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The Official Where is Chalk?" Thread

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So in homage to our lost brethren, I will bring back mustache Chad until Chalk's return.

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And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man

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View Postbmccall, on 15 December 2011 - 10:19 AM, said:

So in homage to our lost brethren, I will bring back mustache Chad until Chalk's return.


You never should of taken him down, damnit.

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Vader, did y'all try those instructions I PMed you to try and unblock the site?
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god that avatar is great!!!
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Haven't seen him since Kentucky whipped Kansas' ass.   You guys know damn well I've been waiting.
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Isn't his last name Updyke?

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View Postbmccall, on 15 December 2011 - 10:19 AM, said:

So in homage to our lost brethren, I will bring back mustache Chad until Chalk's return.

Great...gotta figure out how to walk out of my office past the cubicle farm without everyone seeing that I'm sporting wood now.  FML
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View Postgatorhater, on 15 December 2011 - 03:20 PM, said:



Great...gotta figure out how to walk out of my office past the cubicle farm without everyone seeing that I'm sporting wood now.  FML

Do the scratch n swoop....tuck your boner up in your waistband. I do it all the tine
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View Postvandyfan84, on 15 December 2011 - 03:58 PM, said:

Do the scratch n swoop....tuck your boner up in your waistband. I do it all the tine

Won't work.  I guess I'll loosen my tie and hide it under my collar




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View PostBenny, on 15 December 2011 - 02:34 PM, said:

Vader, did y'all try those instructions I PMed you to try and unblock the site?


They also block any site categorized as a "proxy" as well. as for Chalk, he's gone anyway. I promised not to tell anyone where he's gone but I think everyone here has the right to know. He's moved to Hollywood and accepted a position with Vivid Video as an apprentice fluffer. It's been his dream for years.
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Guess Ron Jeremy needed someone to fondle his danglies!

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It's now been months, so it's time to send out a search team. Let him know you give a damn, this thread stays alive until Chalk returns.

He was a man among boys, until he was issued the restraining order.

His stories were the greatest ever told, if you were into those sort of things.

He once ran 15 miles, some say just for the hell of it...but we knew it was for long distance raping.

Before he left the man bought a bike, and pedaled out of our SECTalk hearts forever.

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He's a queer.

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