Shaw is one of those dudes that lives and breathes football. If he makes the Dean's List, it's only because he wants to play football and over-achieved a little bit in the classroom. If you see him drinking at a party, he's actually drinking ice water, not Vodka....If he then bangs two chicks at the same time, it is only because they promised to run the whistles and stop watches for his next morning workouts. If they claim that they were drunk when they made that promise, Shaw will give them a speech like Pacino in Any Given Sunday, and they'll be ready to go.
Why don't you just blow the dude already and get it over with???