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Some women threaten no sex if men shoot fireworks

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GatorBait15 said:

One of my friends past out in my other friends bed so he shot a bottle rocket at him and it blew up on him lmfao!! It burnt him up a little bit too

I have been hit by bottle rockets a few times in my yonger years.  We used to have bottle rocket wars on the 4th of July.  My shirt caught fire one year and my brother pegged one of our friends right in the Gonads.  Fun times.

Of course, we are idiots and are lucky that nobody lost an eye.

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crawfish said:

The wives or the fireworks?

The wives.
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Rock Chalk Roll Tide said:

I think every man would cave before his wife would.  Not saying they don't want it, but they don't want it as bad as me.  :D

It depends on your timing.  I've discovered that if your girl/missus isn't on birth control, and she ovulates regularly, then there's a 3 to 4 day period where she'll need sex as much as guys do on a regular basis.

Boy, I'm sure that comment's gonna come with some flak.....:up_to_som
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usafbamafan said:

I try to play this game with my wife(without her knowledge) where I don't beg for sex for as long as I can just to see if she will cave in before I do.  9 times out of 10 I end up caving first.:brick:

Try this-- don't beg for sex.  That's a good start.  In the meantime, while you're waiting for her to cave, double the amount of housework you might normally do.  You cook the dinner before she even gets a chance to get in the kitchen.  Do the laundry, clean the bathrooms without her even asking (women love that).  Take the kids out and give her an evening at home alone.  And DON'T complain about any of the extra work and DON'T indicate that you're trying to get anything from her.  When you go to bed together at night, give her a real hot kiss then say good-night and roll over. This is a fool-proof plan for having the wife cave first.
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sportsgirl said:

Try this-- don't beg for sex.  That's a good start.  In the meantime, while you're waiting for her to cave, double the amount of housework you might normally do.  You cook the dinner before she even gets a chance to get in the kitchen.  Do the laundry, clean the bathrooms without her even asking (women love that).  Take the kids out and give her an evening at home alone.  And DON'T complain about any of the extra work and DON'T indicate that you're trying to get anything from her.  When you go to bed together at night, give her a real hot kiss then say good-night and roll over. This is a fool-proof plan for having the wife cave first.

I simply cannot fire the maid and wait on my wife to go to work so life style won't change!
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sportsgirl said:

Try this-- don't beg for sex.  That's a good start.  In the meantime, while you're waiting for her to cave, double the amount of housework you might normally do.  You cook the dinner before she even gets a chance to get in the kitchen.  Do the laundry, clean the bathrooms without her even asking (women love that).  Take the kids out and give her an evening at home alone.  And DON'T complain about any of the extra work and DON'T indicate that you're trying to get anything from her.  When you go to bed together at night, give her a real hot kiss then say good-night and roll over. This is a fool-proof plan for having the wife cave first.
as if THAT were worth the trouble...
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sportsgirl said:

Try this-- don't beg for sex.  That's a good start.  In the meantime, while you're waiting for her to cave, double the amount of housework you might normally do.  You cook the dinner before she even gets a chance to get in the kitchen.  Do the laundry, clean the bathrooms without her even asking (women love that).  Take the kids out and give her an evening at home alone.  And DON'T complain about any of the extra work and DON'T indicate that you're trying to get anything from her.  When you go to bed together at night, give her a real hot kiss then say good-night and roll over. This is a fool-proof plan for having the wife cave first.

Umm, thats not going to happen.  I work all day, her job is to keep the house together.  I don't ask her to come with me to work and do my job.  Besides, I am basically joking around.  I get sex when I want,  I just think its funny sometimes to see who will cave in first.  I like it when she wants it real bad.

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Wow, I can see my suggestion was met with some overwhelming enthusiasm.  I'm beginning to see why some of you can't get any. :eek:
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sportsgirl said:

Wow, I can see my suggestion was met with some overwhelming enthusiasm.  I'm beginning to see why some of you can't get any. :eek:
oh, that's only the beginning...:D
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sportsgirl said:

Wow, I can see my suggestion was met with some overwhelming enthusiasm.  I'm beginning to see why some of you can't get any. :eek:

You're joking right?  Guys shouldn't have to do all the things you said above to get laid.  Marriage is a partnership, and sex shouldn't be used as a bargaining chip from either party.
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Crimson Kicker8 said:

You're joking right?  Guys shouldn't have to do all the things you said above to get laid.  Marriage is a partnership, and sex shouldn't be used as a bargaining chip from either party.

I'm merely suggesting that perhaps many wives are simply exhausted and someone else taking some of the load for awhile could free up her energy for other things.  I can see this seems difficult for you. ;)
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sportsgirl said:

I'm merely suggesting that perhaps many wives are simply exhausted and someone else taking some of the load for awhile could free up her energy for other things.  I can see this seems difficult for you. ;)

You're rather condescending aren't you?  ;)  I'm saying that if a guy can work a 10-12 hour shift and still be good for bedroom activities then so can a woman (because I believe that women are every bit as capable as men in all areas) and not have to hide it under a guise as a bargaining chip.
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yikes, this is getting mildly ugly. i was just making dumb jokes, i'm not really the Neanderthal i pretended to be in this thread...
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zartan said:

yikes, this is getting mildly ugly. i was just making dumb jokes, i'm not really the Neanderthal i pretended to be in this thread...

This is all your fault. :laugh:
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Crimson Kicker8 said:

You're rather condescending aren't you?  ;)  I'm saying that if a guy can work a 10-12 hour shift and still be good for bedroom activities then so can a woman (because I believe that women are every bit as capable as men in all areas) and not have to hide it under a guise as a bargaining chip.

Yes, I am condescending.  How astute of you to notice. ;)  Let me put it this way-- if you really want to get a woman in bed the following statement will NOT make her heart begin to pitter patter:  "Look, I've worked a 10 hour shift myself and I'M not too tired, so what's up with you!! Stop trying to use sex as a bargaining chip!!"  I am only one woman, but I think I can safely say it's going to take a little more than that.  It's just the truth and I can't help that it doesn't seem "fair" to you. Oh, I almost forgot... ;)
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