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Just gotta love the outlandishness:

Started by Bulldog17, Dec 02 2012 07:22 PM

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 07:22 PM

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Unicorn lair reportedly discovered by North Koreans

December 02, 2012 03:05 PM EST

Outlandish claims coming out of North Korea are nothing new. However, they may have just topped themselves with the announcement from the official state news agency that archaeologists have discovered a cave preceded by an ancient carving that reads "Unicorn Lair", "belonging to King Tongmyong, founder of the ancient Korean kingdom Koguryo" as stated in the report. Supposedly, this lair was found 220 yards from a temple in the capital, Pyongyang. The carving, which appears on a rectangular rock, according to The Telegraph appears to date back to the Koryo Kingdom (918-1392). The archaeologists were fortunate that the lair was so clearly labeled.

Naturally, this story has met with a fair amount of skeptism. But if this claim is false, what would prompt North Korea to make such an announcement? The answer may be found in a section of the report which reads: "The discovery of the unicorn lair, associated with legend about King Tongmyong, proves that Pyongyang was a capital city of Ancient Korea as well as Koguryo Kingdom". This statement suggests this "discovery" is being used by North Korea to make a case for its dominance over the South.
There are many reasons to doubt the claims of this lair, one of the most obvious is the fact that if these mythical creatures really had existed just over a thousand years ago why wouldn't there be any compelling evidence. MSN also brings up a good point. If this cave was so clearly marked, how did it go unnoticed for 600 years?

It is arguable as to whether it's harder to believe this claim or the tongue-in-cheek article by The Onion, reported as a serious news story by China's Communist party newspaper, that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is the sexiest man alive.

At least they have some broad imaginations...........

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 07:59 PM

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North Korea is seriously the most insane country in the world, and its headed by the most insane leaders ever.

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 08:13 PM

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north korea just moved up in my book. the things you can do with unicorn hair are endless as are the levels of power one possesses with unicorn hair. we better seek peace with them before we are annihilated.

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 08:21 PM

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shamoan, on 02 December 2012 - 08:13 PM, said:

north korea just moved up in my book. the things you can do with unicorn hair are endless as are the levels of power one possesses with unicorn hair. we better seek peace with them before we are annihilated.

Unicorn hair does make for an excellent wand core.

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 08:32 PM

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from what i know, unicorn hair pretty much trumps all. this is a clear act of aggression. we must get that unicorn hair and the unicorn that bore it.

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 09:58 PM

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 10:13 PM

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Oh I do miss their weekly threats and propaganda. Its been forever since I heard an air raid siren...

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I, for one, welcome our new Korean-Unicorn overlords.

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