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[MrGamecockFan]

rwspear, on 06 December 2012 - 08:11 AM, said:

and the award for best hire goes to...

agreed!

[JoeGator]

http://knoxville.cra...3458498332.html

HaHa

Head Coach, University of Tennessee (Neyland Stadium)
Date: 2012-12-05, 9:31PM EST
b3ws6-3458498332@job.craigslist.org[?]
Head Coach Football, University of Tennessee

The Head Coach of Football is responsible for initiating various aspects of the Football program, such as recruiting 2* and 3* players, training them from time to time, and attempting to not break NCAA rules, especially while on ESPN cameras (Looking at you, LK). The Head Coach of Football is required to abide by the rules and regulations established the NCAA, unless he holds a bbq at his house, in which case that never happened and you've never seen that player before if anyone asks. This is a full time, twelve-month position for most. That said, if you have won a national title in any sport at any time, you can work part-time, six months a year, while eating bonbons, for at least eight years after said title.

Essential Responsibilities:
• Reduce number of player arrests by 10 percent.
• Generate additional funds for support of the program. Or, not. That's what our academics programs are for. #AmIRight
• Schedule games, preferably with directional schools.
• Represent UT and the football program in a professional manner .. or, just represent us period. It's been so long since we've had a coach.

Education/Experience
No education required. Also, no real coaching experience required. Heck, if you can prove to me me you've called plays for a bikini football league or that dog Super Bowl, I will offer you the job.

And, best of all, we will pay you.
Seriously, we've offered this to like ten people already, someone's gotta not turn us down. Please apply!

-DH

[BlackSheep 171]

CCRider, on 05 December 2012 - 08:39 PM, said:

Inbreeding, poor oral hygiene, shine running.....other things that Hillbillies love.

Ya, but Arkansas got a coach....

[BlackSheep 171]

JoeGator, on 06 December 2012 - 08:23 AM, said:

http://knoxville.cra...3458498332.html

HaHa

Head Coach, University of Tennessee (Neyland Stadium)
Date: 2012-12-05, 9:31PM EST
b3ws6-3458498332@job.craigslist.org[?]
Head Coach Football, University of Tennessee

The Head Coach of Football is responsible for initiating various aspects of the Football program, such as recruiting 2* and 3* players, training them from time to time, and attempting to not break NCAA rules, especially while on ESPN cameras (Looking at you, LK). The Head Coach of Football is required to abide by the rules and regulations established the NCAA, unless he holds a bbq at his house, in which case that never happened and you've never seen that player before if anyone asks. This is a full time, twelve-month position for most. That said, if you have won a national title in any sport at any time, you can work part-time, six months a year, while eating bonbons, for at least eight years after said title.

Essential Responsibilities:
• Reduce number of player arrests by 10 percent.
• Generate additional funds for support of the program. Or, not. That's what our academics programs are for. #AmIRight
• Schedule games, preferably with directional schools.
• Represent UT and the football program in a professional manner .. or, just represent us period. It's been so long since we've had a coach.

Education/Experience
No education required. Also, no real coaching experience required. Heck, if you can prove to me me you've called plays for a bikini football league or that dog Super Bowl, I will offer you the job.

And, best of all, we will pay you.
Seriously, we've offered this to like ten people already, someone's gotta not turn us down. Please apply!

-DH

That's awesome. I love that he threw in scheduling directional schools.

Edited by BlackSheep 171, 06 December 2012 - 08:35 AM.

[JoeGator]

I LOL'd.
Can't think of a more deserving school to be going through this.
Except for maybe Auburn.

[SECats]

$4M for Chollie Strong?!?!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

http://www.talkradio...rticle=10621728

The Dirty Birds are a special kind of stupid...UT should be THANKFUL they didn't get Strong.  LOL

[fernandomike]

SECats, on 06 December 2012 - 09:09 AM, said:

$4M for Chollie Strong?!?!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

http://www.talkradio...rticle=10621728

The Dirty Birds are a special kind of stupid...UT should be THANKFUL they didn't get Strong.  LOL

Seems like a lot from our perspective, but Louisville is going to the Sugar Bowl and are returning 18-20 starters next year.

[SECats]

fernandomike, on 06 December 2012 - 09:15 AM, said:

Seems like a lot from our perspective, but Louisville is going to the Sugar Bowl and are returning 18-20 starters next year.

Here we go again....UofL would lose to 8/9 SEC teams from this year.  Charlie would be looking for a job (like his buddy Joker) if he was a HC in the SEC.  Period.

[fernandomike]

SECats, on 06 December 2012 - 09:18 AM, said:

Here we go again....UofL would lose to 8/9 SEC teams from this year.  Charlie would be looking for a job (like his buddy Joker) if he was a HC in the SEC.  Period.

Maybe...but he is not recruiting TO an SEC school.  He is recruiting TO Louisville.  Plus, we keep about 5 teams in the top ten.  Louisville could beat the rest.

[SECats]

Let me get this straight....

Chollie Strong is a fine coach.  He knows football.  HOWEVER, to give him that much money for doing NOTHING is not stupid, it's irresponsible and insane.  UofL should be ashamed of themselves and Strong should laugh all the way to the bank.

I think it's great, 'cause we 'bout to beat dat a$$ anyhow.

[SECats]

fernandomike, on 06 December 2012 - 09:23 AM, said:

Maybe...but he is not recruiting TO an SEC school.  He is recruiting TO Louisville.  Plus, we keep about 5 teams in the top ten.  Louisville could beat the rest.

This is simply not true.  He IS recruiting SEC talent....some of the ones that don't qualify for SEC admittance.

UofL would not beat Florida, Georgia, Vandy, South Carolina, Alabama, LSU, Arkansas, Texas A&M and Miss. State, Ole Miss and Missouri would be a toss-up.

[fernandomike]

SECats, on 06 December 2012 - 09:30 AM, said:

This is simply not true.  He IS recruiting SEC talent....some of the ones that don't qualify for SEC admittance.

UofL would not beat Florida, Georgia, Vandy, South Carolina, Alabama, LSU, Arkansas, Texas A&M and Miss. State, Ole Miss and Missouri would be a toss-up.

Come on dude, it's football.  Weird things happen.  Those weird things are less likely to happen against great teams, but you've thrown in several not-so-great ones and that goes too far.

[rwspear]

this guy?

[fernandomike]

That's a resounding, NO

[bluelightstar]

PLEASE HIRE HOUSTON NUTT, HE DESERVES A JOB