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Posted 30 November 2012 - 12:26 PM
Posted 30 November 2012 - 02:50 PM
Posted 30 November 2012 - 09:45 PM
It's a small miracle she didn't want to sue you for endangering her little angel.
Had a couple of little thugs bury their truck to the axles while trespassing on my place. Gave 'em about half the bitching-out I'd have gotten at that age for tearing up a place that wasn't mine and went to get my tractor to pull 'em out. Before I got started their mom gets there and starts raising hell AT ME for cussing at her boys. (The ones who just trespassed and destroyed property)
I put my tractor back in the barn and locked all my gates. Told the bitch I shoulda whipped both their asses and she needed to get the sheriff out here if she wanted her truck back. Sure enough she called the sheriff and expected him to side with her...got nine kinds of pissed when he issued her two trespass citations and asked me if I wanted to press charges for destruction of property.
her--"BUT...HE THREATENED TO BEAT MY SONS!!!!"
Sheriff--"Well ma'am, maybe if you'd beat some respect into them earlier, I wouldn't be standing here writing them tickets."
Even though I didn't press charges, she still thinks it's my fault her boys got tickets.
*edit to add the sheriff wouldn't let me pull them out. Said it was too dangerous. Made mom call a tow truck and pay all the fees...
Posted 30 November 2012 - 09:54 PM
Posted 01 December 2012 - 12:15 AM
Posted 01 December 2012 - 01:23 AM
Step 2: if she has reproduced, quarantine the offspring immediately and observe for similar defects
Step 3: sterilize offspring, just in case...