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View PostLetters, on 09 November 2011 - 05:32 PM, said:

lol @ that video. loved the "HELP IM DUMB" sign and the guy frustrated after trying to read the book upside down

big rivalry game coming up this weekend: Miami @ Florida State. Two of the best QB ratings in football with Miami QB Harris #6 in NCAA and FSU QB Manuel #12 in NCAA

They better be highly rated; they play against some of the lamest secondaries in all of college football:

Jacory Harris has:

Beat tOSU - #28 Pass Defense
Lost to KSU - #117 Pass Defense
Beat Bethune-Cookman - DI-AA
Lost to VT - #45 Pass Defense
Beat UNC - #91 Pass Defense
Beat GT - #16 Pass Defense
Lost to UVA - #37 Pass Defense
Beat Duke - #93 Pass Defense
Average Pass Defense Ranking of Opponents - #61


E.J. Manuel has:

Beat Louisiana-Monroe - #73 Pass Defense
Beat Charleston Southern - DI-AA
Lost to OU - #68 Pass Defense
Lost to CU - #26 Pass Defense
Lost to WF - #74 Pass Defense
Beat Duke - #93 Pass Defense
Beat Maryland - #48 Pass Defense
Beat NCS - #64 Pass Defense
Beat BC - #85 Pass Defense
Average Pass Defense Ranking of Opponents - #66.4


Just for the sake of comparison, let's check out the opponents of an SEC QB like Jarrett Lee. He has:

Beat UO - #71 Pass Defense
Beat NWS - DI-AA
Beat MSU - #19 Pass Defense
Beat WVU - #34 Pass Defense
Beat UK - #27 Pass Defense
Beat UF - #11 Pass Defense
Beat UT - #17 Pass Defense
Beat AU - #49 Pass Defense
"Beat" Bama - #1 Pass Defense - I realize JJ won the game, but I'm just using the ranking to illustrate the defenses played against.
Average Pass Defense Ranking of Opponents - #28.6


The defenses SEC QB's, like Lee, face are, on average, 30-40 spots better than those faced by those 2 ACC QB's. Always important to keep in mind the competition a player faces when boasting about stats.

http://www.cfbstats....y02/sort01.html
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View PostEaley24, on 20 September 2011 - 07:01 AM, said:

Don't understand how you all think Florida will kill Florida State. I have Florida State winning.. big. Florida State is deffinately back to relevant in College Football, and with Fisher are set-up to do some major damage for many years. Fisher is one of the best coaches in the nation, and the Noles are a much better team then you all credit them for.

LOL

View PostGatorHater24, on 09 November 2011 - 06:45 PM, said:

They still have the hotter women.

Yes, but they all marry UF grads anyway.

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View PostJoeGator, on 09 November 2011 - 08:42 PM, said:


LOL



Yes, but they all marry UF grads anyway.

My mother can vouch for that. :thumbsu:
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i hate Florida State now because every year, it's "this is the year FSU is a national contender again! look out, CFB!"

...and then they go 7-5. i've fallen for it enough. FSU, you're Notre Dame South. f**k off
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F$U has a new mascot.
This is not a joke. I mean, it is a joke, but they are for real.

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http://tampa.cbsloca...named-cimarron/

"In a release sent out April 26, the Athletics Promotions and Marketing Office at FSU said that the character, evocative of the “My Little Pony” dolls children have enjoyed for many years, will be present at a variety of Seminole athletic events on uniforms, logos and in the form of a life-size mascot costume."

Edited by JoeGator, 15 May 2012 - 02:37 PM.


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I can't believe I just discovered this and it's been almost two weeks!

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View PostJoeGator, on 15 May 2012 - 02:34 PM, said:

F$U has a new mascot.
This is not a joke. I mean, it is a joke, but they are for real.

Live version
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Logo version
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http://tampa.cbsloca...named-cimarron/

"In a release sent out April 26, the Athletics Promotions and Marketing Office at FSU said that the character, evocative of the “My Little Pony” dolls children have enjoyed for many years, will be present at a variety of Seminole athletic events on uniforms, logos and in the form of a life-size mascot costume."

I thought this was just a joke, but... wow. Now more bronies are going to want to go to FSU.

He doesn't even have a Cutie Mark on his flank.

And just a second ago:
Me: Mom, did you hear that FSU changed their mascot?
Mom: Oh, you mean the donkey?!
Me: *lmao* It's actually a horse. And I think he's just there to be more "kid-friendly"
Mom: Yeah, one of the receptionists at the school (where she works) said she wasn't happy about it because she's the one who thought it looked like a donkey and she even said "Now everyone's going to call us the Jack*ss School".


... He might also be used for stuff like the mascot games. I would rather see Albert knock Chief Osceola into a pit of foam blocks with a giant Q-tip, but that's just me.

Edited by bijoukaiba, 15 May 2012 - 04:43 PM.

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Stumbled across this, this morning.

It's a collection of articles from the Florida Times Union newspaper (Jacksonville) that show how F$U has been begging for SEC membership since the 1950s.

They applied almost every year for about 30 years and were rejected every time.



When the SEC finally wanted them in 1991, Bowden & Co. enjoyed saying no.



Awesome.




http://nolefan.org/s...ry/fsu_sec.html


Edited by JoeGator, 12 December 2012 - 11:20 AM.


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First it was the Rebel Black Bear, then it was Cimarron. Curse of the New Mascot.

Also:

F$U: Please.
SEC: No.
F$U: Pleeease?
SEC: No.
F$U: PLEEEAAASEE?!
SEC: No.

........ 1991..........
SEC: Join us?
F$U: Ahahaha :lanekiffin: you.

.......2010-2012 ish.......
F$U: You know... maybe the ACC isn't that great. We don't fit in, and we might look for a new conference... JUUUSSSTT SAYING.
SEC: Ummmm...
UF: :lanekiffin:  NO.
UGA, UK, USC: We kind of have this no in-state rivalry pact between us and Florida, so we're going to say no too.
Bama and Auburn: Don't want no recruitin' threats or nothin' so we gon' say no.
LSU: Ce qu'ils ont dit.
SEC: Yeahhhh, we're going to have to say no.
F$U: Well :lanekiffin: .

Edited by bijoukaiba, 22 December 2012 - 12:37 PM.

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