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You raff you ruse (NSFW)

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#12931
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View PostGidnik, on 11 March 2014 - 10:17 AM, said:

shovel meet cat

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Hot damn here I am!!

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Hot damn here I am!!

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All of these are too true for me:

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View PostTrueGCFan, on 13 March 2014 - 08:31 AM, said:

All of these are too true for me:

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The only one this is missing is "blast mildew off toilet bowl with piss"
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View PostTrueGCFan, on 13 March 2014 - 08:31 AM, said:

All of these are too true for me:

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I do just about all of those except blowing my nose into my hands (that's nasty) and the romantic comedies. Everything else, yup.

It's funny how The Nod is  a universal greeting for men. And it's true, if you ever try it with a woman they'll look at you like you're fawking nuts.
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Number 17
Du-te la dracu 'LSU

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"I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.....Learn to swim"

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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing and would therefore never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about the missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer,
who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is."
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

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all your bases are belong to us

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