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ROME (AP) -- Some women in Naples said they won't make love if their men shoot off dangerous fireworks on New Year's Eve. "Se Spari, Niente Sesso" (If you shoot, no sex), as the reported group calls itself, claims to have signed up hundreds of women in the Naples area to combat celebrations that injure or maim hundreds each year.

Carolina Staiano, a mother of two, was quoted in La Stampa daily on Wednesday as saying she was inspired to create the group because her father was partially paralyzed in a fireworks accident.

Setting off fireworks, often homemade or illegally imported, remains popular in Italy and especially in Naples, even though accidents are frequent and sometimes deadly.

Staiano said that "there are other ways to celebrate." And if men don't get the message, women should "send them to sleep on the couch."

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I'd return the suckers.

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ugafan48 said:

I'd return the suckers.

The wives or the fireworks?

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The fireworks.

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Bitch can't cut me off. She don't know where i'm gettin it from!

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F them. I was shooting my AR-15 off in the air on New Years. Wish they could have saw that.
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ugafan48 said:

The fireworks.



Dude bro.... let me tell you something about women. They need sex just as much as you do. You go ahead and let them give you that "no sex BS," they will break down eventually. I guarantee you when they start getting horny they're going to forget all about that fireworks nonsense. They're going to be all over a new kind of fireworks :laugh:

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I get it, don't SHOOT FIREWORKS.  LOL

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crawfish said:

ROME (AP) -- Some women in Naples said they won't make love if their men shoot off dangerous fireworks on New Year's Eve. "Se Spari, Niente Sesso" (If you shoot, no sex), as the reported group calls itself, claims to have signed up hundreds of women in the Naples area to combat celebrations that injure or maim hundreds each year.

Carolina Staiano, a mother of two, was quoted in La Stampa daily on Wednesday as saying she was inspired to create the group because her father was partially paralyzed in a fireworks accident.

Setting off fireworks, often homemade or illegally imported, remains popular in Italy and especially in Naples, even though accidents are frequent and sometimes deadly.

Staiano said that "there are other ways to celebrate." And if men don't get the message, women should "send them to sleep on the couch."

This is just about the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.  It sounds like a  bunch of women who don't want to sleep with their husbands and are just looking for a good excuse--  "Oh, oh, oh, I know, Betty Jane!!  Let's tell them if they shoot those damn fireworks this New Year's, they're not getting any!!  It'll be our 'cause,' so they can't argue about it!"
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You do realize we are talkin' Italian women, right? They weren't built to say no to that stuff. Thank the lord my wife is part Italian! Ciao.


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Sounds like Lysistrata.
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D^3 said:

Dude bro.... let me tell you something about women. They need sex just as much as you do. You go ahead and let them give you that "no sex BS," they will break down eventually. I guarantee you when they start getting horny they're going to forget all about that fireworks nonsense. They're going to be all over a new kind of fireworks :laugh:

Obviously, you are not married.


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the Paradox said:

Obviously, you are not married.


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I try to play this game with my wife(without her knowledge) where I don't beg for sex for as long as I can just to see if she will cave in before I do.  9 times out of 10 I end up caving first.:brick:

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I think every man would cave before his wife would.  Not saying they don't want it, but they don't want it as bad as me.  :D

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One of my friends past out in my other friends bed so he shot a bottle rocket at him and it blew up on him lmfao!! It burnt him up a little bit too
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