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You raff you ruse (NSFW)

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View PostMizzou_Fan, on 08 July 2014 - 03:03 PM, said:

Turn it on ESPN right now.
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View Postcocky4ever, on 08 July 2014 - 05:29 PM, said:

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love that site. dude is crazy as :lanekiffin:

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Frozen Crabs & the Blonde  Stewardess

    A lawyer boarded an airplane in  New  Orleans  with a box  of
frozen  crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care  of them for him.  She took the box and  promised to put it in the crew's  refrigerator.


He advised her that he was holding her  personally responsible for them staying  frozen,  mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was  a lawyer, and  proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.  Needless to  say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before  landing in New York , she used the intercom  to announce to the entire cabin, "Would  the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?"

Not one hand  went up .... so she took them  home and ate them.


Two lessons  here:
   1. Lawyers aren't as smart  as they think they are.

   2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.

Obama is an incompetent boob!


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A blonde city girl named Patty marries a Texas rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Patty, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. 'Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

The rancher leaves for the fields.

After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. "I came to inseminate the cow." he said.

Patty takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows, and when Patty sees the nail, she tells him,

'This is the one right here.'

The man, assuming he is dealing with an air-head blonde, asks, 'Tell me, lady, 'cause I'm dying to know.

How would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?'

'That's simple." she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,


'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'

Obama is an incompetent boob!


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