talk about humping Benny's woman?
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View Postzartan, on 12 December 2012 - 11:23 AM, said:

Even when you talk about humping Benny's woman?

Especially when I talk about humping Benny's woman.

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View PostThe Playmaker, on 10 December 2012 - 12:26 PM, said:

I agree, funny so many people wanted Te'o to win but you can make a legit argument he might be the 3rd best defensive player in the country.

Nuh uh! He has seven interceptions returned for 35 yards and precisely 0 touchdowns and doesn't lead the nation in any major statistical category! HE'S THE BEST EVER.
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Whoa, benny has a woman? I call kidnapping.
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View PostGidnik, on 12 December 2012 - 11:29 AM, said:

Whoa, benny has a woman? I call kidnapping.

Before WadeWilson, she was Benny's woman. Now, it's unclear who she prefers.

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If its truly a she, she prefers gidnik.
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View PostGidnik, on 12 December 2012 - 11:34 AM, said:

If its truly a she, she prefers gidnik.

I'll let @ihateAU chime in. She's marrying Benny in a few weeks (I wasn't invited to the wedding because of my next point...), and last time I was in Tuscaloosa we "knocked boots."

She never mentioned you, so we'll see what she has to say.