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Favorite Misunderstood Lyrics

Started by Herschel Talker, Dec 06 2012 09:18 AM

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Herschel Talker

Posted 06 December 2012 - 09:18 AM

Lennay Kekua showed me her tits

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What I heard: "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy" (Hendrix - Purple Haze)
Real lyrics: "Excuse me, while I kiss the sky"

What I heard: "Memories and elephants are playing in the band..." (CCR - Looking Out My Back Door)
Real lyrics: "Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band" (like that makes anymore sense)

What I heard: "I've never seen a pizza burning" (Rolling Stones - Beast of Burden)
Real lyrics: "I'll never be your beast of burden"

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Formerly known as gatorhater

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Herschel Talker

Posted 06 December 2012 - 09:21 AM

Lennay Kekua showed me her tits

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http://www.kissthisg...ins&SearchTerm=

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 09:38 AM

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What I heard: "Because your hippopotamus" (Hall and Oates)
Real lyrics: "because your kiss is on my list"

Edited by A10Rebel, 06 December 2012 - 09:40 AM.

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 09:50 AM

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Metallica: Battery
Hungry Bob Seger : Hungry violence seeker

Metallica: Outlaw Torn
You make me smash the glockenspiel: you make me smash the clock and feel.

Maybe I just have a hard time understanding James Hetfield.

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 09:52 AM

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BEST MIS HEARD ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope is not a policy

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 09:53 AM

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Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night

I still don't know what the real lyric is

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 10:04 AM

Championship #9...is near!

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What I heard: "Hold me closer Tony Danza....."

Real Lyrics: "Hold me closer Tiny Dancer....."

- Elton John

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 10:06 AM

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Boston--I heard --Piece of pie
Real Lyrics -------Piece of mind

Have your ever figured out that your lyrics were wrong? & after you heard the real lyrics--didnt like the song as much!

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 10:10 AM

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What I heard : "She's got electric boobs, in moulin rouge, and I ratted on another saaaint"

Elton John: "She's got electric boots, a mohair suit, you know I read it in a magazine" Benny and the Jets

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 10:10 AM

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"I'm gonna rock'n'roll all night, and part of every day"

Instead of: "....party everyday"

Don't know why, but my family thinks this is exceptionally stupid of me and love to give me grief about it.

"Embrace the might of my tiny pecker!" - WadeWilson in all his glory

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 08:17 PM

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What I heard: "ten roofs rusty mail"
Real lyric: "Tin roof,rusty nail" (b52s love shack)

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 08:26 PM

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"Message in a Bottle" by the Police

"I'll send an SOS to Bernard"

Actual lyric is; "I'll send an SOS to the world"

Edited by Large Marge, 09 December 2012 - 08:27 PM.

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RammaJamma

Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:22 AM

Enjoying the Process

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Haha good thread... I play music but back in my late teens early twenties I was in a little band playing mostly rhythm some lead but we covered all those early 90's greats Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, STP, Soundgarden. I don't know who can tell you what the Original Image: <a href='http://www.sectalk.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/lanekiffin.gif' class='bbc_url' title=''>http://www.sectalk.c.../lanekiffin.gif</a>

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Eddie Vedder was singing lol we had sheet music and would be like wtf???

Rev'd up like a duce another runner in the night..

@Herschel Talker those are classics I am disappoint

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