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A friend sent this to me so I had to copy, cut, paste.

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.


The answer can be found by posing the following question:  

You're  walking down a
Deserted street with your wife
And two  small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with  a huge knife
Comes around the corner,  
Locks  eyes with you,
Screams obscenities, praises
Allah,  raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying  a
Glock 45 cal. ACP gun, and you are an expert shot.  
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?  


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THINK AND READ CAREFULLY  
THEN SCROLL  DOWN:


Democrat's Answer:
• Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
• Does the man look poor or oppressed?
• Have I  ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
• Could we run away?
• What does my wife think?
• What about the kids?
• Could I  possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of  his hand?
• What does the law say about this situation?  
• Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
• Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kindof message does this send to society and to my children?
• Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
• Does he definitely want to kill me, or would  he be content just to wound me?
• If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing  me?
• Should I call 9-1-1?
• Why is this street so deserted?
• We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
• Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
• I  need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.  
• This is all so confusing!
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Republican's Answer:

BANG!


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Southerner's  Answer:  


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!  BANG!
BANG ! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG!  BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'  
'Were  those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You're not taking that to the Taxidermist!!!