Hail to all Comrade Bookfarmers and supporters of Glorious People's University, and hell to with all capitalistic pig supporters of School of North! Glorious has been season of People's University campaign of Our State tour 2012. Comrade Cherrington Dwayne been has fearless leader though strange fog at Wade-Davis Stadium on Field of Scott!
Glorious too been has campaign of State Ours against opponents of Bookfarmers People University. I, Commissar Mullen's, favorite win was thrilling minute of last win against directional school towards South of Alabama. Faithful Bookfarmers not seem to like that most glorious victorful campaign though.
Effort much was also put into #Belief campaign, campaining I, Commissar Mullen, particularly am proudful of. Sayeth I that sky above was purple, and Faithful Bookfarmers believe me would.
Thankfulness much I am that Bookfarmers complaineth not when Manziel of Jesus from Agrarian and Mechanics School of Texas denteth Our State campaign. Hype was runnething strong into that game; much so that form of uni was changed and tags of hash added to zone that ends. Indeed, celebrations of lower-tier bowl from days of Commissar Sherrill ranneth higher than even Minister of Propaganda, Stricklin, expecteth. Down of let that followed surpriseth I, Fearless Commissar Mullen, but surpriseth I was that Faithful Bookfarmers not were pi**ed as much expected as I was. Guessing that Manziel of Jesus' victorful campaign against Emperor Saban something had do with that.
Report of this which includeth in, as per requirement from contract I signed with Glorious Bookfarmer People's University, mentions of victories from year of this's Our State Campaign. Tigers from State of Jackson match no were for Glorious Agrarian University of Peoples. Neither were Tigers from Burn of Au with most successful Commissar Chizik, wonneth whom he did 2010 crystal, after stealing prospective Bookfarmer from this, Our Agrarian University. Gardless of Regards, 2012 campaign against them successful was. State of Troy seemeth to surprise some Faithful Bookfarmers, many had of whom predicted out of blow victories. No Fear you should haveth Comraden, always as I do, campaign was successful. Mention as I did earlier, campaign against Directional School to South of Alabama far by was I, Commissar Mullen's favorite victory. Wonneth it was in last minute. Faithful Bookfarmers seemed surprised at game of that, but Bookfarmers and supporters needeth have not worried. Always as, prevaileth I and team against Directional School to South of Alabama. Directional School to the Middle Tennessee of was also Glorious victory!
Campaining against Emperor of Saban at Bama of Ala was not nearly successful, but Bookfarmers and supporters of Bookfarmers needeth worry not! As sayeth I during season of pre, "We're only about 92 miles away from a National Championship". Also non-victorious was campaign against Agrarian School of Mechanics from Texas. Perhaps that was lost of worst losses. But Glorious People's #Belief nevered wavered, causing Faithful Bookfarmers not to leave campaing early disgust in. Campaining against U of Cajuns was also non-victorious, but #Belief there was with me, Commissar Mullen, feeleth as I. Campaing against KEEP YOUR PISS HOT and SMILE Commissar Smith of L. John was success of full.
BookFarmers and supporters needeth worry not. Although losses curred of o, in pasten few weeks, Right with all the World will be with Continued 4th straight victory over capitalistic Pigs at School of North/School Up North. Matter it noteth of Commissar Mullen's squad was 1-11 game heading into, victory against Capitalist Pigs at School of North alwayseth restoreth #Belief.
Minister of Offense, Russell Tyler, will destroy School of North's 4-2-5 Defense. Helping by Whiffing, Clausell of Blaine happy feet willeth he Get Not. Minister of Defense, Banks Johnthan, sent has he texts to Lt. Minister of Offense of School of North, Donte Moncrief. Surely this is sign of Minister of Defense Prevailing over School of North.
BookFarmers of Some wondered have they why I, Commissar Mullen, have toned downeth tone of Mine against School of North. LOL, Worry not Faithful BookFarmers haveth just the #Belief as did you on Campaigns of Bama of Ala, Agrarian School of Mechanics of Texas, and U of Cajun. Worryeth I am not, haven't they juseth no material given me. Still will I call them School Up North.
Worryeth I do, about Time-Honored Tradition of BookFarmers, Bell of Cows. Most instrumental been has this in victorious campaigns, and laugheth We do about Grand Emperor Slive's edict that taketh away they could be. Assuredly, baseth off couple of Home Campaigns, surelyeth we not will lose Bells of Cow, but will payeth Capitalistic Pig Slive of Mike $200,000 for Lations of Vio. Happyeth I am not, as funds of those are needed for renovations to Northern Section of Wade of Davis Stadium at Field of Scott. Funds sucheth as that useth could have been for pasture for actual Cows near NorthEaster Side of Add-On, neareth right by Faithful BookFarming Students. Worryeth I not that Bell of Cows useth will they be as Mating Call for BookFarming Students. Taught I did them better than that in Re-Education wheneth First they arrived.
In event of loss of Bells of Cow, Our Time-Honored Terdishun, I, Fearless Leader, Protector of MullenGrad, Defender of the #Belief, suggesteth that We make neweth Terdishun.
Current Song of Fight is Old Much. "Hail State" needeth updating sayeth I, Lord of the Potions and Head Wizard, Mullen. Suggestioneth I that do we this:
"Hell to With School Up North"
"State To Much Hail!
Victory We Campaign Much For Today!
Line We'll Hit and Balls We'll Tote,
Against School of North We Will NOT Choke!
And YELL, YELL YELL, YELL!
To School Up North BookFarmers say GO TO H-E-L-L!
People's University We Fight For, win gameth that Today!
Closing Now, Keep the #Belief Faithful BookFarmers.
S. of P. : Being as I'eth am only miles of 92 from Crystal Trophy that Emperor Saban holdeth currently, More Funding I needeth from Faithful BookFarmers. With Victory Assured over School Up North, thinketh I that $3.7 million noteth be too much. After all, Glorious Campaigns by I, Commissar Mullen worth are that much. Closer getteth we to that Crystal with Glorious Campaigns over Directional School of South towards Alabama.
S. S. of P. Much Hell to School Up North, Comradens!
Edited by ForwardRebels, 21 November 2012 - 01:45 PM.