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The Top 12 Reasons to Vote for Democrats in 2012!

Started by dcbl, Mar 22 2012 07:05 AM

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 07:05 AM

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When your "friends" cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick their reasons from this "TOP 12"...

1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".

12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my rear end, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 07:44 AM

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Reasons to vote Republican in 2012

1. Corporations are people

2. Women who use Birth control are sluts

3. College students are snobs

4. Gay Americans are an abomination

5. Poor people deserve to be poor

6. Union workers are socialist thugs

7. The unemployed are lazy parasites

8. Latinos are illegal until proven otherwise

9. The Bible trumps the Constitution

10. Global warming is a hoax

11. The US auto industry should go bankrupt

12. The President is a Muslim agent from Kenya

But most importantly...

13. Political chain e-mails are more credible than the media

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 07:49 AM

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14. You get to stay in a Democracy

15. You won't have to learn how to speak Chinese

16. You'll probably get a job

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 07:58 AM

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dcbl, on 22 March 2012 - 07:05 AM, said:

When your "friends" cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick their reasons from this "TOP 12"...

1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

Its only about 10% now that gas is up. Its way too low as it fails to pay for infrastructure maintenance let alone new construction.

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 08:01 AM

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 08:05 AM

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Vader, on 22 March 2012 - 08:01 AM, said:

Glad to see Zartan is starting to see the light.

says the DARK lord.

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 08:07 AM

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Vader, on 22 March 2012 - 08:01 AM, said:

Glad to see Zartan is starting to see the light.

We argue bitterly, but give me a fiscally responsible GOP candidate who isn't a Christian activist on social issues and I'm interested.

Romney is actually the mild sort of conservative politician I like, but I fear his reverse Robin Hood stuff is the wrong way to go for the economy

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 08:14 AM

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 08:36 AM

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zartan, on 22 March 2012 - 07:44 AM, said:

11. The US auto industry should go bankrupt

If a company makes bad business decisions and does not have a good business plan...then absolutely they deserve to go bankrupt. The auto industry shouldn't have been bailed out just like the banking industry. It's capitalism. Te strong survive and the weak fail.

Forgive me for not wanton to use tax payer money to bail out an industry deemed "too big to fail."

What a crock of bullshit

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 08:37 AM

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Matt, on 22 March 2012 - 07:58 AM, said:

Its only about 10% now that gas is up. Its way too low as it fails to pay for infrastructure maintenance let alone new construction.

It should be ZERO

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 08:53 AM

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vandyfan84, on 22 March 2012 - 08:37 AM, said:

It should be ZERO

and what would you drive on?

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 09:26 AM

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vandyfan84, on 22 March 2012 - 08:36 AM, said:

If a company makes bad business decisions and does not have a good business plan...then absolutely they deserve to go bankrupt. The auto industry shouldn't have been bailed out just like the banking industry. It's capitalism. Te strong survive and the weak fail.

Forgive me for not wanton to use tax payer money to bail out an industry deemed "too big to fail."

What a crock of bullshit

Unemployment numbers are kinda important to politicians

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 09:28 AM

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zartan, on 22 March 2012 - 08:07 AM, said:

We argue bitterly, but give me a fiscally responsible GOP candidate who isn't a Christian activist on social issues and I'm interested.

Romney is actually the mild sort of conservative politician I like, but I fear his reverse Robin Hood stuff is the wrong way to go for the economy

Romney is a milder conservative than say Santorum. I like Romney by far better than the rest. He has a very extensive knowledge of business and has spent years in the private sector which is what we need. I dont hate Obama as a person but they way he and is staff are running this country is what i hate. Unemployment and Gas aside.. what has the over 5 trillion he has put into our national budget gottens us.....not much of anything...time to give someone else a go at it. Vote Romney 2012

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 09:34 AM

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zartan, on 22 March 2012 - 08:07 AM, said:

We argue bitterly, but give me a fiscally responsible GOP candidate who isn't a Christian activist on social issues and I'm interested.

Romney is actually the mild sort of conservative politician I like, but I fear his reverse Robin Hood stuff is the wrong way to go for the economy

Im religious, but I don't believe religion should be involved in choosing a president. However, I really don't want a Mormon as my president.... Them mother :lanekiffin:

ers are crazy!!!!
I, personally, am going to vote for the best candidate regardless of political party. Problem is... They all suck to me.

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 09:39 AM

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1. They are in essence the same. Very minute differences between the two. Both love big gov't (as long as their party is the one enacting such legislation), both are war-mongering, and both don't give a damn about having a sound monetary policy.

2. You think for yourself on issues, rather than voting to cut off your nose to spite your face.

3. You paid attention from 2001-2008 and have been paying close attention from 2008- current.

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